CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!?? OH DEAR JESUS!!!

Smokiejam

please please please help.....

our son wasnt well over the last while and was in hospital, hes great now thank god, but i dont have a present for the girlfriend.

shes 30, first baby is 6 months, we together 4 years.....


HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO GET HER FOR CHRISTMAS, and i have 2 days to get something....

HELP!!!

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Smokiejam wrote: »

please please please help.....

our son wasnt well over the last while and was in hospital, hes great now thank god, but i dont have a present for the girlfriend.

shes 30, first baby is 6 months, we together 4 years.....


HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO GET HER FOR CHRISTMAS, and i have 2 days to get something....

HELP!!!

Voucher for BT's along with her favourite btl perfume?

enda1

2 days, what's the panic? :S
How long does it take to buy something anyway? It's not a process that takes longer than a few minutes in general. Sit down and decide what to get her, then get it.

Copper_pipe

Pandora Bracelet? And for every other occasion you can get the charms to go with it

whats_my_name

What about a voucher for a spa day? Relieve some of the stress of the last few months..

MagicSean

whats_my_name wrote: »

What about a voucher for a spa day? Relieve some of the stress of the last few months..

Killashee House in Naas was doing a good offer I think.

Gummy Panda

Get her a vibe

EoghanIRL

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Pandora Bracelet? And for every other occasion you can get the charms to go with it

Aha that's what my father does

Irishchick

Just ask her if there is anything in particular she wants.

Copper_pipe

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Aha that's what my father does

Its a great plan!

beertons

Voucher for a beautican

cofy

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Pandora Bracelet? And for every other occasion you can get the charms to go with it

My husband got me a charm bracelet with one charm on it for Christmas a few years ago. For every occassion mothers day, birthday and christmas there was another charm added. I absolutely love it, it's so personal and unique also something that could become a family heirloom.

Kylo Ren

beertons wrote: »

Voucher for a beautican

I can do the facial.

wexie

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Pandora Bracelet? And for every other occasion you can get the charms to go with it

I did that years ago, we're now 2 bracelets down the line and she still loves it.

Works like a charm.....hurhur

swimming in a sea

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Pandora Bracelet? And for every other occasion you can get the charms to go with it

Ah sh*t that's what the girlfriend wanted, I could not remember I thought it was a tennis bracelet, here's hoping she's not fussy:rolleyes:

super_furry

Well if she likes tennis you're grand, if not you're ****ed.

kfallon

Smokiejam wrote: »

please please please help.....

our son wasnt well over the last while and was in hospital, hes great now thank god, but i dont have a present for the girlfriend.

shes 30, first baby is 6 months, we together 4 years.....


HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO GET HER FOR CHRISTMAS, and i have 2 days to get something....

HELP!!!

I think ye have both got the greatest Xmas present possible already Glad to hear your little boy is fighting fit.

How about tickets for a show/concert in the New Year?

9959

A large opulent family home on Torquay Road, Foxrock, failing that, one of those scented candle thingies.

cartell_best

kfallon wrote: »

I think ye have both got the greatest Xmas present possible already Glad to hear your little boy is fighting fit.
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Love this kind of post....nice one

gallag

A book of vouchers she can redeem whenever she wants that entitle her to give you bj's. Or Mabey a nice new hoover? ? They love that.

Smokiejam

Thanks for all the replies and our son being well is the best gift ever, but I want to get her something a bit different, pandora braclet I got already..

Anyone think of anything else apart from the spas who think their funny?

jam_mac_jam

More jewelry? perfume, a kindle,a tablet, what does she like?

gallag

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

More jewelry? perfume, a kindle,a tablet, what does she like?

That's a good idea, does she have a tablet? Handy if they like face book etc.

suicide_circus

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

a kindle?

yeah a fancy scented one

Gee_G

Smokiejam wrote: »

Thanks for all the replies and our son being well is the best gift ever, but I want to get her something a bit different, pandora braclet I got already..

Anyone think of anything else apart from the spas who think their funny?

I had a baby 5 months ago and I would love a day away at a SPA, or a mini break away with oh and baby just to chill out!

The_Gatsby

Get her one of those baby record books. They're not expensive but I got my ex one and she thought it was really cute and she loved it. It shows her you're excited about the baby and to be with her.

