what's the best/worst thing you have ever been called

I was called white trash in England once and spat at from a passing car.

Not the worst but one of the more interesting ones.

Daddy - Couldn't be mine, i'm still a virgin!


I have been called everything and anything, although the only thing that annoys me is being called a "wuss".

Best thing I suppose when I was called a sliver tongued charmer or the devils best friend for my ability to tempt people so well. Thought that was amusing

Worst? Probably a few things but who tf hangs onto that and keeps that in their head?

I was walking down Abbey Street in Dublin one day when two heroin addicts walked passed. One remarked to the other when passing me,

"Look at this ugly f*cker!*

In my defense, I have to say that neither of them were oil paintings themselves.

I hate being called early in the morning.

That awkward situation that goes as follows after someone calls you by a different name:

Me: "My name is actually keith16"

Other person: "I'm really sorry about that"

Me (and everyone else in the Universe ever been in this situation: "Ah don't worry about it, shure I've been called worse"

*Awkward and insincere laughter from all.

pockets3d wrote: »

Don't see how it fits in with the lazy black person stereotype though. Can' even keep our generalisations straight.

That is because it was from the days of slavery.

"Works like a n1gg3r"

The whole lazy black person thing I know nothing about. Probably some new modern slant of why Lazy Irish people are better than lazy non Irish people and deserve the Dole more. Or something.

Cuddly