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Farming Chit Chat

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Scanned today, 4 empty cows out of 50 and 1 heifer empty. Not too bad considering the year that's in it.
    That's 90%, as you say not bad for the year that's in it. I recall a few lads locally during the summer having issues.

    Do you know you can now enter that info on the ICBF website? Not sure how much use it is to you personally but I presume it feeds into the rating of bulls etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    :D
    You're back. Clean bill of health, I hope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭wesleysniper38


    td5man wrote: »
    Lucky f****rs i'd say the weather is nicer there than it is here, wonder if i could get export cert for myself?

    Agreed.
    On a morning like this I'd even take a week in the Gaza Strip for a bit of sunshine :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭dzer2


    Was up this morning at 5 to take a load to factory got soaked was some drive in that weather.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Agreed.
    On a morning like this I'd even take a week in the Gaza Strip for a bit of sunshine :rolleyes:
    was over at out farm, i parked the jeep in the wrong spot and gutter was blocked on shed, opened door of jeep and got a blast of water from the gutter straight in on top of me... wouldnt mind but we only put the gutters up a month ago


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭Insp. Harry Callahan


    Wild morning up here, cold, windy and wet, was out checking/feeding some ewes on the quad.
    Noticed a ewe on her back lying in a ditch, turned her over and tried to her her stand up, balance was gone and she was staggery, kept falling over so decided after 20 mins she best be taken back to the shed to recover. Had to lift her up onto the back off the quad, was so heavy and wet, just about able to do so. Hands were totally numb with cold by this stage, just about managed to drive quad back to the yard. Clothes soaked too. Was soo ready for a drying off and mid morning tea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    Wild morning up here, cold, windy and wet, was out checking/feeding some ewes on the quad.
    Noticed a ewe on her back lying in a ditch, turned her over and tried to her her stand up, balance was gone and she was staggery, kept falling over so decided after 20 mins she best be taken back to the shed to recover. Had to lift her up onto the back off the quad, was so heavy and wet, just about able to do so. Hands were totally numb with cold by this stage, just about managed to drive quad back to the yard. Clothes soaked too. Was soo ready for a drying off and mid morning tea

    Be careful with the ewe, she is liable to go back onto her back - even in the shed. We often had to tie a ewe to a gate to keep her upright for a few hours while her balance recovered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭saranac1


    Gutters blocked with leaves tis morning, got drenched trying to clean them off ladder, meal all wet too from rain of gutter, went over to out farm to check stock and galvanised door into farm, caught a gust of wind and weld broke off and fell on the ground, luckily I wasn't near it when it happened.
    Have to hire a gene welder now to fix it and raining still 😡


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,160 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    last BVD result of the year back. all clear. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Muckit wrote: »
    Ah....... no :D:D:D

    Tried to get in there once for afternoon tea, we were al dressed up and going to wedding, got stopped at door with some lame excuse, reckon it was accents, that was 1995 so whole paddy thing was still rife, went back in 2000'when we lived there, got in tae was sh!te and 12 euro a pop


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    The only time I ever got refused a drink was in a Dublin hotel. I was staying there at the time too. I was cold sober. Must have been the huddy I was wearing. :rolleyes: I could have dragged him out over the bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭thetangler


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Are people still getting export certs?:confused: Cattle can be exported now with no certs and surely the vet clearing them for export would be doing the stamping. I last heard that Cyprus was the place for those style weans.





    It's the tri-colour cats that are usually female, it's apparently quite rare to find a tri-Tom.

    Hi Kovu good to have you back on boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    pakalasa wrote: »
    The only time I ever got refused a drink was in a Dublin hotel. I was staying there at the time too. I was cold sober. Must have been the huddy I was wearing. :rolleyes: I could have dragged him out over the bar.

    A life on the road is tough, isnt it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭flat out !!


    Went for afternoon tea to the Burj al arab 7 star hotel in dubai, while on honeymoon few months ago. Some experience. Bit different from your average mart canteen grub. I'd say the waiters knew it was far from 7 star hotels we were reared.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Went for afternoon tea to the Burj al arab 7 star hotel in dubai, while on honeymoon few months ago. Some experience. Bit different from your average mart canteen grub. I'd say the waiters knew it was far from 7 star hotels we were reared.


    Ah now you didn't leave the wellies on did you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    pakalasa wrote: »
    You're back. Clean bill of health, I hope.

