Fantasy movie mashups

Sky King

OK so Alien versus Predator Requiem is probably the best damn movie mash up since Alien versus Predator, but what are your own ideal movie mashups? Here's some of mine

The Godfather of The Bride.
Georgio is an ordinary, middle-class mafia man whose 21 year-old daughter Annie has decided to send a man from an upper-class crime family to sleep with the fishes... literally!! But George can't think of what life would be like without him. Sparks fly when he finally becomes insane, and hilarity ensues.

X-Men in Black
Sparks fly when a group of mutants turned Government agents prevent a mutated alien from turning a group of non mutant non aliens into mutant non aliens. Hilarity ensues.


It's a Wonderful Life of Brian
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated deity by showing what him life would have been like if he never existed. Sparks, hilarity etc.

Kev_2012

American Project X - A nazi sympathizer and his friends are considered losers at high school and decide to have a party to try and become cool. They organize a party at Derek Vineyard's house and a wide array of people attend from all backgrounds. After stamping on a person of ethnic origin's head and spending 3 years in jail, he decides to changes his ways and has another party and becomes the most popular lad in school, despite being 3 years older than the rest. Did I mention that his best friend is a talking pie?

Dravokivich

6th Sense and Sensibilty.

Haven't seen either, so lets just say a life changing necro orgy with class and high society.

Truncheon Rouge

Silence of the Hans Gruber.

Ill let you take it from there.

SEPT 23 1989

Schindlers Hangover:A powerful 1940's German businessman wakes up after a nights heavy partying and finds that his factory is full of Jewish workers,problem is he has no idea how they got there

larchielads

48 hrs While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood

same concept really, only its a big ass bottle of juice and and a long ass movie

Another 48hrs while Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood(see above)
only its a bigger bottle and another 2 days added on to the movie

Sinfonia

The Empire Strikes Jack
Basically the same as The Empire Strikes Back, except the character of Luke is replaced by a boy who ages four times faster than normal, played by Robin Williams.

Sinfonia

The Good, the Bad and the WALL-E
Basically the the same as The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, except Tuco (Eli Wallach) is replaced with a robot in love.

kfallon

Debbie Does Dallas

Debbie McGee rides the entire cast of Dallas.

mikom

North by into the West.

A hapless New York advertising executive is mistaken for a government agent by a group of Travellers, and is pursued across Ireland by Tayto on gigantic white stallion .

wendell borton

Fargo and Away
Tale of an irish emmigrant couple who some how get mixed up in a kidnapping plot in N. Dakota.

Ghandee

Big-Willy

The story of a young boy who, at a fairground attraction, wishes to be 'Big' when he was too small to get on a roller coaster.

Instead he slowly morphs into an orca whale, his limbs gradually retreating inside his body, where flippers and a tail replace them. a huge dorsal fin evolves from his back , and his skin turns black and white, until eventually he is a killer whale :eek:

Its not all bad though, he has the biggest cock of all the killer whales in the ocean! Swings and roundabouts eh?

SafeSurfer

Honey I Shrunk The Lebowski

Stoned bowling fan gets mixed up with some shady characters after being inadvertently shrunk to micro size by his crazy scientist neighbour. Watch as the dude battles enormous joints, strikes and gutters in order to reunite his room with the rug that really tied it together.

Cantona's Collars

The Avengers:An unexpected journey.

A group of superheroes join up with Hobbits & Dwarves to go on an epic quest.Tony Stark places the ring in his chest & all hell breaks loose as Ironman becomes consumed by "the precious".

Fr_Dougal

In the name of the father of the bride

While in London planning the wedding of his daughter, Steve Martin is wrongly imprisoned for 15 years for the bombing of two pubs. A camp, foreign wedding planner never stops believing in his innocence and fights for his freedom. Based on a true story.

orestes

zerks wrote: »

The Avengers:An unexpected journey.

A group of superheroes join up with Hobbits & Dwarves to go on an epic quest.Tony Stark places the ring in his chest & all hell breaks loose as Ironman becomes consumed by "the precious".

