Russia warns 'Merika to tell everyone about Aliens

Matt_Trakker

I dearly wish this is true, imagine the awesomeness of knowing that there's intelligent life on other planets and that all religions can finally and forever be proved as gobbledigook.

http://www.eutimes.net/2013/01/russia-orders-obama-tell-world-about-aliens-or-we-will/

that Russia will warn President Obama that the “time has come” for the world to know the truth about aliens, and if the United States won’t participate in the announcement, the Kremlin will do so on its own.

If anyone is “losing their minds” about aliens, it must be pointed out, it is certainly not Russia, but the Vatican, which in November 2009 announced it was “preparing for extraterrestrial disclosure”.

Equally, and apparently, “losing their minds” are US government officials themselves, such as former Pentagon consultant Timothy Good, and author of Above Top Secret: The Worldwide U.F.O. Cover-Up, who in February 2012 stated that former President Dwight Eisenhower had three secret meetings with aliens who were ‘Nordic’ in appearance and wherein a ‘Pact’ was signed to keep their agenda on Earth secret.

the recent discovery in the Russian city of Vladivostok of a 300-million-year-old UFO tooth-wheel, and scientists, astronauts and YouTube users reporting increasingly strange happenings on the moon, the European Space agency reporting their discovery of a 1,000 ancient river on Mars, and UK and Sri Lanka scientists saying they now have “rock solid proof of alien life” after finding fossilized algae inside meteorite

tagoona

conspiracy theories thataway --->

DipStick McSwindler

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Duggy747

Hopefully it'll be a Predator.

Or Alf, at least.

Though knowing our species' luck it'll probably be Howard The Duck

yaargh8

Great yeah you believe there is a race out there more advanced than us . You believe they are poking around in our stuff . With their technology Im sure they could wipe us out any time they wanted .
But your delighted because itll prove god doesnt exist ?
Atheists ! Madder than the average 70 year old church going priest cleaners half the time.

Matt_Trakker

Not really a conspiracy theory though

Matt_Trakker

yaargh8 wrote: »

Great yeah you believe there is a race out there more advanced than us . You believe they are poking around in our stuff . With their technology Im sure they could wipe us out any time they wanted .
But your delighted because itll prove god doesnt exist ?
Atheists ! Madder than the average 70 year old church going priest cleaners half the time.

So, you'd kill people just coz you're more technically advanced than others?
That's nice, you sound cool.

Where To

If the aliens have self driving cars they can go **** themselves.

kneemos

Hope they have some grainy video or I'm just not going to believe it.

Dravokivich

So... what's the name of the movie and when's it coming out?

BizzyC

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Not really a conspiracy theory though

http://www.eutimes.net/2011/02/world-powers-stunned-after-message-from-god-broadcast/

Yeah, that's a very reputable and reliable news source you're quoting....

Logical_Bear

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Move to Conspiracy Theories please......

or the Recycle Bin forum tbh

yaargh8

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So, you'd kill people just coz you're more technically advanced than others?
That's nice, you sound cool.

Im not an alien .
What if it was found out that god was an alien ?
Would this put a downer on the alien experience for you ?

Matt_Trakker

BizzyC wrote: »

http://www.eutimes.net/2011/02/world-powers-stunned-after-message-from-god-broadcast/

Yeah, that's a very reputable and reliable news source you're quoting....

134,000 + website visits in one day ain't bad, that'd be far higher than any Irish newspaper site for a day.

Ghandee

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Matt_Trakker

yaargh8 wrote: »

Im not an alien .
What if it was found out that god was an alien ?
Would this put a downer on the alien experience for you ?

Probably not, but at least he'd put to bed all that crap about talking burning bushes, virgin births, multi-headed multi-armed demigods etc etc.

sbsquarepants

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

134,000 + website visits in one day ain't bad, that'd be far higher than any Irish newspaper site for a day.

You seem to be mistaking popularity for credibility. I refer you Mr. Trakker to one Justin Beiber............
Do you now see the diffference between the two?:D

yaargh8

Ghandee wrote: »

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Cause submarine drivers dont get the bitches . Spacemen do .

