Fantasy movie mashups

Sky King · 08-01-2013 04:10PM #1

OK so Alien versus Predator Requiem is probably the best damn movie mash up since Alien versus Predator, but what are your own ideal movie mashups? Here's some of mine

The Godfather of The Bride.
Georgio is an ordinary, middle-class mafia man whose 21 year-old daughter Annie has decided to send a man from an upper-class crime family to sleep with the fishes... literally!! But George can't think of what life would be like without him. Sparks fly when he finally becomes insane, and hilarity ensues.

X-Men in Black
Sparks fly when a group of mutants turned Government agents prevent a mutated alien from turning a group of non mutant non aliens into mutant non aliens. Hilarity ensues.

It's a Wonderful Life of Brian
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated deity by showing what him life would have been like if he never existed. Sparks, hilarity etc.

Kev_2012 · 08-01-2013 04:25PM

American Project X - A nazi sympathizer and his friends are considered losers at high school and decide to have a party to try and become cool. They organize a party at Derek Vineyard's house and a wide array of people attend from all backgrounds. After stamping on a person of ethnic origin's head and spending 3 years in jail, he decides to changes his ways and has another party and becomes the most popular lad in school, despite being 3 years older than the rest. Did I mention that his best friend is a talking pie?

Dravokivich · 08-01-2013 04:29PM

6th Sense and Sensibilty.

Haven't seen either, so lets just say a life changing necro orgy with class and high society.

Truncheon Rouge · 08-01-2013 04:32PM

Silence of the Hans Gruber.

Ill let you take it from there.

SEPT 23 1989 · 08-01-2013 04:44PM

Schindlers Hangover:A powerful 1940's German businessman wakes up after a nights heavy partying and finds that his factory is full of Jewish workers,problem is he has no idea how they got there

larchielads · 08-01-2013 04:59PM

48 hrs While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood

same concept really, only its a big ass bottle of juice and and a long ass movie

Another 48hrs while Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood(see above)
only its a bigger bottle and another 2 days added on to the movie

Sinfonia · 08-01-2013 10:11PM

The Empire Strikes Jack
Basically the same as The Empire Strikes Back, except the character of Luke is replaced by a boy who ages four times faster than normal, played by Robin Williams.

Sinfonia · 08-01-2013 10:11PM

The Good, the Bad and the WALL-E
Basically the the same as The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, except Tuco (Eli Wallach) is replaced with a robot in love.

kfallon · 08-01-2013 10:13PM

Debbie Does Dallas

Debbie McGee rides the entire cast of Dallas.

mikom · 08-01-2013 10:17PM

North by into the West.

A hapless New York advertising executive is mistaken for a government agent by a group of Travellers, and is pursued across Ireland by Tayto on gigantic white stallion .

wendell borton · 08-01-2013 10:22PM

Fargo and Away
Tale of an irish emmigrant couple who some how get mixed up in a kidnapping plot in N. Dakota.

Ghandee · 08-01-2013 10:29PM

Big-Willy

The story of a young boy who, at a fairground attraction, wishes to be 'Big' when he was too small to get on a roller coaster.

Instead he slowly morphs into an orca whale, his limbs gradually retreating inside his body, where flippers and a tail replace them. a huge dorsal fin evolves from his back , and his skin turns black and white, until eventually he is a killer whale :eek:

Its not all bad though, he has the biggest cock of all the killer whales in the ocean! Swings and roundabouts eh?

SafeSurfer · 08-01-2013 10:36PM

Honey I Shrunk The Lebowski

Stoned bowling fan gets mixed up with some shady characters after being inadvertently shrunk to micro size by his crazy scientist neighbour. Watch as the dude battles enormous joints, strikes and gutters in order to reunite his room with the rug that really tied it together.

Cantona's Collars · 08-01-2013 10:41PM

The Avengers:An unexpected journey.

A group of superheroes join up with Hobbits & Dwarves to go on an epic quest.Tony Stark places the ring in his chest & all hell breaks loose as Ironman becomes consumed by "the precious".

Fr_Dougal · 08-01-2013 10:43PM

In the name of the father of the bride

While in London planning the wedding of his daughter, Steve Martin is wrongly imprisoned for 15 years for the bombing of two pubs. A camp, foreign wedding planner never stops believing in his innocence and fights for his freedom. Based on a true story.

orestes · 08-01-2013 10:49PM

zerks wrote: »

The Avengers:An unexpected journey.

A group of superheroes join up with Hobbits & Dwarves to go on an epic quest.Tony Stark places the ring in his chest & all hell breaks loose as Ironman becomes consumed by "the precious".

The geek in me read that and instantly thought "that sounds fukking awesome!". I think I need to get out more.

Cantona's Collars · 08-01-2013 10:56PM

The Best Exotic Cabin In The Woods:

A group of old people go to a dream cabin in the woods in India & end up being killed in horrible & imaginative ways.

keano_afc · 08-01-2013 10:59PM

The Basketball Diaries of a Wimpy Kid.

A young geek tries out for the school basketball team but is passed over due to an overwhelming lack of ability. He is writing for the school paper at the final game of the season when the star player gets injured. Can this fairytale story have a happy ending when said geek has to play? No, of course not and the team are hammered for having to effectively play with 4 players.