The geek in me read that and instantly thought "that sounds fukking awesome!". I think I need to get out more.

Cantona's Collars

The Best Exotic Cabin In The Woods:

A group of old people go to a dream cabin in the woods in India & end up being killed in horrible & imaginative ways.

keano_afc

The Basketball Diaries of a Wimpy Kid.

A young geek tries out for the school basketball team but is passed over due to an overwhelming lack of ability. He is writing for the school paper at the final game of the season when the star player gets injured. Can this fairytale story have a happy ending when said geek has to play? No, of course not and the team are hammered for having to effectively play with 4 players.

C.K Dexter Haven

Ferris Bueller's Tootsie

Ferris takes a day off school and spends it in Chicago dressed up as a woman. His headmaster bumps into him there and not recognising him, falls in love with his woman persona, Dorothea.

Ferris decides to take full advantage of this hilarious twist of fate and takes the headmaster on a date that includes a museum visit (with The Smiths playing a lunchtime gig), a visit to a posh restaurant and taking in views from the Sears tower.

With the headmaster now totally in love with Ferris, but completely oblivious to his true identity, they return home to the school where Ferris, in front of his whole cast, er sorry, class, reveals himself as Dorotheas evil twin brother- Ferris.

The headmaster is gutted, and quits his job, ending up on a daytime TV show set in a hospital, where, funnily enough, he again falls for a cross-dressing actor, played by Dustin Hoffman.

The end.

Cantona's Collars

Black Hawk Up:

An old man decides to tie balloons to his house in order to fly away to his dream location & ends up in Mogadishu fighting alongside American troops against the Somali militia.Things go from bad to worse when they are also attacked by a pack of talking dogs along with their master.
A young boy earns his special forces badge while fighting alongside The Rangers & helps the group escape the city.

larchielads

Back to the future wolf

where jason bateman gets to time travel with michael j fox back to the end of the basketball game to stop that guy from flashing his penis when michael j fox wins the big game for his school

marcsignal

Watership Downfall

Evoking epic themes, the story of nazi rabbits as they escape the destruction of their concrete warren and seek a place to establish a new rabbit reich, encountering perils and temptations along the way.

travis1976

Love these, very imaginative.

9959

There's Something About Mary Poppins

Low budget trans-gender romp set in the picturesque Irish village of Kilmuckridge, 'Mary', played by Hollywood heartthrob Colin Farrell, is keeping a secret etc.
Rating: X


Gone With The Wind That Shakes The Barley

Gritty political rom-com set during the Spanish civil war in Lisbon.
Rhett Butler O'Shaughnessy, the Lituanian freedom fighter - played by that bloke from 'Fair City' - falls hopelessly in love with himself rendering the whole movie a diabolical sham.
Rating: 9/10

My Left Footloose

Musical tear-jerker featuring Chameleon actor Daniel Day-Lewis playing an actual 'Chameleon' in a veritable tour-de-force of reptilian one-footed dancing, though the real 'star' of the film is the powerful rock soundtrack provided by, mad as a fridge 'Internet researcher' Jim Corr, or was it really really him???
Rating: A must see complete load of bollox.

summerskin

Gump Fiction

A man with learning difficulties and an obsession with Quarter pounders with cheese explores the seedy underbelly of LA while working as a hit man for the mob.

D-FENS

Withnail & I am Legend

In a post-apocalyptic world, the last trained actor on earth is reduced to the states of a bum when he goes on holiday by mistake with a 30 year old out of work alcoholic mutant vampire with a lust for blood, cake and wine fine.
Only his gay uncle can help, but he is a terrible c*nt.
Starring Will Smith’s son and one of Paul McGann’s brothers

MaxSteele

The Last King of Colombiana.

Forest Whitaker plays the role of exiled former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, who ... after years in hiding, Emerges as a sexy, trans-gender, latina assassin (thanks to his medical advisor played by James McAvoy) to take revenge on her parents killers.