Another idea is to make her a book of vouchers. NOT the ones that entitle her to give you blow jobs but stuff like you'll cook the dinner or clean the house or something like that.

Or you could do a Karl Pilkington and get her an industrial sized box of condoms?

happyoutscan

If she likes her music get yourselves 2 tickets to Neil Young this summer, make a weekend of it (if you're outside Dublin).

If she doesn't like it, better again, bring a friend who does.

Truncheon Rouge

Do a Karl Pilkington

- get her a supersize carton of condoms

Max Power

Smokiejam wrote: »

Thanks for all the replies and our son being well is the best gift ever, but I want to get her something a bit different, pandora braclet I got already..

Anyone think of anything else apart from the spas who think their funny?

Spas? What are you 12?

Smokiejam

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

Do a Karl Pilkington

- get her a supersize carton of condoms

Absolute comedian

Smokiejam

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Spas? What are you 12?

Keyboard hero...stay on subject..

Ps hope your looking forward to your driving license (credit card type) hahaha!!

Smokiejam

Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do

MidlandsM

Smokiejam wrote: »

Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do

just ring a nice spa in a nice hotel, buy a voucher over the phone with yer CC, job done.

Where To

I could sell you a tractor load of turf cheap. All women like something to warm them up.

You'll have to supply your own tractor though because I'm getting the back end redone on mine.

Smokiejam

Where To wrote: »

I could sell you a tractor load of turf cheap. All women like something to warm them up.

You'll have to supply your own tractor though because I'm getting the back end redone on mine.

Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****

Humans eh!

Smokiejam wrote: »

Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do

Stay on After Hours talking ****e, that ought to do the trick!

Alter-Ego

Smokiejam wrote: »

Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****

You don't seem like a very nice person with a sense of humour. Maybe get her a trip to somewhere a long way away from you?

Standard Toaster

Smokiejam wrote: »

Oh god STILL have nothing...what am I gonna do

Have you tried asking for help on an Internet forum?

Where To

Smokiejam wrote: »

Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****

What joke? Have you got something against country people or what?

Thargor

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Spas? What are you 12?

It is a bit annoying reading AH these days though, every second comment is just someone trying and completely failing to be funny, it was always like that a bit but reading threads in here these days is getting a bit unbearable these days.

Where To

I agree, it was ten times better when everyone was trying and failing to be funny.

I couldn't go to a pub and be a dry sh!te, I'd rather stay at home.

sunnyt

The K Club has a beautiful spa as does the Merrion. You can get a voucher for just one treatment and your girlfriend will get to stay there all day to use the pool, jacuzzi, relaxation room etc. so you do not need to spend a fortune. The staff in both places are lovely. There are often deals on Pigsback for the K Club and Johnstown house-but I think you may be a little late for that! If you want something not quite as luxurious the Buff Day Spa near Stephen's green is also nice and may have Christmas specials. You can order all of them over the phone! Good luck!

hyperborean

Get her a Kindle and put the 3 l e james books on it,

phasers

get her a new fella cos if this thread is anything to go by you suck.

You cant pick out a gift, so instead of going shopping or taking time to think about what she'd really love, you sit on the computer asking strangers to choose something. Then you act like a dick when people make jokes.

Merry christmas, chill out a bit.

upstairs for coffee

Poor, poor attempt by a "fake" account trying to get a hilarious reaction to a made up situation.

marketty

A boards subscription?

3ndahalfof6

A pony girls love ponies.

kfallon

You started this thread at 9am yesterday and it's now 2 shopping days later and you've not done anything about it yet.......your name isn't Hamlet by any chance???

Humans eh!

Smokiejam wrote: »

Like seriously..if you were funny I'd think haha fair play...but that joke is just ****

Ah jaysus Smokie, do you know where you are?
After Hours!
I'm only surprised that some posters actually tried to give you real suggestions!!!!

Why don't you buy your gorgeous other half a lifesize replica of my mickey.
She used to love it back in the old days! :pac:

3ndahalfof6

Humans eh! wrote: »

Ah jaysus Smokie, do you know where you are?
After Hours!
I'm only surprised that some posters actually tried to give you real suggestions!!!!

Why don't you buy your gorgeous other half a lifesize replica of my mickey.
She used to love it back in the old days! :pac:

Is he your son,

Humans eh!

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Is he your son,

When you rule out the impossible...........