Balmed Out

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Probably not, but at least he'd put to bed all that crap about talking burning bushes, virgin births, multi-headed multi-armed demigods etc etc.

you may look silly when we have first contact with the marsian burning bush people

FutureGuy

Being from the future, as I am, I can say that ye have nothing to worry about regarding aliens for another 7 months or so. For the most part.

Edit: Sorry, 10 months, stupid EurAmerican dates. It's referred to as 10/7 in the USEA :rolleyes:

Ghandee

yaargh8 wrote: »

Cause submarine drivers dont get the bitches . Spacemen do .

Submariners like 'going down' I've heard.

Matt_Trakker

Balmed Out wrote: »

you may look silly when we have first contact with the marsian burning bush people

Hahaha...feck, better delete that comment

nelly17

kneemos

Ghandee wrote: »

Why are we, (the human race) so fixated on aliens etc?

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

There's fishes at the bottom of the ocean that glow in the dark, fishes with lights on their heads, and giant squids, reputed to be as big as whales ffs.

Fish.

squod

Aliens wouldn't come here. The wages are crap. Better keep travelling space dudes. Before your alien kids end up in perpetual debt or something.

BizzyC

That whole "newspaper" is nothing but conspiracy theory.

Balmed Out

kneemos wrote: »

Fish.

fishes is actually fine so long as he was referring to multiple species of fish.

Wibbs

kneemos wrote: »

Fish.

"Fishes" is also correct as the plural of "fish".

Ghandee wrote:

We know more about the surface of the Moon than we know about the deepest oceans of our own planet (inner space etc)

True enough, 12 men walked on the moon, but only 3 have been at the bottom of the deepest ocean. We've a lot to learn about what is down there. Going down in subs is cool, but we're missing soooo much. It would be like being being lowered into a rainforest by helicopter, at night, with a torch. Giant and colossal squid certainly exist and sailors have reported really odd shít, inc really big squid. Not weirdos either, experienced mariners and fishermen.

Matt_Trakker

Balmed Out wrote: »

fishes is actually fine so long as he was referring to multiple species of fish.

So, it would be like.

Oh look, over there, there's 4 fish.
and
Oh look, over there, there's 4 fishes: salmon, trout, cod and Angelina Jolie.

Balmed Out

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So, it would be like.

Oh look, over there, there's 4 fish.
and
Oh look, over there, there's 4 fishes: salmon, trout, cod and Angelina Jolie.

something like that

GalwayGuy2

aliens who were ‘Nordic’ in appearance

More Nordic women, good enough for me.

V_Moth

Dravokivich wrote: »

So... what's the name of the movie and when's it coming out?

Putin: Distraction Days (already at a cinema near you)

Wibbs wrote: »

"Fishes" is also correct as the plural of "fish".

True enough, 12 men walked on the moon, but only 3 have been at the bottom of the deepest ocean. We've a lot to learn about what is down there. Going down in subs is cool, but we're missing soooo much. It would be like being being lowered into a rainforest by helicopter, at night, with a torch. Giant and colossal squid certainly exist and sailors have reported really odd shít, inc really big squid. Not weirdos either, experienced mariners and fishermen.

Yeah, one was filmed recently off Japan.

Wattle

yaargh8 wrote: »

Im not an alien .
What if it was found out that god was an alien ?
Would this put a downer on the alien experience for you ?

If there are aliens they could easily claim to be God. A lot of people want to believe in a man in the sky.

Amirani

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

I dearly wish this is true, imagine the awesomeness of knowing that there's intelligent life on other planets and that all religions can finally and forever be proved as gobbledigook.

Aliens existing wouldn't necessarily disprove the existence of a God. They could be just as theistic as a lot of the human population, perhaps having similar enough beliefs. There would certainly have to be some backtracking from the major religions but that's not really anything new for them.

mikom

George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

♫
Watch them fly away
See the lines across the sky
Watch them fly...away

Crooked Jack

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

I dearly wish this is true, imagine the awesomeness of knowing that there's intelligent life on other planets and that all religions can finally and forever be proved as gobbledigook.

