Don't you just hate beards?

grenache · 15-12-2012 02:32AM

The amount of women who don't appreciate a good beard is shocking. Too busy obsessing over these clean shaven metro-sexual ponces.

They don't know a real man when they see one.

Kippure · 15-12-2012 03:32AM

Beards are AWESOME......

BrokenArrows · 15-12-2012 03:46AM

Only on women.

grenache · 15-12-2012 03:51AM

MadsL wrote: »

Any fool can grow a beard, it takes skill to shave like a man.

This is manly.

Ah come here, don't confusing 'manliness' with 'foolishness'.

gammygils · 15-12-2012 04:00AM

Beards define lazyness and ignorance. Beards are for pretentious

intellectuals and hippies. Come on lads . The 60's is over. Get over it.

Beards are unhygenic,disgusting and look bad. Do ye guys even own a mirror?

The Ladies hate them. I know Jesus himself had a beard. but it was different back then.

There was no Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide!!!!

1ZRed · 15-12-2012 04:08AM

gammygils wrote: »

Beards define lazyness and ignorance. Beards are for pretentious

intellectuals and hippies. Come on lads . The 60's is over. Get over it.

Beards are unhygenic,disgusting and look bad. Do ye guys even own a mirror?

The Ladies hate them. I know Jesus himself had a beard. but it was different back then.

There was no Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide!!!!

:pac:

Had to laugh. Anything kept trimmed and neat can look good. The days of growing beards and not looking after them are long gone. Many people do think beards look well and they suit many guys.

If you're thinking that sort of hair is unhygienic and disgusting I'd take a look at how you wash yourself. What is the better alternative, smooth all over without any hair?

Fuk that, it doesn't look good. Having a bit if hair and keeping it under check is masculine and attractive. I'd say many many more agree with that over being a clean shaven hairless guy.

Sakinah · 15-12-2012 04:09AM

Beards look really great BUT I insist on a clean shaven upper lip. Moustache stubble really hurts.

grenache · 15-12-2012 04:31AM

gammygils wrote: »

Beards define lazyness and ignorance. Beards are for pretentious

intellectuals and hippies. Come on lads . The 60's is over. Get over it.

Beards are unhygenic,disgusting and look bad. Do ye guys even own a mirror?

The Ladies hate them. I know Jesus himself had a beard. but it was different back then.

There was no Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide!!!!

If only you could understand the irony of your post.

gammygils · 15-12-2012 04:41AM

1ZRed wrote: »

:pac:

Had to laugh. Anything kept trimmed and neat can look good. The days of growing beards and not looking after them are long gone. Many people do think beards look well and they suit many guys.

If you're thinking that sort of hair is unhygienic and disgusting I'd take a look at how you wash yourself. What is the better alternative, smooth all over without any hair?

Fuk that, it doesn't look good. Having a bit if hair and keeping it under check is masculine and attractive. I'd say many many more agree with that over being a clean shaven hairless guy.

Don't know about that now! I'd have to disagree. What I said about
unhygenic & disgusting was a little unfair. Sorry.
Do you shampoo your beard every day? Anyways I do think smooth all over is a better alternative. Why hide your face unless you're ashamed of it? Oh Right!
Fuk that, it doesn't look good!! :pac:

Lenin Skynard · 15-12-2012 04:41AM

1ZRed wrote: »

:pac:

Had to laugh. Anything kept trimmed and neat can look good. The days of growing beards and not looking after them are long gone. Many people do think beards look well and they suit many guys.

If you're thinking that sort of hair is unhygienic and disgusting I'd take a look at how you wash yourself. What is the better alternative, smooth all over without any hair?

Fuk that, it doesn't look good. Having a bit if hair and keeping it under check is masculine and attractive. I'd say many many more agree with that over being a clean shaven hairless guy.

Meh. No excuses for trimming or hygiene are required. You shower everyday, beard or no beard, you're as clean as you are without a beard.

This "ladies like whatever" thing is silly. Any man that makes decisions on "what ladies like" may as well chew his own balls off.

1ZRed · 15-12-2012 05:24AM

gammygils wrote: »

Don't know about that now! I'd have to disagree. What I said about
unhygenic & disgusting was a little unfair. Sorry.
Do you shampoo your beard every day? Anyways I do think smooth all over is a better alternative. Why hide your face unless you're ashamed of it? Oh Right!
Fuk that, it doesn't look good!! :pac:

Because it can add definition and a rugged masculine appeal, not to mention it can make a man look more attractive if it suits his face type. Same can be said for clean shaven men also and it suits them, but many guys can look worse clean shaven and vice versa. It's just all preference and what works for the person, but facial hair can look very good.

