Russia warns 'Merika to tell everyone about Aliens

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:19AM #1

I dearly wish this is true, imagine the awesomeness of knowing that there's intelligent life on other planets and that all religions can finally and forever be proved as gobbledigook.

http://www.eutimes.net/2013/01/russia-orders-obama-tell-world-about-aliens-or-we-will/

that Russia will warn President Obama that the “time has come” for the world to know the truth about aliens, and if the United States won’t participate in the announcement, the Kremlin will do so on its own.

If anyone is “losing their minds” about aliens, it must be pointed out, it is certainly not Russia, but the Vatican, which in November 2009 announced it was “preparing for extraterrestrial disclosure”.

Equally, and apparently, “losing their minds” are US government officials themselves, such as former Pentagon consultant Timothy Good, and author of Above Top Secret: The Worldwide U.F.O. Cover-Up, who in February 2012 stated that former President Dwight Eisenhower had three secret meetings with aliens who were ‘Nordic’ in appearance and wherein a ‘Pact’ was signed to keep their agenda on Earth secret.

the recent discovery in the Russian city of Vladivostok of a 300-million-year-old UFO tooth-wheel, and scientists, astronauts and YouTube users reporting increasingly strange happenings on the moon, the European Space agency reporting their discovery of a 1,000 ancient river on Mars, and UK and Sri Lanka scientists saying they now have “rock solid proof of alien life” after finding fossilized algae inside meteorite

tagoona · 24-01-2013 11:21AM

conspiracy theories thataway --->

DipStick McSwindler · 24-01-2013 11:21AM

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Duggy747 · 24-01-2013 11:23AM

Hopefully it'll be a Predator.

Or Alf, at least.

Though knowing our species' luck it'll probably be Howard The Duck

yaargh8 · 24-01-2013 11:26AM

Great yeah you believe there is a race out there more advanced than us . You believe they are poking around in our stuff . With their technology Im sure they could wipe us out any time they wanted .
But your delighted because itll prove god doesnt exist ?
Atheists ! Madder than the average 70 year old church going priest cleaners half the time.

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:27AM

Not really a conspiracy theory though

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:28AM

yaargh8 wrote: »

Great yeah you believe there is a race out there more advanced than us . You believe they are poking around in our stuff . With their technology Im sure they could wipe us out any time they wanted .
But your delighted because itll prove god doesnt exist ?
Atheists ! Madder than the average 70 year old church going priest cleaners half the time.

So, you'd kill people just coz you're more technically advanced than others?
That's nice, you sound cool.

Where To · 24-01-2013 11:29AM

If the aliens have self driving cars they can go **** themselves.

kneemos · 24-01-2013 11:31AM

Hope they have some grainy video or I'm just not going to believe it.

Dravokivich · 24-01-2013 11:31AM

So... what's the name of the movie and when's it coming out?

BizzyC · 24-01-2013 11:31AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Not really a conspiracy theory though

http://www.eutimes.net/2011/02/world-powers-stunned-after-message-from-god-broadcast/

Yeah, that's a very reputable and reliable news source you're quoting....

Logical_Bear · 24-01-2013 11:32AM

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Move to Conspiracy Theories please......

or the Recycle Bin forum tbh

yaargh8 · 24-01-2013 11:33AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So, you'd kill people just coz you're more technically advanced than others?
That's nice, you sound cool.

Im not an alien .
What if it was found out that god was an alien ?
Would this put a downer on the alien experience for you ?

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:33AM

BizzyC wrote: »

http://www.eutimes.net/2011/02/world-powers-stunned-after-message-from-god-broadcast/

Yeah, that's a very reputable and reliable news source you're quoting....

134,000 + website visits in one day ain't bad, that'd be far higher than any Irish newspaper site for a day.

Ghandee · 24-01-2013 11:34AM

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:37AM

yaargh8 wrote: »

Im not an alien .
What if it was found out that god was an alien ?
Would this put a downer on the alien experience for you ?

Probably not, but at least he'd put to bed all that crap about talking burning bushes, virgin births, multi-headed multi-armed demigods etc etc.

sbsquarepants · 24-01-2013 11:37AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

134,000 + website visits in one day ain't bad, that'd be far higher than any Irish newspaper site for a day.

You seem to be mistaking popularity for credibility. I refer you Mr. Trakker to one Justin Beiber............
Do you now see the diffference between the two?:D

yaargh8 · 24-01-2013 11:38AM

Ghandee wrote: »

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Cause submarine drivers dont get the bitches . Spacemen do .

Balmed Out · 24-01-2013 11:38AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Probably not, but at least he'd put to bed all that crap about talking burning bushes, virgin births, multi-headed multi-armed demigods etc etc.

you may look silly when we have first contact with the marsian burning bush people

FutureGuy · 24-01-2013 11:40AM

Being from the future, as I am, I can say that ye have nothing to worry about regarding aliens for another 7 months or so. For the most part.

Edit: Sorry, 10 months, stupid EurAmerican dates. It's referred to as 10/7 in the USEA :rolleyes:

Ghandee · 24-01-2013 11:41AM

yaargh8 wrote: »

Cause submarine drivers dont get the bitches . Spacemen do .

Submariners like 'going down' I've heard.

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:42AM

Balmed Out wrote: »

you may look silly when we have first contact with the marsian burning bush people

Hahaha...feck, better delete that comment

nelly17 · 24-01-2013 11:42AM

kneemos · 24-01-2013 11:42AM

Ghandee wrote: »

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Fish.

squod · 24-01-2013 11:43AM

Aliens wouldn't come here. The wages are crap. Better keep travelling space dudes. Before your alien kids end up in perpetual debt or something.

BizzyC · 24-01-2013 11:44AM

That whole "newspaper" is nothing but conspiracy theory.

Balmed Out · 24-01-2013 11:48AM

kneemos wrote: »

Fish.

fishes is actually fine so long as he was referring to multiple species of fish.

Wibbs · 24-01-2013 11:51AM

kneemos wrote: »

Fish.

"Fishes" is also correct as the plural of "fish".

Ghandee wrote:

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

True enough, 12 men walked on the moon, but only 3 have been at the bottom of the deepest ocean. We've a lot to learn about what is down there. Going down in subs is cool, but we're missing soooo much. It would be like being being lowered into a rainforest by helicopter, at night, with a torch. Giant and colossal squid certainly exist and sailors have reported really odd shít, inc really big squid. Not weirdos either, experienced mariners and fishermen.

Matt_Trakker · 24-01-2013 11:52AM

Balmed Out wrote: »

fishes is actually fine so long as he was referring to multiple species of fish.

So, it would be like.

Oh look, over there, there's 4 fish.
and
Oh look, over there, there's 4 fishes: salmon, trout, cod and Angelina Jolie.

Balmed Out · 24-01-2013 11:55AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So, it would be like.

Oh look, over there, there's 4 fish.
and
Oh look, over there, there's 4 fishes: salmon, trout, cod and Angelina Jolie.

something like that

GalwayGuy2 · 24-01-2013 12:05PM

aliens who were ‘Nordic’ in appearance

More Nordic women, good enough for me.

Russia warns 'Merika to tell everyone about Aliens

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