How does the existence of aliens disprove God?

yaargh8

Maybe god will unleash a plague of aliens on us .

ITS_A_BADGER

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

You left this out of your orginal post OP taken from here near the bottom.

After the discovery came public, conspirators were quick to dub it ‘a UFO tooth-wheel’. Russian scientists, however, do not jump to conclusions and will run further tests to learn more about the strange artifact.

all a load of conspiracy muck

Cantona's Collars

Where To wrote: »

If the aliens have self driving cars they can go **** themselves.

No.they can move to Kerry & get drunk.

getz

Crooked Jack wrote: »

How does the existence of aliens disprove God?

god made heaven and earth and all things in it.......

Matt_Trakker

Crooked Jack wrote: »

How does the existence of aliens disprove God?

Easily, haven't you heard of panspermia?

The theory goes that life originated on earth after it landed here (or was planted here) from space.
If our new overlords, when they come, tell us they're the ones responsible for this, then it'll prove that we weren't put here by a god.
And we'll all live happily ever after, safe in the knowledge that we won't spend eternity having pitch forks shoved up our arses and that millions and millions and millions of people died in wars fought over fallacy.

bilston

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Easily, haven't you heard of panspermia?

The theory goes that life originated on earth after it landed here (or was planted here) from space.
If our new overlords, when they come, tell us they're the ones responsible for this, then it'll prove that we weren't put here by a god.
And we'll all live happily ever after, safe in the knowledge that we won't spend eternity having pitch forks shoved up our arses and that millions and millions and millions of people died in wars fought over fallacy.

And who created the alien overlords?

El Guapo!

What's with this new fad of everyone writing "'Merika" instead of America??
It's so irritating!

Biggins

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

I dearly wish this is true, imagine the awesomeness of knowing that there's intelligent life on other planets and that all religions can finally and forever be proved as gobbledigook.

http://www.eutimes.net/2013/01/russia-orders-obama-tell-world-about-aliens-or-we-will/

If only all that was true...

We can only hope!

I wonder what it would mean for the world if the American president ever does come clean about aliens.

Matt_Trakker

bilston wrote: »

And who created the alien overlords?

Nobody I reckon, they're probably the product of millions of eons of constant evolution, like us....but apparently more Nordic looking.

If you're interested here's an article about it and it's likelihood that it happened.

One argument that supports the panspermia theory is the emergence of life soon after the heavy bombardment period of earth, between 4 and 3.8 billion years ago. During this period, researchers believe the Earth endured an extended and very powerful series of meteor showers. However, the earliest evidence for life on Earth suggests it was present some 3.83 billion years ago, overlapping with this bombardment phase. These observations suggest that living things during this period would have faced extinction, contributing to the idea that life did not originate on Earth.

interplanetary distances are large, so the time a bacterial spore would have to spend in a meteorite or comet before hitting a host planet could range in the millions of years. Two studies involving the isolation of bacterial spores, either from the abdomen of extinct bees preserved in amber or from a brine inclusion in an old salt crystal from the Permian Salado formation, suggest that bacterial spores can remain viable for up to 250 million years. Thus, bacterial spores could potentially account for life on earth.

Source

Biggins

Deleted User wrote: »

I wonder what it would mean for the world if the American president ever does come clean about aliens.

In one word - "chaos".

speedboatchase

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

134,000 + website visits in one day ain't bad, that'd be far higher than any Irish newspaper site for a day.

You don't know what reputable means.

Matt_Trakker

speedboatchase wrote: »

You don't know what reputable means.

Good point, no Irish newspaper website is reputable.

getz

so ron hubbard andh is religion scientology is right,we came from another planet

TeddyTedson

I think what's happened here is that Russian spies have obtained some documents, referring to illegal aliens entering America.
I've been in regular contact myself with the mother ship and I've been assured that there is no possible way humans can be aware of our existence as of yet. After abducting any humans we usually finger humans in the bottom where their brains appear to be located as to preform a lobotomy resulting in the loss of any recent memories before returning them to your planet.
Fear not though, and your time will come.