I need a womans opinion or any opinion for that matter

sfwcork · 21-01-2013 05:23PM

this thread could get entertaining

Better pop to the shop for salted popcorn and coke

ilovesleep · 21-01-2013 05:24PM

corkfellow wrote: »

Trust me i tried on more than one occasion but no go......

Why would I want a cork man's cock up my hole? Don't make me sick.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-01-2013 05:25PM

sfwcork wrote: »

this thread could get entertaining

Better pop to the shop for salted popcorn and coke

Get me buffalo hunky dorys

ronan45 · 21-01-2013 05:26PM

housetypeb wrote: »

She was looking for a one stand,she gave you three chances to shag her, but you were being too much of a gentleman,your loss.

Good looking girl looking for a 1 night stand..... :rolleyes:

That'll be the day.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-01-2013 05:27PM

ronan45 wrote: »

Good looking girl looking for a 1 night stand..... :rolleyes:

That'll be the day.

Maybe just not with you :P

lucylu · 21-01-2013 05:27PM

To me she saying it like it is. a relative more than likely an immediate family member is sick and she is a bit shocked, her life is on hold and has decided all her time is focused on them.

I suggest you text her and tell her you hope that all is OK if she wants to talk or if there was anything you could do to let you know.

homeless student · 21-01-2013 05:30PM

tell her that by agreeing to a 4th date, that created a verbal contract and to expect a solicitors letter in relation to the matter.

ilovesleep · 21-01-2013 05:31PM

OP, I was only messing with you. I'm not your girl at all.

mark renton · 21-01-2013 05:31PM

lucylu wrote: »

To me she saying it like it is. a relative more than likely an immediate family member is sick and she is a bit shocked, her life is on hold and has decided all her time is focused on them.

I suggest you text her and tell her you hope that all is OK if she wants to talk or if there was anything you could do let her know.

Cant believe you fell for that story lucy.

SunnyDub1 · 21-01-2013 05:32PM

lucylu wrote: »

To me she saying it like it is. a relative more than likely an immediate family member is sick and she is a bit of shock, her life is on hold and has decided all her time is focused on them.

I suggest you text her and tell her you hope that all is OK if she wants to talk or if there was anything you could do let her know.

That's great advice if you want to look desperate :rolleyes:

She finished it before it even started, you liked her and thought it would go somewhere, she didn't feel the same - it happends. Better now than months down the line!
So your best just moving on.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-01-2013 05:32PM

Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again?

harney · 21-01-2013 05:32PM

kneemos wrote: »

I bet she has a penis.

I bet she's had more than one, none of which belonged to the op.

Perhaps she's all shagged out after Christmas op?

iDave · 21-01-2013 05:33PM

Probably thought she was lesbian, seeing you a few times confirmed it.

21-01-2013 05:34PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again?

It was the second bit he had the problem with

Fromthetrees · 21-01-2013 05:34PM

Maybe she actually did want sexy time op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

mark renton · 21-01-2013 05:35PM

homeless student wrote: »

tell her that by agreeing to a 4th date, that created a verbal contract and to expect a solicitors letter in relation to the matter.

Do this, and also ask for a prenup. Will make her think u have lotsa money.

Duck Soup · 21-01-2013 05:36PM

Sick relative = concocted excuse.

Doesn't want anything serious right now = not into you.

Hope this helps.

FatherLen · 21-01-2013 05:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It was the second bit he had the problem with

oooooooh guuuuurl no you diden

*clicks fingers*

lucylu · 21-01-2013 05:38PM

mark renton wrote: »

Cant believe you fell for that story lucy.

ah come on .... despite what you men folk think we are not all vindictive bitches and always plan to come up with stories to dump someone.

sfwcork · 21-01-2013 05:39PM

did she smell of lesbian?

Bad Santa · 21-01-2013 05:40PM

corkfellow wrote: »

Hi,

Hey.

Ended up with abit of kissing etc but nothing full on which I didn't mind at all.

Did she put her tongue in your mouth and make pelvic gestures?

If so, she wanted you balls deep.

I then got her number and gave her a few texts, we seemed to be getting on well so after xmas we met up had a nice dinner had a bit of walk, shared a kiss and then went into town for a few drinks. We got on very well and had a good laugh.

And then..

She invited me back hers but again abit of kissing and cuddling which again I didn't mind thinking that the girl has standards and that she didn't want to rush things. Again which I liked.

Noooooo, she wanted cock. Why did you think she had standards?? When a girl invites you back to hers after having dinner, sharing drinks and a romantic walk, it means one thing: they want you to rip their clothes off and have them as afters.

We had decided to meet up again the following wknd where we spent the day together afterwards I cooked her dinner watch TV before dropping her home and getting a kiss goodnight.

Seriously.

a relative of hers got sick.

No such person I'm afraid, OP.

This has left me very confused as to what exactly she wants?

A filthy bastard with a heart of gold, like most women.

she is good looking, a great laugh and we were getting on well

Text her again and tell her that you can't stop thinking about her and that you hesitated too much as you had just seen Notting Hill and weren't yourself.

readygo · 21-01-2013 05:42PM

Bad Santa wrote: »

Hey.Did she put her tongue in your mouth and make pelvic gestures?

If so, she wanted you balls deep.And then..Noooooo, she wanted cock. Why did you think she had standards?? When a girl invites you back to hers after having dinner, sharing drinks and a romantic walk, it means one thing: they want you to rip their clothes off and have them as afters.

Seriously.No such person I'm afraid, OP.A filthy bastard with a heart of gold, like most women.Text her again and tell her that you can't stop thinking about her and that you hesitated too much as you had just seen Notting Hill and weren't yourself.

Move on op

smash · 21-01-2013 05:43PM

Bad Santa wrote: »

Text her again and tell her that you can't stop thinking about her and that you hesitated too much as you had just seen Notting Hill and weren't yourself.

And include a photo of your erect penis!

GoodisonPark · 21-01-2013 05:44PM

Jog on ...

darragh16 · 21-01-2013 05:45PM

Six simple words;

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

stmol32 · 21-01-2013 05:48PM

I wish people would stop saying this girl wanted a one night stand.

It's an established scientific fact that women recieve no pleasure from the sordid act of intercouse and when faced with it will lie patiently while their husbands finish their dirty business.

kfallon · 21-01-2013 05:49PM

Call round to hers, make sure you get her to go halves on the raw materials you bought when you cooked her dinner.

Mince meat aint cheap these days, now we're in a recession!

monkeysnapper · 21-01-2013 05:49PM

lucylu wrote: »

To me she saying it like it is. a relative more than likely an immediate family member is sick and she is a bit shocked, her life is on hold and has decided all her time is focused on them.

I suggest you text her and tell her you hope that all is OK if she wants to talk or if there was anything you could do to let you know.

+1 on this, this is what I thought, probably was having a bit of fun , something has happened and now she's got more important things to do in her life. Just text back and say if she needs to talk your there for her but won't text again so as not to be pushy .

21-01-2013 05:51PM

stmol32 wrote: »

women recieve no pleasure from the sordid act of intercouse

Maybe that's just the ones you've slept with

kfallon · 21-01-2013 05:51PM

stmol32 wrote: »

I wish people would stop saying this girl wanted a one night stand.

It's an established scientific fact that women recieve no pleasure from the sordid act of intercouse and when faced with it will lie patiently while their husbands finish their dirty business.

They do if you stick a finger up their turd tunnel

:pac:

I need a womans opinion or any opinion for that matter

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