Do you have a Beard?

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 10:23PM #1

What do you think of beards/facial hair? Do you have any and like to keep it that way?

I always say now there are two types of people without beards, boys and women and I am NEITHER.

Mr Benevolent · 10-01-2013 10:24PM

No. Beards are for teachers and unshaven people.

Sunnyisland · 10-01-2013 10:25PM

Do you have a Beard?

Nope I just act the Goat.

Pottler · 10-01-2013 10:26PM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

What do you think of beards/facial hair? Do you have any and like to keep it that way?

I always say now there are two types of people without beards, boys and women and I am NEITHER.

I take it then you're a Union Leader?

Fox_In_Socks · 10-01-2013 10:26PM

Sometimes. I'm a little bit wooooo, little bit waaaaay:pac::pac:

kevthegaff · 10-01-2013 10:28PM

i was in the us last week, lot of lads have them compared to here!

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:29PM

I can grow a super crazy looking beard in about 2/3 months, it is white I got paid last year and this year to play santy, once I shave 4-5 days later it is well on the way to making me fook up the yetes shiit,

I put it down to not shaving.

PhlegmyMoses · 10-01-2013 10:30PM

I have a full terrorist beard at the moment. I'm just waiting for the call.

Absolutezero · 10-01-2013 10:31PM

No. *Looks around nervously for Seal Team Six.

Huckster · 10-01-2013 10:31PM

I like short-ish beards, but not the dirty fishman type.

Kxiii · 10-01-2013 10:31PM

Every man should grow a beard at least once in his life.

It keeps your chin warm in winter and gives you something to stroke when contemplating lifes hard problems.

StormWarrior · 10-01-2013 10:32PM

Some women have beards too.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 10:33PM

Huckster wrote: »

I like short-ish beards, but not the dirty fishman type.

ahhhh i love the dirty fisherman type. big old natural full beard.

:cool:

My name is URL · 10-01-2013 10:33PM

StormWarrior wrote: »

Some women have beards too.

Some are beards

flutterflye · 10-01-2013 10:33PM

Yes, I have a long flowing beard that reaches my knees, but I tuck it into my clothes so people just think it's pubic hair if they see it.

1ZRed · 10-01-2013 10:33PM

Short beards/stubble is hot on a guy. I'm in favour of them

boomshakalaka · 10-01-2013 10:34PM

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:35PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Some are beards

Your looking at them upside down.

Where To · 10-01-2013 10:36PM

I'm too young.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:37PM

boomshakalaka wrote: »

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

I know where you can buy flame throwers cheep.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 10:38PM

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

The Jammy dodger · 10-01-2013 10:39PM

boomshakalaka wrote: »

I haven't got a beard, obviously, because I am a woman. My boyfriend has one (out of sheer laziness I presume) but it suits him. I only get annoyed when his 'fangs' get too long (the moustache bits that grow over the lip). Personally I find some facial hair attractive as long as it's not bum-like or wizard-like.

Yeah did a bit of trimming on those fangs today. They look desperate when it happens. I like the bum look except for the fangs.

im invisible · 10-01-2013 10:41PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

thats very precise, while not being precise at all

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:42PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Have a beard at the moment. Due a trim. Trim it down every 6 to 15 weeks.

So I am guessing every 11 weeks your beard shiits its self, while the under hairs laugh, so loud you think you are hearing things.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 10:43PM

im invisible wrote: »

thats very precise, while not being precise at all

Well, 6 weeks would be the minimum, have regularly gone months without considering it.

mitosis · 10-01-2013 10:43PM

If I have one more face lift I will.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 10:44PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

So I am guessing every 11 weeks your beard shiits its self, while the under hairs laugh, so loud you think you are hearing things.

Eh, think I'll just say no to that.

Artful_Badger · 10-01-2013 10:45PM

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Dravokivich · 10-01-2013 10:46PM

CroMagnonMan wrote: »

Beards are great for all sorts. Storing soup for later, seasoning a nice meal with chin dandruff and bits of fluff, acting as a built in napkin to stop red sauce/mayo/curry from dripping onto your shirt and most important of all hiding the jowls of fat hanging out your hideously ugly face.

Don't forget in these cold times its like a scarf as well.

3ndahalfof6 · 10-01-2013 10:47PM

mitosis wrote: »

If I have one more face lift I will.

Is that like your hitching and a car stops to give you a lift, then they see you and speed off and only your face gets a lift.

kevthegaff · 10-01-2013 10:47PM

have a fair bit of stubble, mine goes red if left too long tho:D

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