Would you vote for me?

Prop Joe · 19-01-2013 01:17AM #1

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

PizzamanIRL · 19-01-2013 01:18AM

Ireland has a king?

ToddyDoody · 19-01-2013 01:19AM

First things first, male, catholic, Irish native straight, over 40?

wp_rathead · 19-01-2013 01:19AM

"run for election to be king"

brilliant

byhookorbycrook · 19-01-2013 01:19AM

No, but both Tory and the Great Blasket do/did

dienbienphu · 19-01-2013 01:19AM

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

The King of Moo · 19-01-2013 01:20AM

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

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The King of Moo · 19-01-2013 01:21AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ireland has a king?

Yes.

Richard Hillman · 19-01-2013 01:22AM

I thought you's was dead Prop Joe
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/18/prop-joe-dead-robert-f-chew-the-wire/

dodderangler · 19-01-2013 01:24AM

No you suck!

Prop Joe · 19-01-2013 01:25AM

dienbienphu wrote: »

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

I would abolish the dole and replace it with workfare,When unemployed you are required to work 25 hrs per week in the community to be entitled to a weekly payment,The other hours in the week are for "Job Searching"

Plazaman · 19-01-2013 01:40AM

Will there be sausages?

padma · 19-01-2013 01:41AM

no

Mr.Crinklewood · 19-01-2013 01:42AM

Since you are a lesbian I might vote for you.

19-01-2013 01:42AM

How can I vote for you when you don't even have a poll?

Fail.

kirving · 19-01-2013 01:48AM

If I wanted to be King, I'd guarantee myself 400,000 votes, and possibly more from those who hate their job by raising the dole!

Vast majority of people don't care about the country, and wouldn't bother voting for someone else.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 19-01-2013 01:48AM

Is your surname O'Connor? The last Irish Royal family, if not you have no claim to the crown. It's mine and one of these days I'm going to march to Tara and make it official. :pac:

BOHtox · 19-01-2013 02:00AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

RealExpert · 19-01-2013 02:13AM

dienbienphu wrote: »

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

Fishooks13 · 19-01-2013 02:14AM

Worst thread in AH for a while. And that's saying something.

All your ideas are terrible btw, just like the premise.

Biggins · 19-01-2013 02:14AM

No.

Thatnastyboy · 19-01-2013 02:15AM

YES

NO

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RealExpert · 19-01-2013 02:15AM

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

No I wouldnt one dictator is enuf but thanks for your offer.

Prop Joe · 19-01-2013 02:16AM

Fishooks13 wrote: »

Worst thread in AH for a while. And that's saying something.

All your ideas are terrible btw, just like the premise.

19-01-2013 02:16AM

I'm a racist.

Well, that's news to me.

franktheplank · 19-01-2013 02:17AM

But you're more than just a racist?

Prop Joe · 19-01-2013 02:17AM

RealExpert wrote: »

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

On Job Bridge....

Biggins · 19-01-2013 02:17AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm a racist.

Well, that's news to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFYPfmH_U0k

dienbienphu · 19-01-2013 02:19AM

RealExpert wrote: »

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

well it depends if you consider working 7 days a week lucky. have you tried existing on the dole in the UK? I tried it once and almost starved to death
. Hunger is a good incentive to work or of you can't find it, emigrate

Hande hoche! · 19-01-2013 02:22AM

You're throwing away the racists votes.

harry Bailey esq · 19-01-2013 02:35AM

Plazaman wrote: »

Will there be sausages?

care to comment Joe?

Would you vote for me?

Vote for Joe 25 votes

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