Do you have a Beard?

TheUsual · 11-01-2013 01:54AM

Beards are itchy as feck. They do look cool though, very few around though.

ITS_A_BADGER · 11-01-2013 01:59AM

i have a beard and love it! but have to trim it when it gets too long because it feels like i just went full hobo when it gets past a certain point :P

faccid · 11-01-2013 01:59AM

Beards remind me of the twits

Sofaspud · 11-01-2013 02:42AM

I have a pretty big beard-to-chin ratio. currently going through a not-shaving-cheeks phase to see how it looks as a full beard, normally it's well groomed.

Depp · 11-01-2013 02:50AM

I

my beard...

Paddy Cow · 11-01-2013 03:29AM

I don't have a beard but I do have a fine Ronnie which I bleach every two weeks

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 03:48AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I don't have a beard but I do have a fine Ronnie which I bleach every two weeks

bleach????????? what????????????

pics or gtfo:pac:

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 03:53AM

yep, me too, just shave the neck n keep the rest neatly trimmed, but since last week im growing it out a bit just to see what its like..........loving it so far:D

charlie haughey · 11-01-2013 03:53AM

have a beard tis the recession look.keep it tidy south of the border tho ladies

Paddy Cow · 11-01-2013 03:54AM

Rich11 wrote: »

bleach????????? what????????????

pics or gtfo:pac:

Not actually me but you get the picture.

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 03:55AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Not actually me but you get the picture.

looks a little like u:pac:

Depp · 11-01-2013 04:01AM

you cant touch it atal for true manliness...any trimming/shaping is prohibited as metrosexuality and results in a loss of man points...

Itwasntme. · 11-01-2013 04:03AM

CroMagnonMan wrote: »

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Reading that made me well and truly nauseous.

And now it won't go away. Another reason men with beards are an absolute no no.

Greentopia · 11-01-2013 04:05AM

Female so no facial hirsuteness. Don't like full beards on guys unless they're well trimmed and looked after. Yes to stubble.

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 04:06AM

CroMagnonMan wrote: »

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

u should really shower alot more if thats happening:pac:

Bipolar Joe · 11-01-2013 04:42AM

PRO: Lately, more women like dudes with beards!
CON: Other dudes know this.
RESULT: Still single.

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 04:52AM

as i was in this thread an ad for these poped up:D poped a big smile on my face

W.Shakes-Beer · 11-01-2013 05:34AM

Have a grand beard myself! Would not even consider shaving it off. Keeps my face warm, look more like a man than a boy, nice to stroke and my girlfriend loves it so can't complain at all

Blondini · 11-01-2013 01:52PM

I have a goatse on my face

(titter)

old hippy · 11-01-2013 01:57PM

I have a beard, not a full on wild man look, just a goatee style. I keep it trim so the Gandalfesque greyness does not dominate.

I tend to shave it off for more clement weather.

smash · 11-01-2013 02:01PM

I just give myself a blade 0 with a trimmer twice a week. On the rare occasion that I use a razor, I always give myself a little Hitler mustache for a laugh before I finish.

Irishcrx · 11-01-2013 02:03PM

Yep , it's much easier to manage a beard/groom it than have to shave everyday for work. Plus when I'm clean shaven I look aboutn 16 again and have to carry ID.

The Jammy dodger · 11-01-2013 10:13PM

Amazing. 68% say they have a beard or some facial hair and only 20% say they don't. Looks like the beard is back in fashion again, at least for boards.ie.

Kxiii · 11-01-2013 10:15PM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

Amazing. 68% say they have a beard or some facial hair and only 20% say they don't. Looks like the beard is back in fashion again, at least for boards.ie.

Beards.ie?

3ndahalfof6 · 11-01-2013 10:16PM

Kxiii wrote: »

Beards.ie?

Beers.ie

Kxiii · 11-01-2013 10:22PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Beers.ie

Are you getting in the first round for all 152 of us?

Fair play to ya I'll have a Bulmers.

grizzly · 11-01-2013 10:22PM

Would this count? If so, then yes.

3ndahalfof6 · 11-01-2013 10:27PM

Kxiii wrote: »

Are you getting in the first round for all 161 of us?

Fair play to ya I'll have a Bulmers.

Do you actually think the 162 would turn up but I will put a bulmers on tap for you, or would you rather the pint bottle.

Artful_Badger · 12-01-2013 12:16PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Reading that made me well and truly nauseous. And now it won't go away. Another reason men with beards are an absolute no no.

Just seen this. I find sometimes eating a burger or something that the red sauce will get into the beard each side of my mouth. And hours later you can tongue in a bit of hair and suck the sweetness out of it.

Now I dont currently have a GF but if I did I really wouldnt mind sharing.

RikkFlair · 12-01-2013 01:04PM

Interesting beard fact: Texas band ZZ Top are famous for their extremely long beards, the one member who doesn't have a beard, the drummer, is called Frank Beard.

Do you have a Beard?

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