Would you vote for me?

Prop Joe

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

PizzamanIRL

Ireland has a king?

ToddyDoody

First things first, male, catholic, Irish native straight, over 40?

wp_rathead

"run for election to be king"

brilliant

byhookorbycrook

No, but both Tory and the Great Blasket do/did

dienbienphu

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

The King of Moo

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

Kyle Reese: "At 00:17 on January 19th, After Hours became self aware and assumed an unstable identity based on the majority of its posts. We were unprepared, and had no defence over it. It was only a matter of time before the computers gained complete control."

The King of Moo

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ireland has a king?

Yes.

Richard Hillman

I thought you's was dead Prop Joe
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/18/prop-joe-dead-robert-f-chew-the-wire/

dodderangler

No you suck!

Prop Joe

dienbienphu wrote: »

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

I would abolish the dole and replace it with workfare,When unemployed you are required to work 25 hrs per week in the community to be entitled to a weekly payment,The other hours in the week are for "Job Searching"

Plazaman

Will there be sausages?

padma

no

Mr.Crinklewood

Since you are a lesbian I might vote for you.

How can I vote for you when you don't even have a poll?

Fail.

kirving

If I wanted to be King, I'd guarantee myself 400,000 votes, and possibly more from those who hate their job by raising the dole!

Vast majority of people don't care about the country, and wouldn't bother voting for someone else.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Is your surname O'Connor? The last Irish Royal family, if not you have no claim to the crown. It's mine and one of these days I'm going to march to Tara and make it official. :pac:

BOHtox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

RealExpert

dienbienphu wrote: »

I would vote for anyone who would cut the dole by more than 50 per cent

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

Fishooks13

Worst thread in AH for a while. And that's saying something.

All your ideas are terrible btw, just like the premise.

Biggins

No.

Thatnastyboy

YES

NO

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RealExpert

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

No I wouldnt one dictator is enuf but thanks for your offer.

Prop Joe

Fishooks13 wrote: »

Worst thread in AH for a while. And that's saying something.

All your ideas are terrible btw, just like the premise.

I'm a racist.

Well, that's news to me.

franktheplank

But you're more than just a racist?

Prop Joe

RealExpert wrote: »

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

On Job Bridge....

Biggins

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm a racist.

Well, that's news to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFYPfmH_U0k

dienbienphu

RealExpert wrote: »

Would I be right in saying that you are one of the very few lucky ones in Ireland with a job?

well it depends if you consider working 7 days a week lucky. have you tried existing on the dole in the UK? I tried it once and almost starved to death
. Hunger is a good incentive to work or of you can't find it, emigrate

Hande hoche!

You're throwing away the racists votes.

harry Bailey esq

Plazaman wrote: »

Will there be sausages?

care to comment Joe?

Prop Joe

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

care to comment Joe?

Yes,Sausages for all

harry Bailey esq

Prop Joe wrote: »

Yes,Sausages for all

gets my vote,you can count on the Bailey clan.

wexie

Joe,

Seeing as you'll cut the dole will you lower the roadtaxes?
And allow alcohol sales on good friday?
And implement a minimum speed on all roads?
Will there be public floggings for parking in disabled spots?

franktheplank

wexie wrote: »

Joe,

Seeing as you'll cut the dole will you lower the roadtaxes?
And allow alcohol sales on good friday?
And implement a minimum speed on all roads?
Will there be public floggings for parking in disabled spots?

Well there'll be less disabled out and about, what with the privatized health care.

I'd imagine some wouldn't even survive this but sure what's a few casualties in the name of progress?

Death and Taxes

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

NO

Grayson

WileyCoyote (Accelleratii Incredibus!) wrote: »

NO

ahh go on.

bnt

Kings aren't elected, they just happen to have been born to the right parents at the right time. Did you never read or watch The Princess Diaries? :pac:

mikemac1

Location: Kerry

Do you lot make a goat the King?

Prop Joe

wexie wrote: »

Joe,

Seeing as you'll cut the dole will you lower the roadtaxes?
And allow alcohol sales on good friday?
And implement a minimum speed on all roads?
Will there be public floggings for parking in disabled spots?

Seeing as you'll cut the dole will you lower the roadtaxes?

I would abolish roadtax and place an extra few cents on the price of fuel,People who use the roads more then would pay more...Simples

And allow alcohol sales on good friday?
No,Sure is we cant go 1 day without it,But more to the point give publican's and there staff an auld day off

And implement a minimum speed on all roads?
All cars in the country must have a speed restricter fitted.No car in the country apart from emergency vehicles could go over 80Mph,
Will there be public floggings for parking in disabled spots?
No,2 penalty points instead,That would sort that one out fairly lively

Annasopra

Prop Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna run for election to be King of Ireland & i get to make all the laws.I will privatise all health care and the prison service...I will punish criminals properly...No more Job Seekers benefit...I Dont mind that Donegal chaps idea about the travellers..Ask me the questions that need to be answered !!!.So would you vote for me?....Oh yes i am a dictator!!!

Definitely not. If there were 30 candidates I'd go down the whole list and give you number 30.

Rasheed

Will you fill all of my pot holes Joe?
And I'm awful upset over the turf situation.

Victor

Hmmm...

corktina

I voted "NO"

stoneill

Dear your eminence the King Prop Joe,
Can I have my own strip club if I vote for you?
Sincerely
A Minion