Do you have a Beard?

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 9:23pm #1

What do you think of beards/facial hair? Do you have any and like to keep it that way?

I always say now there are two types of people without beards, boys and women and I am NEITHER.

Mr Benevolent · 10-01-2013 9:24pm

No. Beards are for teachers and unshaven people.

Sunnyisland · 10-01-2013 9:25pm

Do you have a Beard?

Nope I just act the Goat.

Pottler · 10-01-2013 9:26pm

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

What do you think of beards/facial hair? Do you have any and like to keep it that way?

I always say now there are two types of people without beards, boys and women and I am NEITHER.

I take it then you're a Union Leader?

Fox_In_Socks · 10-01-2013 9:26pm

Sometimes. I'm a little bit wooooo, little bit waaaaay:pac::pac:

kevthegaff · 10-01-2013 9:28pm

i was in the us last week, lot of lads have them compared to here!

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 9:29pm

I can grow a super crazy looking beard in about 2/3 months, it is white I got paid last year and this year to play santy, once I shave 4-5 days later it is well on the way to making me fook up the yetes shiit,

I put it down to not shaving.

PhlegmyMoses · 10-01-2013 9:30pm

I have a full terrorist beard at the moment. I'm just waiting for the call.

Absolutezero · 10-01-2013 9:31pm

No. *Looks around nervously for Seal Team Six.

Huckster · 10-01-2013 9:31pm

I like short-ish beards, but not the dirty fishman type.

Kxiii · 10-01-2013 9:31pm

Every man should grow a beard at least once in his life.

It keeps your chin warm in winter and gives you something to stroke when contemplating lifes hard problems.

StormWarrior · 10-01-2013 9:32pm

Some women have beards too.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 9:33pm

Huckster wrote: »

I like short-ish beards, but not the dirty fishman type.

ahhhh i love the dirty fisherman type. big old natural full beard.

:cool:

My name is URL · 10-01-2013 9:33pm

StormWarrior wrote: »

Some women have beards too.

Some are beards

flutterflye · 10-01-2013 9:33pm

Yes, I have a long flowing beard that reaches my knees, but I tuck it into my clothes so people just think it's pubic hair if they see it.

1ZRed · 10-01-2013 9:33pm

Short beards/stubble is hot on a guy. I'm in favour of them

boomshakalaka · 10-01-2013 9:34pm

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 9:35pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Some are beards

Your looking at them upside down.

Where To · 10-01-2013 9:36pm

I'm too young.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 9:37pm

boomshakalaka wrote: »

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

I know where you can buy flame throwers cheep.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 9:38pm

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 9:39pm

boomshakalaka wrote: »

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

Yeah did a bit of trimming on those fangs today. They look desperate when it happens. I like the bum look except for the fangs.

im invisible · 10-01-2013 9:41pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

thats very precise, while not being precise at all

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 9:42pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

So I am guessing every 11 weeks your beard shiits its self, while the under hairs laugh, so loud you think you are hearing things.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 9:43pm

im invisible wrote: »

thats very precise, while not being precise at all

Well, 6 weeks would be the minimum, have regularly gone months without considering it.

mitosis · 10-01-2013 9:43pm

If I have one more face lift I will.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 9:44pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

So I am guessing every 11 weeks your beard shiits its self, while the under hairs laugh, so loud you think you are hearing things.

Eh, think I'll just say no to that.

Artful_Badger · 10-01-2013 9:45pm

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 9:46pm

CroMagnonMan wrote: »

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Don't forget in these cold times its like a scarf as well.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 9:47pm

mitosis wrote: »

If I have one more face lift I will.

Is that like your hitching and a car stops to give you a lift, then they see you and speed off and only your face gets a lift.

kevthegaff · 10-01-2013 9:47pm

have a fair bit of stubble, mine goes red if left too long tho:D

Czarcasm · 10-01-2013 9:49pm

OP sounds like they just hit puberty.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 9:58pm

kevthegaff wrote: »

have a fair bit of stubble, mine goes red if left too long tho:D

I have fair hair on me head, but I have a redish haired beard. really weird.

Scanlas The 2nd · 10-01-2013 9:59pm

I find it's quite common amongst men to grow a beard or stubble when they notice they are beginning to go bald.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 10:02pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I find it's quite common amongst men to grow a beard or stubble when they notice they are beginning to go bald.

Interesting observation there.

boomshakalaka · 10-01-2013 10:05pm

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

I have fair hair on me head, but I have a redish haired beard. really weird.

It's pretty common as far as I know, I know a good few lads that have dark/fair hair on their heads, but a red(ish) beard!

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:06pm

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I find it's quite common amongst men to grow a beard or stubble when they notice they are beginning to go bald.

But not when they are bald, your claim sir is an insult to the full heads of hair around the world.

starviewadams · 10-01-2013 10:14pm

Have a 4 month old beard currently,have vowed not to shave it until 2014.Just trim the moustache every few weeks to make eating a pleasant affair.

Mr_Spaceman · 10-01-2013 10:17pm

A lot of hipsters on this thread with their 'ironic' facial hair, no?

Even if I wanted to grow a beard, I'd look ridiculous. George Clooney might get away with a grey/white combo beard, but I suspect I'd just look like a tube.

Antar Bolaeisk · 10-01-2013 10:19pm

I have a beard but it's mainly just because I couldn't be arsed to shave. I kinda like it though.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:20pm

starviewadams wrote: »

Have a 4 month old beard currently,have vowed not to shave it until 2014.Just trim the moustache every few weeks to make eating a pleasant affair.

It will be the same as a face lift (beard lift) just let it do its own thing, to clip or trim is you thinking, I look good like this, let it be its own master, let it rome.

A_Sober_Paddy · 10-01-2013 10:21pm

Yes I do and its name is Hank

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:21pm

Mr_Spaceman wrote: »

A lot of hipsters on this thread with their 'ironic' facial hair, no?

Even if I wanted to grow a beard, I'd look ridiculous. George Clooney might get away with a grey/white combo beard, but I suspect I'd just look like a tube.

Smarties like, win win for you.

Wibbs · 10-01-2013 10:51pm

CroMagnonMan wrote: »

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Aside, your avatar is Neandertal man... *Pedant*:o:D

Oh yea on topic? I have a beard.

JupiterKid · 10-01-2013 10:54pm

Yes, I do indeed - a "circle beard" or goatee plus 'tache in other words. Went clean shaven for 10 years.

Hippies! · 10-01-2013 10:55pm

I have a square jaw greek gods would die for. To cover it up with hair would deny wimmenz and gheys of a spectacle created by the roman catholic church god himself.

toastedpickles · 10-01-2013 10:57pm

I have a beard and it is as mighty as it is long!

Sarky · 10-01-2013 10:59pm

Of course I have a beard. Bare chins are for girls.

Spudmonkey · 10-01-2013 11:09pm

I've a weird growth of beard. I can grow a decent goatee but my cheek hair is fair and takes ages to turn brown. I look like a piebald for about 2-3 weeks while I'm growing it out. After which I tend to get fed up of the itching and just shave it off.

Artful_Badger · 10-01-2013 11:09pm

Wibbs wrote: »

Aside, your avatar is Neandertal man... *Pedant*:o:D

I couldnt find a decent Cro Magnon one so I said feck it any old caveman will do. And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for that pesky Wibbs *shakes fist*

1ZRed · 10-01-2013 11:14pm

Hippies! wrote: »

I have a square jaw greek gods would die for. To cover it up with hair would deny wimmenz and gheys of a spectacle created by the roman catholic church god himself.

In other words, "I can't grow a beard" :pac:

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