Why is cats poo acceptable?

Mince Pie · 07-01-2013 12:30AM #1

Just wondering why cats poo is acceptable and dog poo ain't?
I've never once seen anyone pick up after their cat or horse (I know horse poo is wonderful for roses though, that lovely scent) for that matter. What about Fox poo? It drives my dog crazy as Bat****.
What gives peeps?

kfallon · 07-01-2013 12:31AM

Cats are not acceptable never mind their poo :pac:

Super-Rush · 07-01-2013 12:32AM

My cats bury their poo.

My dog would eat it.

Cats win.

Chuck Stone · 07-01-2013 12:34AM

It would be kinda hard to follow Mr Tibbles along back walls, through hedges, under fences etc with a pooper-scooper.

That's why.

Hippies! · 07-01-2013 12:36AM

Hurrah for cat poop!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-01-2013 12:36AM

Because a cat dowsnt squat down in the middle of the footbath and leave a load the size of a small bowl.

brummytom · 07-01-2013 12:37AM

Who walks their cat down the road or in the park?

Rachiee · 07-01-2013 12:38AM

because cats dont shlt in the middle of the path where people can stand on it and walk it into their houses

1ZRed · 07-01-2013 12:38AM

When tf did shíte of any kind become acceptable?

sfwcork · 07-01-2013 12:39AM

My cat hits peope she doesnt know

keano_afc · 07-01-2013 12:43AM

My cats breath smells of cat food.

revz · 07-01-2013 12:45AM

Because it tastes much better

Cookie_Monster · 07-01-2013 12:46AM

it isn't, plain and simple but people who have cats generally don't give a **** and let them wander freely anyway so they're hardly going to clean up after them

horse poo is the councils problem and being veg based is less risky to people health. this dates back to when horses were the main transport mode and has never been changed (apart from Kerry and horse nappies)

foxes are wild animals and therefore the councils problem also in public or your problem on your property.

efb · 07-01-2013 12:47AM

Cats have class.

donmeister · 07-01-2013 12:48AM

efb wrote: »

Cats have class.

Licking your own anus = Class.

?????

Mhhhhhhh...

Mince Pie · 07-01-2013 12:49AM

TBF, dogs do that as well.

efb · 07-01-2013 12:50AM

donmeister wrote: »

Licking your own anus = Class.

?????

Mhhhhhhh...

Not sh!tting everywhere and anywhere- classy in my book.

Amprodude · 07-01-2013 12:50AM

Cats poo stinks.

Fr_Dougal · 07-01-2013 12:51AM

Cats are vermin.

Where To · 07-01-2013 12:53AM

Cat sh!t is the most disgusting substance on earth. Especially when the bastards bury it in the turf. Filthy, horrible animals.

StinkyMunkey · 07-01-2013 12:53AM

Unfortunately I've stepped in way to much dog poo.

I've never stepped in cat poo.

Cats win hands down.

muckyhands · 07-01-2013 12:54AM

1ZRed wrote: »

When tf did shíte of any kind become acceptable?

Just because you and I have the ability to flush it down a toilet- next thing you know there will be a thread about people giving out about worm poo.

Wait... there probably is.

:pac:

Off to search gardening forum.....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-01-2013 01:13AM

Where To wrote: »

Cat sh!t is the most disgusting substance on earth. Especially when the bastards bury it in the turf. Filthy, horrible animals.

So... buryign it is more horrible than not burying it...?

Hate to dreak the news to you, but all animals **** in the outdoors...

Kintarō Hattori · 07-01-2013 01:23AM

I can't imagine the problem you must be having with cat poo OP. Unlike dogs, and I'm a fan of dogs so don't get me wrong, cats dig a hole, take a crap and cover it back up. They're little geniuses, unlike dogs who'll stop, squat and pop one out no matter where they might be.

g'em · 07-01-2013 01:30AM

Mince Pie wrote: »

Just wondering why cats poo is acceptable and dog poo ain't?
I've never once seen anyone pick up after their cat or horse (I know horse poo is wonderful for roses though, that lovely scent) for that matter. What about Fox poo? It drives my dog crazy as Bat****.
What gives peeps?

Toxocariasis. It's a gastrointestinal parasite in dogs that sheds eggs in the digs faeces, and if ingested can cause uniocular blindness in children. With 1 in 100,000 people affected in Ireland we have one of the highest rates of it in the world so its important for people to clean up after their dogs.

While Toxoplasmosis is a concern in cats, generally only pregnant women and the immunosuppressed are at risk, plus cats are quite sanitary in faecal matters and do it in a private-ish place.

I don't know many people with pet horses or foxes but I'd imagine the pooper scooper would be fairly hefty for the former.

Duggy747 · 07-01-2013 01:38AM

Whatever about cat shìt, their piss is horrible stuff.

Even with a dash of Mi Wadi it still tastes terrible....

admiralofthefleet · 07-01-2013 01:39AM

doesnt really matter when its floating inside a pillow case at the bottom of a canal now does it

Kintarō Hattori · 07-01-2013 01:43AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

doesnt really matter when its floating inside a pillow case at the bottom of a canal now does it

That's pretty sick dude.

Pilotdude5 · 07-01-2013 01:45AM

I recently found out that cats are the only animal to domesticate themselves. They basically hung around farms when humans first settled down into permanent settlements, as it was an easier source of food.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/28/AR2007062802343.html?hpid=topnews

TL;DR - Cats domesticated humans.

Fr_Dougal · 07-01-2013 01:49AM

g'em wrote: »

Toxocariasis. It's a gastrointestinal parasite in dogs that sheds eggs in the digs faeces, and if ingested can cause uniocular blindness in children. With 1 in 10,000 people affected in Ireland we have one of the highest rates of it in the world so its important for people to clean up after.

You make it sound like it's a parasite only found in dogs, it's roundworm and it's way more common in cats.

Cats are vermin, stinking creatures and their owners are just as bad for letting them roam free.

Mince Pie · 07-01-2013 01:54AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

doesnt really matter when its floating inside a pillow case at the bottom of a canal now does it

I've had warnings on other Fora for making light of how cats look rather attractive in concrete booties.... :rolleyes:

Why is cats poo acceptable?

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