C.K Dexter Haven · 08-01-2013 11:09PM

Ferris Bueller's Tootsie

Ferris takes a day off school and spends it in Chicago dressed up as a woman. His headmaster bumps into him there and not recognising him, falls in love with his woman persona, Dorothea.

Ferris decides to take full advantage of this hilarious twist of fate and takes the headmaster on a date that includes a museum visit (with The Smiths playing a lunchtime gig), a visit to a posh restaurant and taking in views from the Sears tower.

With the headmaster now totally in love with Ferris, but completely oblivious to his true identity, they return home to the school where Ferris, in front of his whole cast, er sorry, class, reveals himself as Dorotheas evil twin brother- Ferris.

The headmaster is gutted, and quits his job, ending up on a daytime TV show set in a hospital, where, funnily enough, he again falls for a cross-dressing actor, played by Dustin Hoffman.

The end.

Cantona's Collars · 09-01-2013 12:06AM

Black Hawk Up:

An old man decides to tie balloons to his house in order to fly away to his dream location & ends up in Mogadishu fighting alongside American troops against the Somali militia.Things go from bad to worse when they are also attacked by a pack of talking dogs along with their master.
A young boy earns his special forces badge while fighting alongside The Rangers & helps the group escape the city.

larchielads · 09-01-2013 04:55AM

Back to the future wolf

where jason bateman gets to time travel with michael j fox back to the end of the basketball game to stop that guy from flashing his penis when michael j fox wins the big game for his school

marcsignal · 09-01-2013 09:41AM

Watership Downfall

Evoking epic themes, the story of nazi rabbits as they escape the destruction of their concrete warren and seek a place to establish a new rabbit reich, encountering perils and temptations along the way.

travis1976 · 09-01-2013 09:45AM

Love these, very imaginative.

09-01-2013 11:25AM

There's Something About Mary Poppins

Low budget trans-gender romp set in the picturesque Irish village of Kilmuckridge, 'Mary', played by Hollywood heartthrob Colin Farrell, is keeping a secret etc.
Rating: X

Gone With The Wind That Shakes The Barley

Gritty political rom-com set during the Spanish civil war in Lisbon.
Rhett Butler O'Shaughnessy, the Lituanian freedom fighter - played by that bloke from 'Fair City' - falls hopelessly in love with himself rendering the whole movie a diabolical sham.
Rating: 9/10

My Left Footloose

Musical tear-jerker featuring Chameleon actor Daniel Day-Lewis playing an actual 'Chameleon' in a veritable tour-de-force of reptilian one-footed dancing, though the real 'star' of the film is the powerful rock soundtrack provided by, mad as a fridge 'Internet researcher' Jim Corr, or was it really really him???
Rating: A must see complete load of bollox.

summerskin · 09-01-2013 12:07PM

Gump Fiction

A man with learning difficulties and an obsession with Quarter pounders with cheese explores the seedy underbelly of LA while working as a hit man for the mob.

D-FENS · 09-01-2013 12:08PM

Withnail & I am Legend

In a post-apocalyptic world, the last trained actor on earth is reduced to the states of a bum when he goes on holiday by mistake with a 30 year old out of work alcoholic mutant vampire with a lust for blood, cake and wine fine.
Only his gay uncle can help, but he is a terrible c*nt.
Starring Will Smith’s son and one of Paul McGann’s brothers

MaxSteele · 09-01-2013 12:19PM

The Last King of Colombiana.

Forest Whitaker plays the role of exiled former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, who ... after years in hiding, Emerges as a sexy, trans-gender, latina assassin (thanks to his medical advisor played by James McAvoy) to take revenge on her parents killers.

D-FENS · 09-01-2013 12:51PM

Planes, Trainspotting and Automobiles

Skagboy Steve Renton needs to get home to Mother Superior's soon or he’ll have some serious cold turkey this Thanksgiving.
But with a new pal, kind hearted and accident prone Spud Candy, as his only option for help, will he choose life or a one bed standard room at a Premier Inn in Glasgow?
This hilarious but hard hitting future cult classic also features a soundtrack for the generations by artists including Orbital and Kenny Loggins.

Duggy747 · 09-01-2013 01:00PM

Nightmare on 34th Street

Having being institutionalized by the courts, Santa Claus vows revenge on everyone by killing all children by Xmas Eve. Can a plucky lawyer and a young girl who doesn't believe in Santa be enough to stop this horror?

Richard Attenborough delivers a terrifying and grotesque turn as Santa Claus.

Ghost Buster · 09-01-2013 01:08PM

Blade Twilight
or
Buffy the Cullen family Slayer

Just cos...

Matt_Trakker · 09-01-2013 01:10PM

Lord of the Boogie Nights
A young hobbit finds himself on the road to becoming a superstar of dwarf porn, but the fame goes to his head and he descends into a downfall of drugs and guns and even gay porn to make ends meat meet. Real dwarfs have it in for him too and are constantly trying to kill him. Can Dildo Baggins climb back to his former position? After hitting rock bottom, he enlists the help of a schizo crack fiend and a delusion Harry Potter fan to help him achieve his destiny and become the true kinda-dwarf-like-king of the adult entertainment industry

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