Letters from C&H to the world!

Dear TV,

My summer fling, my love for you is eternal but our relationship is coming to an end. I hate to say it but, school's just around the corner, which means I'll be leaving. I won't see you very often but I'm willing to try a long-distance relationship if you are. I'll try to see you as often as I can but I doubt it will be too frequent. I pray you'll wait for me babe. I'm absolutely terrified you'll let some new video console put it's scart lead in you, but I trust you to be faithful to me. You're my one and only, and I will always love you. Let's cherish the love we have for one last day, but after that it's a farewell. I'm sorry babe, I love you.

Your lover,
Nathan.

Dear world..

Thank you for Tea and music and the nighttime


mental Jhcx

Dear poster above me.
LAWL!! School!

Regards,
person who never has to go to school again.

Dear parents,

Stop. F*cking. Nagging. Me.

Sincerely etc,
wnolan

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Dear males of the world,

Don't even bother,not that you have been but I'm a mentaler.Just an advanced warning.

Slarrr,
Currently feeling crazy
Ash

Ash


Shift?

A continuation on from my last post above.

I dont know if it actually worked or what but I just want to say thank you. so much. for returning the person to my life.

Jhcx

Dear body,

If you get me through this night I promise I'll start treating you right. I'm sorry, I've been awful to you lately, I can understand why you're getting so whingy and angsty and maybe you'd rather be someone else's body. I'm sorry I've made you feel this way but we can get through it. Just stop being so weird tonight OK, this isn't very fun. Also it'd be great if you could let me get some sleep as you and I have got some business to attend to in a few hours i.e. getting up, but if you don't want to that that's cool too, I'm with you all the way, you're the boss B-dawg.

Love,
Your owner who loves you very much and will reward you with many nice things if you cop on

Dear Self,

You have so much to be happy about and to be proud about. You're after getting into your first choice course and are loving it. You've made an amazing group of friends that you already know think the world of you and that you will be friends with for a long long time. Despite your internal shyness, you joined a group you've wanted to and like it a lot. Basically, your college is going really well. Surprisingly well

I know you're also feeling like everything is spinning a little too fast and that you're overwhelmed. Not having people around who 'know' you is getting to you. People who understand your black dark days. But it's going fine. You've slipped but you can get up. Open your eyes to all the good in your life right now. That's a lot more than you could've possibly imagined mere months ago when you were drowning in loneliness.

Be positive. And if all else fails, remember : Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Dear E,

You have almost got to be the worse company on the face of this planet. Everything is wrong with you, there is always something wrong with you. there is always something wrong with your products. nothing works and at the rate your going nothing will ever work and someday you are going to fall and when you do i'll be laughing. Im only with you cause you offer a decent bundle for half nothing. Personally if it worked out financially i would leave you now.

Get your sh t together and maybe we can be friends.

Yours,
A very unhappy teenage customer wondering why your charging me a fortune for calls i have not made for a product that barely works :mad:

Dear Dad,

I'm not quite sure if you remember this, or if you know that I remember it. 5 years ago after your mother passed away, after the funeral your brothers were all going for drinks. You, you didn't. You came home, you brought me up to rent a movie and get some sweets and some drinks(but no matter what we couldn't tell Mam).. Instead of going with your brothers, your family to make sure they were all dealing with it fine, you stayed home to make sure I was okay on my birthday. Just me, all your attention went to me, you disregarded your own feelings, just to make sure I was okay. That takes some courage. I was 15 so I didn't have a full grasp on it back then, but being 20 now. I full well understand. If I turn out to be half the father you are, I'll be doing good. I'm writing this as the ultimate thank you for the man you are. You have no idea how much it means to me. I'll always love you man!

Dad, you are the only man I look up to in life. I often don't show my appreciation enough. Sometimes I just don't think I know how, but know, you're the kind of man I want to be when I'm older.


Although I'm crying writing this, I'm happy. You remind me of the good that comes with the bad.

I love you Dad.

This pretty much sums you up man!

Dear virtual listening box,

I can't be angry. There is no point because only I get hurt. A part of me inside is furious, I have no one to turn to at home they don't understand or not willing to. I've entered this whole knew phase of life and it's a struggle having to hide behind the wall. I don't understand it myself this new life. Also I'm too open I need to stop. Time to curtail my emotions like I used to because while being open and trust worthy is damaging.

Yours
The lad with the two blonde hairs.

Dear you,

I hate you. I hate you so much. But hating you is so exhausting, so I'm trying to stop. And then someone brings you up and I want to die because I still love you after EVERYTHING. After all the pain, all the agony. I even love you after the crap you pulled.

People say love and hate are two sides of the same coin, and it's true. I just...you did some horrible things to me, unforgivable things. But I can't stop caring about you and wishing that it had gone differently. Because you put out this fantastic front, you're such a feminist and you'd never hurt a woman and you hate the patriarchy. FCUK OFF BECAUSE YOU LIE. You're a liar. I hate you and I love you and I want to kill you and I want to make love to you and I can't deal with these emotions anymore.

The girl who used to need you.

Dear iamanengine,

For the first time in a long time you are doing glorious, work, college, girls, friends, music...everything is f*cking awesome. Remember that and keep it up, for so long you were on a low, now you're on a major high (no pun intended) basically, f*ck yeah keep it up bro!

From, iamanengine