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What's the biggest lie you were ever told?

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  • #32
    RidleyRider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    YOU'RE ALL LYING SANTA IS REAL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!

    I'M NOT LISTENING 'LALALALALALALA'

    :pac:


  • #33
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    I was told that quantum particles have no definite position.

    That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?


  • #34
    SunDog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭SunDog


    "Of course" they said. "School, best years of your life!" they said.


  • #35
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    keith16 wrote: »
    That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

    What? I just robbed OP's location. G'way with your gibberish.


  • #36
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    keith16 wrote: »
    That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

    Is it still in its original packaging?


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  • #37
    slade_x
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 1,428 Mod ✭✭✭✭slade_x


    keith16 wrote: »
    That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

    no you dont, Schrodinger never had a cat, he didnt even like them. If he was a cat person he would have used a dog in place of a cat in his thought experiment.


  • #38
    bb1234567
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Ghandee wrote: »
    You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

    In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


    IT WAS SHYTE.

    :eek:


  • #39
    iamanengine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    jazz101 wrote: »
    Oh we're so very precious you and I
    And everything that you do makes me want to die
    Oh I just told the biggest lie
    I just told the biggest lie

    Creepy, I literally just stuck on that album 10 seconds before seeing your post


  • #40
    cian68
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    Me 'You could use your mouth.'
    Her 'I don't do that.'


  • #41
    SteffingHell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭SteffingHell


    Neewbie_noob wrote: »

    A+ comments


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  • #42
    Irish Steve
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 6,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Irish Steve


    "If you always tell the truth, it will all come our OK"

    Yeah right,

    Shore, if it was easy, everybody would be doin it.😁



  • #43
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Is it still in its original packaging?

    Hell yeah, boxed off like a mo fo.
    slade_x wrote: »
    no you dont, Schrodinger never had a cat, he didnt even like them. If he was a cat person he would have used a dog in place of a cat in his thought experiment.

    He was a cat person and a dog person at the same time! When you observe the thought experiment, you can see a cat or a dog, but most people see a cat because Schrodinger was a trickster like that.


  • #44
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    That when kids my age grew up, we would be travelling to Mars as Astronauts. **** you National Geographic! **** You!


  • #45
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    I arranged my fathers funeral by fraping my sisters facebook.I knew his phone was off for a day or two.It spread like wild fire ,people crying,posting condolences on facebook and endless phone calls and text.

    Two days later someone met him in town and said "I thought you were suppose to be dead,we were all heading to your funeral tonight"Some people that heard it down the line even ended up going to a funeral that was never on.

    My sister got the blame first,until it found its way back to me.
    I thought it was hilarious.Iv never had a facebook and I wanted to see what would happen.My poor ole grandmother didn't find it to funny.

    Oh wait I just read the title ,its the biggest lie I was told, not that I told..........never mind.


  • #46
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    The biggest lie that I'm constantly told: "the beatles are the greatest band of all time"


  • #47
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    damagegt wrote: »
    I arranged my fathers funeral by fraping my sisters facebook.I knew his phone was off for a day or two.It spread like wild fire ,people crying,posting condolences on facebook and endless phone calls and text.

    Two days later someone met him in town and said "I thought you were suppose to be dead,we were all heading to your funeral tonight"Some people that heard it down the line even ended up going to a funeral that was never on.

    My sister got the blame first,until it found its way back to me.
    I thought it was hilarious.Iv never had a facebook and I wanted to see what would happen.My poor ole grandmother didn't find it to funny.

    WTF is wrong with you?


  • #48
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Senna wrote: »
    WTF is wrong with you?
    lol,you wont believe how many people said that to me.


  • #49
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Feels like a real vagina or your money back

    Felt like I was fcuking a freeze-dried kangaroo


  • #50
    Its Behind You!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Its Behind You!


    The cheque is in the post AND FOR REAL

    Pip will be cared for by a lovely family and is living happily on a farm. Yes, yes, he is well and you can visit him soon.


  • #51
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Youve won the Nigerian lotto!


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  • #52
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Senna wrote: »
    WTF is wrong with you?

    that was genius to be fair.


  • #53
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Can anyone seriously top this? :pac:

    A few years ago, I knew this girl and for the record I only knew her for just under two years. But from start to finish, she said that she lost a friend to suicide, got robbed and attacked in broad daylight in town, had a serious medical scare, had a miscarriage, told extremely serious lies about members of her family and just other random little things that never happened... She just kept coming out with one lie after another. Often being inconsistent too (telling one person one thing & another something totally different) ... Madness. Its the only word to discribe her. lol. There was a common theme in her lies tho (as others may have guessed it by reading it) It was always 'tragic events' that happened to her.

    Wait for the kicker... A while back I was told she is now working in childcare :pac: I s*it you not. Childcare. Guess the guards can vet for previous convictions, but not mental stability. lol.


  • #54
    TEMPLAR KNIGHT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Can anyone seriously top this? :pac:

    A few years ago, I knew this girl and for the record I only knew her for just under two years. But from start to finish, she said that she lost a friend to suicide, got robbed and attacked in broad daylight in town, had a serious medical scare, had a miscarriage, told extremely serious lies about members of her family and just other random little things that never happened... She just kept coming out with one lie after another. Often being inconsistent too (telling one person one thing & another something totally different) ... Madness. Its the only word to discribe her. lol. There was a common theme in her lies tho (as others may have guessed it by reading it) It was always 'tragic events' that happened to her.

    Wait for the kicker... A while back I was told she is now working in childcare :pac: I s*it you not. Childcare. Guess the guards can vet for previous convictions, but not mental stability. lol.


    Sounds like every mad ex every fella has had at some stage!


  • #55
    Fungums
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Fungums


    ''these are just vitamins'' . . .tuns out they were Prozac.


  • #56
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »
    Sounds like every mad ex every fella has had at some stage!

    ... :pac:
    For the record if someone told me all that I said above. I'd take it with a pinch of salt. But having known the girl ... man, it was just madness. When you first meet her, seemingly normal, seemingly nice. Girl next door deal. But as you get to know ... wtf like.


  • #57
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    "The worst is over. We have turned a corner.""We are now on the road to economic recovery."


  • #58
    TEMPLAR KNIGHT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »

    ... :pac:
    For the record if someone told me all that I said above. I'd take it with a pinch of salt. But having known the girl ... man, it was just madness. When you first meet her, seemingly normal, seemingly nice. Girl next door deal. But as you get to know ... wtf like.

    Yep definitely sounds like my ex!


  • #59
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »
    Yep definitely sounds like my ex!


    Her first name wouldn't begin with an M by any chance? :pac: ...


  • #60
    Access Denied
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 64 ✭✭Access Denied


    I DO......but inevitably....HE DIDN'T


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  • #61
    Idbatterim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,706 ✭✭✭✭Idbatterim


    It's 3 inches...


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