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CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!?? OH DEAR JESUS!!!

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  • #32
    Smokiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭Smokiejam


    Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do


  • #33
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do


    just ring a nice spa in a nice hotel, buy a voucher over the phone with yer CC, job done.


  • #34
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I could sell you a tractor load of turf cheap. All women like something to warm them up.

    You'll have to supply your own tractor though because I'm getting the back end redone on mine.


  • #35
    Smokiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 ✭Smokiejam


    Where To wrote: »
    I could sell you a tractor load of turf cheap. All women like something to warm them up.

    You'll have to supply your own tractor though because I'm getting the back end redone on mine.

    Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****


  • #36
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do

    Stay on After Hours talking ****e, that ought to do the trick!


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  • #37
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****
    You don't seem like a very nice person with a sense of humour. Maybe get her a trip to somewhere a long way away from you?


  • #38
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do
    Have you tried asking for help on an Internet forum?


  • #39
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****
    What joke? Have you got something against country people or what?


  • #40
    Thargor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,541 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Spas? What are you 12?
    It is a bit annoying reading AH these days though, every second comment is just someone trying and completely failing to be funny, it was always like that a bit but reading threads in here these days is getting a bit unbearable these days.


  • #41
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I agree, it was ten times better when everyone was trying and failing to be funny.

    I couldn't go to a pub and be a dry sh!te, I'd rather stay at home.


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  • #42
    sunnyt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭sunnyt


    The K Club has a beautiful spa as does the Merrion. You can get a voucher for just one treatment and your girlfriend will get to stay there all day to use the pool, jacuzzi, relaxation room etc. so you do not need to spend a fortune. The staff in both places are lovely. There are often deals on Pigsback for the K Club and Johnstown house-but I think you may be a little late for that! If you want something not quite as luxurious the Buff Day Spa near Stephen's green is also nice and may have Christmas specials. You can order all of them over the phone! Good luck!


  • #43
    hyperborean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭hyperborean


    Get her a Kindle and put the 3 l e james books on it,


  • #44
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    get her a new fella cos if this thread is anything to go by you suck.

    You cant pick out a gift, so instead of going shopping or taking time to think about what she'd really love, you sit on the computer asking strangers to choose something. Then you act like a dick when people make jokes.

    Merry christmas, chill out a bit.


  • #45
    upstairs for coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭upstairs for coffee


    Poor, poor attempt by a "fake" account trying to get a hilarious reaction to a made up situation.


  • #46
    marketty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭marketty


    A boards subscription?


  • #47
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    A pony girls love ponies.


  • #48
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    You started this thread at 9am yesterday and it's now 2 shopping days later and you've not done anything about it yet.......your name isn't Hamlet by any chance???


  • #49
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    Smokiejam wrote: »
    Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****

    Ah jaysus Smokie, do you know where you are?
    After Hours!
    I'm only surprised that some posters actually tried to give you real suggestions!!!!

    Why don't you buy your gorgeous other half a lifesize replica of my mickey.
    She used to love it back in the old days! :pac:


  • #50
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Humans eh! wrote: »
    Ah jaysus Smokie, do you know where you are?
    After Hours!
    I'm only surprised that some posters actually tried to give you real suggestions!!!!

    Why don't you buy your gorgeous other half a lifesize replica of my mickey.
    She used to love it back in the old days! :pac:

    Is he your son,


  • #51
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    Is he your son,

    When you rule out the impossible...........


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  • #52
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Get her rollerskates and a nice ribbon.


  • #53
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Humans eh! wrote: »
    When you rule out the impossible...........

    ohhh I see the old days, he was your grandfather.


  • #54
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    ohhh I see the old days, he was your grandfather.

    Are you implying that my grandmother enjoyed my mickey at some point in time ?????????


  • #55
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Humans eh! wrote: »
    Are you implying that my grandmother enjoyed my mickey at some point in time ?????????

    No not at all I was thinking he might be Mickey.


  • #56
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    No not at all I was thinking he might be Mickey.
    He was a lot of things....
    But my Mickey wasn't one of them.

    If I had called it my Old Chap would that have been clearer?
    No maybe not.

    Anyway I think the OP has fecked off to buy a present. So how are you getting on ? Any craic?


  • #57
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Humans eh! wrote: »
    He was a lot of things....
    But my Mickey wasn't one of them.

    If I had called it my Old Chap would that have been clearer?
    No maybe not.

    Anyway I think the OP has fecked off to buy a present. So how are you getting on ? Any craic?

    LOL.


  • #58
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    LOL.

    That's easy for you to say!

    Just waiting for "Get a room!" comment to plop down into this desolate thread.


  • #59
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Humans eh! wrote: »
    That's easy for you to say!

    Just waiting for "Get a room!" comment to plop down into this desolate thread.

    Four hours later....

    "Get a room!"


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