what's the best/worst thing you have ever been called

Crimson King · 21-01-2013 11:46AM

Bad Santa wrote: »

Now, I swear not a ginger hair do I have but what was funny (afterwards at least) was that in the midst of this row, with bouncers trying to separate us, I said (with venomous anger):"Hey, my hair is blonde, alright!"

Strawberry blonde, right?

Czarcasm · 21-01-2013 11:58AM

I've been called a couple of choice names in my time-

"Ah you oul fart of a bastard!" - My mother, when I jumped into a bath she had ran for herself

"You're an unconscionable bastard!" - My wife, when explaining why she'll never work with me.

"knob jockey!" - an unsatisfied customer (that one actually DID stop me in my tracks, the mental picture!

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"Ya Chinese cuhnt!" - when I lent a drunk girl my lighter and she couldn't light her smoke.

"Out of my way, gay boy!" - Seven year old child, who subsequently went crying to her mammy when I nonchalantly replied "Go fùck yourself!".

ITS_A_BADGER · 21-01-2013 12:16PM

Im trying to think do i actually want to remember what the worst thing been called or am i happy enough not remembering it.
I think im happy enough not to

StormWarrior · 21-01-2013 12:18PM

My family have given me the nickname Abu, as in abu Hamza the terrorist. Apparently when I'm angry I make a facial expression just like his.

wobzilla1 · 21-01-2013 12:23PM

Walking home from a night shift at 5am one morning half asleep. Walking by an apartment block when some lad leans out the window and roars "Hey you".
I stop and wearily raise my head only to be told "Your face looks like a fanny".

Jaxxy · 21-01-2013 12:30PM

kfallon wrote: »

Fenian Bastard

I was only 11, had to ask me Da what a Fenian was

Were you wearing your Celtic jersey?

Worst: An ex called me a cúnt once in front of his family.

Best: Someone once said I had a beautiful soul.

21-01-2013 12:38PM

Guy once slowed his car down passing by me and yelled "Lesbian!"

I was a bit baffled, I mean it so happens I'm not a lesbian, but either way, how's that an insult?

1ZRed · 21-01-2013 05:48PM

I've been called an arse bandit before, but I actually really liked that insult

Lil' Smiler · 21-01-2013 06:05PM

At 12 I was on holidays in France and this boy who was older than me said to me "you have fat legs". Not nice at all, was a gymnast at the time so had much bigger muscles than the rest..even that kid! Can still remember the way it made me feel

Czarcasm · 21-01-2013 06:18PM

Lil' Smiler wrote: »

At 12 I was on holidays in France and this boy who was older than me said to me "you have fat legs". Not nice at all, was a gymnast at the time so had much bigger muscles than the rest..even that kid! Can still remember the way it made me feel

It was probably a compliment, frogs legs are a delicacy in France! :pac:

Potential-Monke · 21-01-2013 06:23PM

Was told by a lesbian i was a good kisser, but the funniest i've been called is "Special Olympics Head".

what's the best/worst thing you have ever been called

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