D-FENS

Planes, Trainspotting and Automobiles

Skagboy Steve Renton needs to get home to Mother Superior's soon or he’ll have some serious cold turkey this Thanksgiving.
But with a new pal, kind hearted and accident prone Spud Candy, as his only option for help, will he choose life or a one bed standard room at a Premier Inn in Glasgow?
This hilarious but hard hitting future cult classic also features a soundtrack for the generations by artists including Orbital and Kenny Loggins.

Duggy747

Nightmare on 34th Street

Having being institutionalized by the courts, Santa Claus vows revenge on everyone by killing all children by Xmas Eve. Can a plucky lawyer and a young girl who doesn't believe in Santa be enough to stop this horror?

Richard Attenborough delivers a terrifying and grotesque turn as Santa Claus.

Ghost Buster

Blade Twilight
or
Buffy the Cullen family Slayer


Just cos...

Matt_Trakker

Lord of the Boogie Nights
A young hobbit finds himself on the road to becoming a superstar of dwarf porn, but the fame goes to his head and he descends into a downfall of drugs and guns and even gay porn to make ends meat meet. Real dwarfs have it in for him too and are constantly trying to kill him. Can Dildo Baggins climb back to his former position? After hitting rock bottom, he enlists the help of a schizo crack fiend and a delusion Harry Potter fan to help him achieve his destiny and become the true kinda-dwarf-like-king of the adult entertainment industry

tritium

Day of the dead poets society

Zombie children munch on an inspirational teacher

mikom

Scarfaceoff

In 1980's Miami, a revolutionary medical technique allows a determined Cuban immigrant to take the physical appearance of a major criminal and infiltrate a drug cartel, while succumbing to greed.

KungPao

Inglourious Basterds of the Carribean

A group of Jewish men find themselves sailing the seven seas, looking for members of the Nazi party to kill. However, in an incredible twist, they realise Nazi's don't exist yet and won't exist for hundreds of years. This results in them being declared dangerously insane by the non-Jewish sailors on their ship, and they are made to walk the plank.

Directed by Jerry Tarantino!

spoofilyj

Terminator and the Sound of Music

Arne reprises his role as Human killer T-1000 terminator when a mission to the past goes awry, Arnie finds himself as an unlikely Childminder to the Von Trapp Family. Unsure what to do, he trains the children in urban combat and gurilla warfare and helps them free Austria from Natzi rule and ultimately ends the war.

mikom

spoofilyj wrote: »

Terminator and the Sound of Music

Arne reprises his role as Human killer T-1000 terminator when a mission to the past goes awry, Arnie finds himself as an unlikely Childminder to the Von Trapp Family. Unsure what to do, he trains the children in urban combat and gurilla warfare and helps them free Austria from Natzi rule and ultimately ends the war.

♫
The hills are aliveee...... with the sound of hunter killersssss

Ghost Buster

The ultimate irish movie:
My Left Field. The story of a Kerry farmer with cerebral palsy and his struggle to keep his field (the wan on the left. Sure the wan on the right is choked with rushes) from the clutches of The Yank.

ectoraige

Apocalypse Now and Then

Four childhood friends reminisce about when, at the height of the Vietnam War, they were sent on a top-secret mission into the Cambodian jungle to assassinate a renegade colonel who has set himself up as a god among a local tribe, in exchange for the money they need to build a tree house.

"The best coming of age movie since Full Metal Jacqueline".

"Oscar-worthy portrayal of an insane Green Beret colonel from Cloris Leachman".

Guill

Star Trek Wars

Captain Kirk, plucky and handsome captain of the USS Enterprise must defend the federation against the evil clutches of Darth Vaders Empire. Things go from bad to worse when Scottie falls to the Dark side but get better and sexier again when Kirk gets the Girl.

Contains scenes of hardcore sex, flashing images and epic Enterprise - Death star Battles.

