Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

Itwasntme. · 09-01-2013 05:39PM #1

I am tired of my hair and contemplating shaving my head. I have a big afro which I restrain in a frohawk, like this one. The last time I got this itch, I ended up shaving off my lovely, ass length dreadlocks, just like that and I have regretted it ever since. So AH, should I shave it or let it grow? How do you feel about women with bald heads?

Where To · 09-01-2013 05:41PM

Baldheaded people are incredibly sane, rational, good fun and intelligent.

Excellent lovers too.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 09-01-2013 05:43PM

i think it looks weird and not very nice but i doubt you're doing anything to please me

aaronjumper · 09-01-2013 05:43PM

Where To wrote: »

Baldheaded people are incredibly sane, rational, good fun and intelligent.

Excellent lovers too.

You're bald aren't you?

Tom_Cruise · 09-01-2013 05:43PM

Do it.

Nozebleed · 09-01-2013 05:45PM

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

Do it.

yes...become one of us.

Where To · 09-01-2013 05:45PM

aaronjumper wrote: »

You're bald aren't you?

Yes, partly by choice, because I love the air of distinguishment that it gives me, and partly by nature, because I have no hair.

It wasn't me! · 09-01-2013 05:47PM

I think it can look really well, and highlights pretty faces strongly, but many might disagree. It certainly doesn't look unfeminine or anything anyway, so I wouldn't worry.

endacl · 09-01-2013 05:47PM

Why not train it all into one great big ginormous superduperfunkychunky dread? When it grows long enough you could sit on it at bus stops.

Zillah · 09-01-2013 05:48PM

Get your dreadlocks back.

iamstop · 09-01-2013 05:49PM

Paint rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares!

aaronjumper · 09-01-2013 05:49PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I am tired of my hair and contemplating shaving my head. I have a big afro which I restrain in a frohawk, like this one. The last time I got this itch, I ended up shaving off my lovely, ass length dreadlocks, just like that and I have regretted it ever since. So AH, should I shave it or let it grow? How do you feel about women with bald heads?

What if instead of shaving it you just shorten it?

It wasn't me! · 09-01-2013 05:57PM

Also, on a practical note, I used to have hair most of the way down my back. When I was living in shítty rented accommodation for college I'd have a solid three or four minutes of hot water to shower in, which made it about impossible to keep the hair clean and me from developing hypothermia at the same time. Ended up cutting it off short. Then my true laziness shone through and I realised how much easier it is to have short hair. Being bald will obviously be more of the same, though I do miss it (and the beard) when it's cold...

Itwasntme. · 09-01-2013 06:00PM

aaronjumper wrote: »

What if instead of shaving it you just shorten it?

I read your question different the first time. I guess that's an option too. I could do that. I've had my hair an inch long before but I've never been bald before and even though I am more than a little apprehensive about it, I am also fascinated by the idea.

Vito Corleone · 09-01-2013 06:03PM

There being 2 posters called "It wasn't me" makes this thread confusing.

aaronjumper · 09-01-2013 06:03PM

Being bald really does let the cold get you. Try short first then go bald if you are not happy. You can always cut it off but you have to wait for it to grow back.

Itwasntme. · 09-01-2013 06:04PM

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Also, on a practical note, I used to have hair most of the way down my back. When I was living in shítty rented accommodation for college I'd have a solid three or four minutes of hot water to shower in, which made it about impossible to keep the hair clean and me from developing hypothermia at the same time. Ended up cutting it off short. Then my true laziness shone through and I realised how much easier it is to have short hair. Being bald will obviously be more of the same, though I do miss it (and the beard) when it's cold...

I understand this all too well. It used to take me an hour just to wash my dreadlocks and my back would hurt from the wet weight of them, another hour to dry and when I had to lock them, 3 hours!!:eek::eek:

Bald is sounding more and more attractive now that I remember why I had the itch to cut my dreadlocks in the first place. No salons, no women pulling at your head for hours on end, no pain....

sbsquarepants · 09-01-2013 06:05PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I am tired of my hair and contemplating shaving my head. I have a big afro which I restrain in a frohawk, like this one. The last time I got this itch, I ended up shaving off my lovely, ass length dreadlocks, just like that and I have regretted it ever since. So AH, should I shave it or let it grow? How do you feel about women with bald heads?

Dreadlocks look like shít, but that frohawk thing is sexy. Keep it.

I'm bald as a coot, doesn't bother me - in fact i look better bald than with hair.
But that being said i would KILL, for an afro!

cantdecide · 09-01-2013 06:06PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I am tired of my hair and contemplating shaving my head. I have a big afro which I restrain in a frohawk, like this one. The last time I got this itch, I ended up shaving off my lovely, ass length dreadlocks, just like that and I have regretted it ever since. So AH, should I shave it or let it grow? How do you feel about women with bald heads?

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Also, on a practical note, I used to have hair most of the way down my back. When I was living in shítty rented accommodation for college I'd have a solid three or four minutes of hot water to shower in, which made it about impossible to keep the hair clean and me from developing hypothermia at the same time. Ended up cutting it off short. Then my true laziness shone through and I realised how much easier it is to have short hair. Being bald will obviously be more of the same, though I do miss it (and the beard) when it's cold...

I'm seriously confused, Ted

:pac:

It wasn't me! · 09-01-2013 06:06PM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

There being 2 posters called "It wasn't me" makes this thread confusing.

You think that's bad? I'd a few pints in me the first time I saw her username and was thinking "Eh, when the fook did I post here?!"

cantdecide · 09-01-2013 06:08PM

Bald heads on the ladies are way too subjective for a bunch of people on d'internet to give you any kind of clear guidance

aaronjumper · 09-01-2013 06:09PM

It wasn't me! wrote: »

You think that's bad? I'd a few pints in me the first time I saw her username and was thinking "Eh, when the fook did I post here?!"

And then you shout IT WASN'T ME!

It's okay I am already gone.

endacl · 09-01-2013 06:10PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I read your question different the first time. I guess that's an option too. I could do that. I've had my hair an inch long before but I've never been bald before and even though I am more than a little apprehensive about it, I am also fascinated by the idea.

Careful now. If you go totally bald you'll find out what shape your head really is! What happens if you have one of those totally bockety heads? Like the people on winning streak?

IM0 · 09-01-2013 06:12PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Bald heads on the ladies are way too subjective for a bunch of people on d'internet to give you any kind of clear guidance

so what you're saying is you cant decide

Ush1 · 09-01-2013 06:14PM

You'd have to the right face for it.

JohnnyChimpo · 09-01-2013 06:17PM

Ush1 wrote: »

You'd have to the right face for it.

What he said, but better grammar.

Poor Uncle Tom · 09-01-2013 06:18PM

This ain't a bald head, it's a solar panel for a sex machine baby.....:p

Itwasntme. · 09-01-2013 06:21PM

I should probably add a poll and go with the winning team. As for the post about the right face for it- I don't know if I do but if I shave my head, it will be fun to find out

. When people think you've made a mistake, they go, 'you changed your hair,' and then they follow it with the obligatory compliment to cover up as opposed to, 'wow, your hair looks great.'

JohnnyChimpo · 09-01-2013 06:24PM

If you're young, sure you might as well. If you want attention enough to ask AH, you'll definitely appreciate the real-world attention you'll get.

It wasn't me! · 09-01-2013 06:25PM

Better than one friend of mine at seeing someone he knew without makeup for the first time.

*squinting* "You look... different..."

Sh1tbag OToole · 09-01-2013 06:32PM

Looks awful tbh

Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

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