Utter bull****

Sofiztikated · 17-12-2012 11:16AM #1

Last night, we were out for our Christmas party.

Was the usual story, dinner, drinks, dancing, and then off ye go to the nightclub.

Great night had by all, to a point.

One of the girls, just back from college, and back at work for the Christmas period was out giving it loads on the dance floor.

Random guy comes up to her, words are exchanged, and suddenly yer man claws at her face, 4 large claw marks down from her forehead to her chin.

Then the bouncers come over, and turf her out!

She eventually pleads her case, and they let her back in. With the bouncer in tow, she finds yer man, and she asks him WTF? He admits to clawing her face, but tries to say that he didn't do that to her face. Bouncer listening, hearing that yer man assaulted her, and doesn't do anything. When she (understandably) gets annoyed by his lack of action, they threaten to eject her again.

How is that fair?

Now comes the kicker. Swap the genders. My work colleague was male, and his assailant was female.

Utter bolixology.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-12-2012 11:17AM

male privelege

Mr Benevolent · 17-12-2012 11:17AM

Now comes the kicker. Swap the genders. My work colleague was male, and his assailant was female.

Utter bolixology.

It's Monday. You're not going to get AH on your side by confusing us.

No-one really knows what was said by either party.

Gumbo · 17-12-2012 11:17AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Last night, we were out for our Christmas party.

Was the usual story, dinner, drinks, dancing, and then off ye go to the nightclub.

Great night had by all, to a point.

One of the girls, just back from college, and back at work for the Christmas period was out giving it loads on the dance floor.

Random guy comes up to her, words are exchanged, and suddenly yer man claws at her face, 4 large claw marks down from her forehead to her chin.

Then the bouncers come over, and turf her out!

She eventually pleads her case, and they let her back in. With the bouncer in tow, she finds yer man, and she asks him WTF? He admits to clawing her face, but tries to say that he didn't do that to her face. Bouncer listening, hearing that yer man assaulted her, and doesn't do anything. When she (understandably) gets annoyed by his lack of action, they threaten to eject her again.

How is that fair?

Now comes the kicker. Swap the genders. My work colleague was male, and his assailant was female.

Utter bolixology.

If what you say is true, why not call the garda?
No point a bouncer throwing him out and your mate is still there with claw marks

GLaDOS · 17-12-2012 11:20AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Now comes the kicker. Swap the genders. My work colleague was male, and his assailant was female.
.

Up to this point I was thinking: 'weird, usually it's the other way around'

smash · 17-12-2012 11:25AM

So what did he say to her to make her claw him?

OldGoat · 17-12-2012 11:25AM

Now I have hornfusion, I don't know if I should fancy the OP's mate or not.

sfwcork · 17-12-2012 11:29AM

I reckon theyre is a degree ofexaggeration in above story.What you mean by "Clawing".Anything Ive ever seen clawed would draw blood

Hannibal Smith · 17-12-2012 11:33AM

Confab wrote: »

It's Monday. You're not going to get AH on your side by confusing us.

No-one really knows what was said by either party.

it doesn't matter what was said...he shouldn't have touched her

jester77 · 17-12-2012 11:37AM

He should have came back with a Garda and not the bouncer, that's straight out assault.

Lyaiera · 17-12-2012 11:38AM

Call the guards.

wtlltw · 17-12-2012 11:43AM

Thanks for the reminder - I really need to cut my fingernails

Sofiztikated · 17-12-2012 11:43AM

Confab wrote: »

It's Monday. You're not going to get AH on your side by confusing us.

No-one really knows what was said by either party.

I thought I was being all clever, and witty, and amusing.

That's the thing, haven't a clue what was said prior to the incident. AFAIK, it was a shut down, as in, she wanted a suitor, he rejected, and somehow it escalated.

kceire wrote: »

If what you say is true, why not call the garda?
No point a bouncer throwing him out and your mate is still there with claw marks

My point was more that my mate was assaulted, the girl that assaulted him admitted she did it, and nothing was done.

Not sure if he's gone to the Gardai, I'm in work this morning, and haven't heard what happened after the club.

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Up to this point I was thinking: 'weird, usually it's the other way around'

I know, right.

smash wrote: »

So what did he say to her to make her claw him?

Unknown.

OldGoat wrote: »

Now I have hornfusion, I don't know if I should fancy the OP's mate or not.

He's a good looking bloke.

Oranage2 · 17-12-2012 11:44AM

What is there to say?