9.5 potatos out of 10.

keano_afc

Sleepers in Seattle

4 boys who endured a torrid time at a residential care home try to rebuild their lives in Seattle. They are taken under the wing of recovering alcoholic Meg Ryan, who tries to gradually re-introduce them into a society that so let them down.

mikom

Carrie on camping.

Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea. The boys suggest a camping holiday. Of course they end up at a high school prom, and meet up with a young, abused and timid 17-year-old girl with telekinesis! Bucket loads of blood and John Travolta all add to the laughs

Thundercats Ho

American History Boys

Edward Norton plays a former neo-nazi, who tries to turn his life around by attending a public school in 1980's britain.
His eccentric teacher helps him along the way, in the hope he will be accepted to either oxford or cambridge to study sociology.

podgemonster

The Diary of Ron Burgundy:

Legendary News achorman Ron Burgandy and is awarding winning news team find themselves in an small attic in 1940s Amsterdam hiding from Channel 5 hating Nazi's. Ron records his accounts in a well spoken and elegant video news diary. But things take a turn for the worst when the team are caught and slowly die of typhus in a concentration camp.

9959

Duggy747 wrote: »

Nightmare on 34th Street

Having being institutionalized by the courts, Santa Claus vows revenge on everyone by killing all children by Xmas Eve. Can a plucky lawyer and a young girl who doesn't believe in Santa be enough to stop this horror?

Richard Attenborough delivers a terrifying and grotesque turn as Santa Claus.

Having Santa institutionalised (whatever that means) is nonsense, have him captured by The Taliban and kept in a cage in Rawalpindi.
Can you make the 'plucky lawyer' a plucky firefighter, lawyers are called a lot things in this country, 'plucky' ain't one of them.
I've already lined-up Angelina Jolie to play the 'young girl', I owe her a favour, don't ask.
Dickie Attenborough is OUT, terrifying and grotesque yes, but that's real life, I want a goddamn actor.

Have your people ring my people.

mackeire

The Lost Boyz In The Hood

Tre moves back to the hood to live with his father. Instead of hanging with his homeboyz, he starts hanging around with a load of skinny white boys with motorbikes who turn out to be vampires.

Will his father teach him how to be a man?

Wossack

The 40 Year Old Godzilla

Egged on by his peers, Andy (a tech store clerk/giant bipedal mutant dinosaur) who's never plumbed up the courage to do 'the deed', finally summons the courage to destroy a large metropolitan area

iamstop

Boyz in the Hoodlum

A classic 50s gangster movie but with more hip hop and guns turned sideways.

Cantona's Collars

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Deliverance:

Harry & friends explore the woods around Hogwarts trying to uncover the mystery of Voldemort but end up being terrorised & sodomised by hillbillys.

C.K Dexter Haven

Bill and TED

Bill is about to fail high school. TED is about to fail in life.

Join us on this profanity laden rock music inspired trip back in time where philosophers meet delinquents on speed, and where Gordon is not a moderator on boards.ie

podgemonster

The Swiss Family Robinson Chainsaw Massacre
The gripping story of hapless Pirates searching for adventure on an uninhabited island. But the adventure turns into a nightmare when they discovered the Robinson Family, who years ago were deserted on a the island with very few supplies and portable mechanical chainsaws.

Now driven insane by hunger and isolation, the family resort to satanic rituals, cannibalism, incest and human sacrifices all in which they hope to include their new seafaring arrivals.

The Greatest Adventure Story of them all but and who will survive and what will be left of them!

conorhal

Fear and Loathing in Gosford Park

Hunter S. Thompson and his lawyer take an ill advised road trip to an English counry manor where his attempt to intimidate the the upper crust of society with irrational violence founders when Dame Maggie Smith gives him a withering look and sends him packing downstairs to end his days polishing silverware.

Planet of the Bridesmaids

An interstellar accident sees an astronaut return to earth only to find it ruled by savage females all dressed in pink taffeta, puking, screaming and crapping in the streets. After much hillarity has ensued he manages to teach these savage creatures a lesson about friendship and female solidarity that sees harmony restored to the universe.