    Not quite full bill but almost there. Just have to build a flatpack chicken coop in 4 days now....eep:o
    thetangler wrote: »
    Hi Kovu good to have you back on boards

    10 days without a phone/paper/internet/tv has me in a very relaxed state. So relaxed, in fact, that I opened the window for the cat at 5.20am this morning without realising the 'present' he had for me. Cue live mouse hunt in the wardrobe for half an hour. First cow is now due a week and I'm hoping for a nice shapey heifer for showing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭flat out !!


    gozunda wrote: »
    Ah now you didn't leave the wellies on did you :D

    No, just let a shout at one of them to put on a pot of tae and a hape of hang sandwiches. They're not big into the hang sandwiches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,173 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    whelan1 wrote: »
    was over at out farm, i parked the jeep in the wrong spot and gutter was blocked on shed, opened door of jeep and got a blast of water from the gutter straight in on top of me... wouldnt mind but we only put the gutters up a month ago

    I was in the local hardware there recently and I seen a poster for a new gadget.. slogan along the lines 'declutter that gutter'... or something?? I think it's a wire briselly thing that is supposed to keep the leaves and crap out, but let water in...

    Anyone use it? I suppose you could put a bit of light mesh like that stuff you get in a roll, I think plasterers use it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    Muckit wrote: »
    I was in the local hardware there recently and I seen a poster for a new gadget.. slogan along the lines 'declutter that gutter'... or something?? I think it's a wire briselly thing that is supposed to keep the leaves and crap out, but let water in...

    Anyone use it? I suppose you could put a bit of light mesh like that stuff you get in a roll, I think plasterers use it

    yes if its the thing im thinking of, its around a while, got a length of it a there a yr or two back for a little shed thats is kinda joined onto a bigger shed, gutter between the 2 sheds always clogging with leaves..it helps i think in fairness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭wesleysniper38


    :confused:
    I know this is probably a naive question.. but does anyone actually know whats going to happen in 2014 as regards the single payment?

    Will 2014 definitely be the reference year for future payments..?

    There seems to be an awful run on rented land round these parts in anticipation.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭mf240


    No, just let a shout at one of them to put on a pot of tae and a hape of hang sandwiches. They're not big into the hang sandwiches.

    Did they ask would they hate the tart for ya?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,025 ✭✭✭Tipp Man


    :confused:
    I know this is probably a naive question.. but does anyone actually know whats going to happen in 2014 as regards the single payment?

    Will 2014 definitely be the reference year for future payments..?

    There seems to be an awful run on rented land round these parts in anticipation.

    don't get me started on this bloody madness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    Ha Tippman you're all worn out from ranting over on forum4farmers! But the answer is no, we don't have a clue!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭nashmach


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Ha Tippman you're all worn out from ranting over on forum4farmers! But the answer is no, we don't have a clue!

    Not ranting at all - speaking a lot of sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    Just back in from the yard there. The auld lad has a phobia about shooting pigeons, says its bad luck. Foggy night so the sheds were full of them. We lamped them and caught them. I am going to the north the day after Stephens day and I'll bring them and let the hoors out. For the moment their home is a 12 x 6 Ifor Williams box with netting covering the gaps and vents.

    I have had poor stock in it before but this fairly takes the biscuit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Just back in from the yard there. The auld lad has a phobia about shooting pigeons, says its bad luck. Foggy night so the sheds were full of them. We lamped them and caught them. I am going to the north the day after Stephens day and I'll bring them and let the hoors out. For the moment their home is a 12 x 6 Ifor Williams box with netting covering the gaps and vents.

    I have had poor stock in it before but this fairly takes the biscuit.
    Hope theyre not homing pigeons :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    td5man wrote: »
    Hope theyre not homing pigeons :P

    they better not be if they know what's good for them, I ringed a couple of their legs with a small cable tie so I'd know. Next Time as d'unbelievables would say, one shot, bang bang.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,867 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    i only have 1 row of dutch comfort cubicles.... had a cow stuck in the front of 2 of them today, bloody hate them had her butt stuck in one and her front stuck in another:mad: got a strap around her back legs to knock her and pull her out... anyways shes ok now... on wishlist for 2013 is to get rid of these cubicles


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    whelan1 wrote: »
    i only have 1 row of dutch comfort cubicles.... had a cow stuck in the front of 2 of them today, bloody hate them had her butt stuck in one and her front stuck in another:mad: got a strap around her back legs to knock her and pull her out... anyways shes ok now... on wishlist for 2013 is to get rid of these cubicles

    Put's me in mind of that Lely rep who said such a thing couldn't happen with the robot. It's a dairy farm it's only a matter of when it happens........






    ...... no matter what it is:eek:.

    HTF did she manage to do that from what you're saying she was hanging over the cubicles, I've had the odd one get stuck between the U and the back leg underneath but never on top.


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