Bouncers got it wrong though no extra damage was caused by the mistake

Man shouldn't have touched her

police should have been called

Kolido · 17-12-2012 11:44AM

Lyaiera wrote: »

Call the guards.

or Joe Duffy

Lyaiera · 17-12-2012 11:46AM

Kolido wrote: »

or Joe Duffy

I've met Joe, I don't think he's capable of dealing with a cat clawing a rubbing post let alone someone clawing a guy's face.

Sofiztikated · 17-12-2012 11:48AM

sfwcork wrote: »

I reckon theyre is a degree ofexaggeration in above story.What you mean by "Clawing".Anything Ive ever seen clawed would draw blood

It did draw blood!

Hannibal Smith wrote: »

it doesn't matter what was said...he shouldn't have touched her

You've missed my switch around. Point still stands, she shouldn't have touched him.

jester77 wrote: »

He should have came back with a Garda and not the bouncer, that's straight out assault.

True. It's what I would have done.

Kylo Ren · 17-12-2012 11:48AM

Jesus OP, riveting stuff. I liked the ending when the girl actually turned out to be a guy. Was like an M. Night Shyamalan film.

Would read again.

HondaSami · 17-12-2012 11:49AM

I read that a few times and i think i get it, OP wanted us to think his friend was female but really he is male? am i right OP?
female hits male and gets away with it, other way round and male would be arrested or something.
If he is that bothered he can report it to the gardai, get the cctv from the club and make a statement, get her charged with assault.

Oranage2 · 17-12-2012 11:51AM

Oh its a roles reversal type thing

well then -

you mate shouldn't have been be such a sex pest, a woman has the right to dance and not have men molest them

as for the claw marks, suck it up!

Sofiztikated · 17-12-2012 11:51AM

Kolido wrote: »

or Joe Duffy

A hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wait, no, not that.

It's stopped being funny a long time ago. D'you want a new stick for flogging that horse?

Ush1 · 17-12-2012 11:52AM

I remember I used to know this absolute psycho girl.

She turned up at a gig me an my mates were at, she walks up to one of my mates and goes, I really fancy you, then she's got a beer can in each hand and smacks them sideways into both sides of my mates head at once. Nearly knocked him out cold.

keith16 · 17-12-2012 11:54AM

Confab wrote: »

It's Monday. You're not going to get AH on your side by confusing us.

No-one really knows what was said by either party.

Regardless of what was said, it doesn't justify that type of scummy behaviour.

Sofiztikated · 17-12-2012 11:54AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Oh its a roles reversal type thing

well then -

you mate shouldn't have been be such a sex pest, a woman has the right to dance and not have men molest them

as for the claw marks, suck it up!

Wait, what? Hang on? What?

She approached him.
He declined her offer.
Some words were said.
She physically assaulted him.

As for the suck it up? These were deep, bloody wounds. Suck it up is fine, but potential scarring would be what I'd be worried about. (Although I do have to say it'd look badass, and he could tell people he was mauled by a leopard or something)

Gee_G · 17-12-2012 11:56AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Oh its a roles reversal type thing

well then -

you mate shouldn't have been be such a sex pest, a woman has the right to dance and not have men molest them

as for the claw marks, suck it up!

If you read OP's posts above, he says that the girl was trying it on with him, he rejected!

Cienciano · 17-12-2012 11:56AM

OP, the swaparound at the end ruined your story. What you're saying is, you slept with a girl and it turned out she was a guy? Did you go ahead and do the deed anyway?

joydivision · 17-12-2012 11:57AM

If I was with a girl then found out it was a guy Id probably claw his face too . He should have been more upfront .

Kolido · 17-12-2012 11:58AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

A hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wait, no, not that.

It's stopped being funny a long time ago. D'you want a new stick for flogging that horse?

Give it to your mate, he could use protection.

Oranage2 · 17-12-2012 11:58AM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Wait, what? Hang on? What?

She approached him.
He declined her offer.
Some words were said.
She physically assaulted him.

As for the suck it up? These were deep, bloody wounds. Suck it up is fine, but potential scarring would be what I'd be worried about. (Although I do have to say it'd look badass, and he could tell people he was mauled by a leopard or something)

Oh she came on to him, so many twists i just don't know what'll happen next, one for Blomkvist and Lisbeth i think

Lyaiera · 17-12-2012 12:00PM

joydivision wrote: »

If I was with a girl then found out it was a guy Id probably claw his face too . He should have been more upfront .

He wasn't "with" her, she was talking to him. So what you're saying is you'd claw someone's face for talking to you.

sfwcork · 17-12-2012 12:02PM

so who planted the bomb in the car now?

Utter bull****

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