Funniest things you've heard people say on a night out...

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:41PM

pwwwhhhhhaaaawwwww .... i'd do her damage

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:42PM

dont drink that, DONT DRINK THAT.. yer woman over there got sick in it

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:43PM

I've a naggin in me bra - i just put it on the loosest

nice1franko · 15-01-2013 03:44PM

Are ye a ladybird or a dirtbird?

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Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:45PM

nice1franko wrote: »

Are ye a ladybird or a dirtbird?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/s160x160/61433_567010563325360_1094856479_a.jpg

that ones from love/hate

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:47PM

goin ta drain the monster

castletownman · 15-01-2013 03:47PM

Seeing as my first one went down like a lead balloon (unsurprisingly), I just remembered another story.

Was in a pub in town one Friday afternoon after a half day in work and it wasn't that busy but there were a few regulars there goading one of their mates who was fanatical about cycling. Taking the piss out of him saying that he is no good at cycling and that he needs stabilisers and stuff like that. He retorted that he had a top of the range bike at home, proper cycling gear and everything. Lads kept messing with him to the point were he downed his pint and left. Anyway, who comes back into the pub some fifteen minutes later, only the man they were jeering, dressed head to toe in his cycling gear, wheeling his bike in by his side. It was one of the more surreal things I've seen whilst having an afternoon pint.

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:50PM

castletownman wrote: »

Seeing as my first one went down like a lead balloon (unsurprisingly), I just remembered another story.

Was in a pub in town one Friday afternoon after a half day in work and it wasn't that busy but there were a few regulars there goading one of their mates who was fanatical about cycling. Taking the piss out of him saying that he is no good at cycling and that he needs stabilisers and stuff like that. He retorted that he had a top of the range bike at home, proper cycling gear and everything. Lads kept messing with him to the point were he downed his pint and left. Anyway, who comes back into the pub some fifteen minutes later, only the man they were jeering, dressed head to toe in his cycling gear, wheeling his bike in by his side. It was one of the more surreal things I've seen whilst having an afternoon pint.

i'd say ya'd have to be there....

Sadderday · 15-01-2013 03:54PM

whats the story with whats her face?

LoonyLovegood · 15-01-2013 04:08PM

"You can come back to mine, but you'll have to be quiet, it's my aunt's house"

jonnyfingers · 15-01-2013 04:09PM

A good few years ago when in the queue outside a, now closed, well known Waterford night club, the bouncer shouted out that anyone who's out celebrating their Junior Cert results should queue at the other side of the door as there was a special discounted entry price for them.

About twelve lads were delighted with themselves and left to queue up at the other side of the door. The bouncer then turned to them and said "You're all underage, f*** off, you're not getting in!".

Absolutely brilliant.

homemadecider · 15-01-2013 04:22PM

On the way into town one night, I was sitting on the DART opposite a group of young guys heading out on the piss.

Guy 1: Lads, seriously, would any of you do gay porn for one million euro?

Guy 2: Ah yeah, I totally would! Sure for that money you could buy a thousand women and get them to lick the gay off you.

Nearly split my sides trying not to laugh.