And I'm a clean shaven guy, mostly. My facial hair wouldn't be quite full enough to grow a full beard and for it to look somewhat respectable yet. That's not to say I love my stubble when I get lazy for a day or two so I'm not being biased towards having a beard, though I'm looking forward to when I can because I like that sort of look.

Hygene doesn't really come into it. I clean my face fairly thoroughly and in the shower I wouldn't think anything of throwing a bit of shampoo in it to clean it up as well, if I had it. It's easy. To say it's unhygienic would mean you're too lazy/ too much of a slob to look after your hygiene when it's actually easier than exfoliating your skin in the shower.

1ZRed · 15-12-2012 05:41AM

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

This "ladies like whatever" thing is silly. Any man that makes decisions on "what ladies like" may as well chew his own balls off.

Stupid comment. People can do as they like, I couldn't bother my ass to care what they'd do with themselves. But if women do admire some traits in guys and the guy himself would like to take a shot at it to maybe better his appeal, then what harm?

Personally I wouldn't care what a girl liked, or what a guy liked. I only do things on what I like and what goes for me. But I can understand why some guys would take what the opposite/same sex might prefer into account in decition making because it's a competive market and you what to look as best you can, for yourself primarily as well as others even.

To say it's silly and to have your balls chewed off for taking what people like into consideration doesn't make sense to me. So would it be better to have a massive untrimmed beard and matching body hair, just because many women prefer all that trimmed, for the sake of maintaining your idea of having "balls"?

MadsL · 15-12-2012 09:14AM

gammygils wrote: »

There was no Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide!!!!

This is progress how? My favourite daily use razor was made in about 1885, shaves a damn sight nicer than a Fusion.

miamee · 15-12-2012 09:17AM

Some well looked after facial hair is very attractive on a man, IMO. And usually the shorter the hair, the more it hurts your partner when kissing...stubble is a killer, properly grown out hair is not

zenno · 15-12-2012 09:25AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Beards are the mark of a real man.

Ignore the itch and let that manliness flow from your follicles.

Beards! Beards! BEarDS! beaRDS! BEARDS!

A true hero.

I am beard, you will be assimilated.

ruthloss · 15-12-2012 10:11AM

I've said it before on here:

Kissing a man without a beard, is like eating an egg without salt!!

Formosa · 15-12-2012 10:27AM

ruthloss wrote: »

I've said it before on here:

Kissing a man without a beard, is like eating an egg without salt!!

Well said, only losers destroy a lovely egg with salt.

Arawn · 15-12-2012 10:28AM

Never talk bad of beards.

doomed · 15-12-2012 10:36AM

Beards are great. I have several.

15-12-2012 10:39AM

ruthloss wrote: »

I've said it before on here:

Kissing a man without a beard, is like eating an egg without salt!!

Have you asked him his opinion?

From time to time he may compliment you on your beard, that's what men do, but in his heart of hearts he probably wishes that you would shave yours off.
Just a thought.

ruthloss · 15-12-2012 10:53AM

Tom Selleck.

I rest my case.

miamee · 15-12-2012 11:08AM

ruthloss wrote: »

Tom Selleck.

I rest my case.

Also Santa Clause and my dad.

Case closed

OneArt · 15-12-2012 11:45AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

The only men who hate beards are the ones who can't grow a proper full one.

I can grow a proper full one, and I fupping hate them. I wish I couldn't. Clean shaven is more comfortable.

Real Life · 15-12-2012 12:10PM

Should the people with beards post a picture of their beard to see who has the best one or is it a bad idea to post pics of yuorself on AH?

Hitchens · 15-12-2012 12:25PM

Did Readers Digest do an article called 'The Wildlife In A Beard'?:)

Greyfox · 15-12-2012 01:12PM

My girlfriend hates facial hair with a passion as it gives her loads of rashes so I always have to be clean shaven if I want sex …aparently my man card in currently under review

Real Life · 15-12-2012 02:15PM

Greyfox wrote: »

My girlfriend hates facial hair with a passion as it gives her loads of rashes so I always have to be clean shaven if I want sex …aparently my man card in currently under review

A lot of girls think this will happen but it really only happens when you have rough stubble. if you have a full grown beard it will be soft and shouldnt cause problems

sunrise91 · 15-12-2012 03:32PM

I love a beard on a man. But I'm currently suffering from a severe case of beard rash. It's bittersweet.

diabloro · 15-12-2012 08:10PM

I only grew a beard so that I could explain the pubes on my desk.

jaffacakesyum · 15-12-2012 10:42PM

Beards are sexy :cool:

They LOOK good but I actually don't like kissing guys with beards

So the real solution is to find a hot man who will grow a beard so I can look at him and then shave it off before we kiss :P

Don't you just hate beards?

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