What's the biggest lie you were ever told?

Neewbie_noob

Sorry if this has been done before, searched and couldn't find a thread.

What's the biggest fib someone has told you that you believed? How did you find out? What were the consequences?

And in before the "I was told God existed".

Shelga

Brian Cowen, November 2010: "No lads, no chance of a bailout from the IMF whatsoever!"

frozenfrozen

inb4 religion, santa, something about houses and buying them and dead rent, then some dodgy i love you personal issues posts.

El Guapo!

"You need to get a trade when you finish school"

I wish I never listened to them. Now I have a trade but stuck in a career I despise.

Celly Smunt

you're my first.

Where To

Don't be silly, I've seen loads that are smaller.

franktheplank

Daddy?

Tigger

third time i've seen this here

and

Bohr model

wp_rathead

"Yes"

Which was said in response to my question "Should I bother to go and see Prometheus? "

hatrickpatrick

I grew up with the serious misconception that I lived in a Republic in which everyone had an equal vote.

Turns out I live in a country in which those who control the banking system have a 99.9% share of the votes and the rest of us have what's left. :mad:

Corvo

"It's so big"

Teyla Emmagan

"searched and couldn't find a thread"

LIAR!!!

castletownman

Don't worry about it. Everyone cums prematurely during their first time.

My name is URL

Feels like a real vagina or your money back

keith16

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

"searched and couldn't find a thread"

LIAR!!!

Why must you turn this thread into a HOUSE OF LIES?!

Run_to_da_hills

Santa. :mad:

jazz101

Oh we're so very precious you and I
And everything that you do makes me want to die
Oh I just told the biggest lie
I just told the biggest lie

Seaneh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM630Z8lho8

Merkin

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Santa. :mad:

Yup, still haven't quite come to terms with it

keith16

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Santa. :mad:

ok...I'll give you that.

That one might have been a conspiracy :pac:

Only messing, happy chrimbo RTDH!

Ghandee

You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


IT WAS SHYTE.

keith16

Ghandee wrote: »

You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


IT WAS SHYTE.

100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.

dilallio

My uncle used to tell his kids that when the ice-cream van played music, it meant he had no ice cream left.

Ghandee

keith16 wrote: »

100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.

The 'fat' bird from the movie was the sexiest by far though.

I like my ladies with meat on em

Neewbie_noob

keith16 wrote: »

100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.

+1 Movie was bollocks

Series was pure comedy Gold. Epic cinematography. Deserves a nobel prize.

Voodoomelon

I'm not wearing a tie at all...

Neewbie_noob

Voodoomelon wrote: »

I'm not wearing a tie at all...

PizzamanIRL

I was told that quantum particles have no definite position.

tonycascarino

I'm not really Tony Cascarino

saiint

castletownman wrote: »

Don't worry about it. Everyone cums prematurely during their first time.

thats true
unless your really really really drunk

RidleyRider

YOU'RE ALL LYING SANTA IS REAL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!

I'M NOT LISTENING 'LALALALALALALA'

:pac:

RidleyRider

YOU'RE ALL LYING SANTA IS REAL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!

I'M NOT LISTENING 'LALALALALALALA'

:pac:

keith16

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I was told that quantum particles have no definite position.

That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

SunDog

"Of course" they said. "School, best years of your life!" they said.

PizzamanIRL

keith16 wrote: »

That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

What? I just robbed OP's location. G'way with your gibberish.

My name is URL

keith16 wrote: »

That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

Is it still in its original packaging?

slade_x

keith16 wrote: »

That you Schrodinger? I have your cat. Or do I?

no you dont, Schrodinger never had a cat, he didnt even like them. If he was a cat person he would have used a dog in place of a cat in his thought experiment.

bb1234567

Ghandee wrote: »

You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


IT WAS SHYTE.

:eek:

iamanengine

jazz101 wrote: »

Oh we're so very precious you and I
And everything that you do makes me want to die
Oh I just told the biggest lie
I just told the biggest lie

Creepy, I literally just stuck on that album 10 seconds before seeing your post

cian68

Me 'You could use your mouth.'
Her 'I don't do that.'

SteffingHell

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

A+ comments

Irish Steve

"If you always tell the truth, it will all come our OK"

Yeah right,

keith16

My name is URL wrote: »

Is it still in its original packaging?

Hell yeah, boxed off like a mo fo.

slade_x wrote: »

no you dont, Schrodinger never had a cat, he didnt even like them. If he was a cat person he would have used a dog in place of a cat in his thought experiment.

He was a cat person and a dog person at the same time! When you observe the thought experiment, you can see a cat or a dog, but most people see a cat because Schrodinger was a trickster like that.

Pilotdude5

That when kids my age grew up, we would be travelling to Mars as Astronauts. **** you National Geographic! **** You!

damagegt

I arranged my fathers funeral by fraping my sisters facebook.I knew his phone was off for a day or two.It spread like wild fire ,people crying,posting condolences on facebook and endless phone calls and text.

Two days later someone met him in town and said "I thought you were suppose to be dead,we were all heading to your funeral tonight"Some people that heard it down the line even ended up going to a funeral that was never on.

My sister got the blame first,until it found its way back to me.
I thought it was hilarious.Iv never had a facebook and I wanted to see what would happen.My poor ole grandmother didn't find it to funny.

Oh wait I just read the title ,its the biggest lie I was told, not that I told..........never mind.

Brian_Zeluz

The biggest lie that I'm constantly told: "the beatles are the greatest band of all time"

Senna

damagegt wrote: »

I arranged my fathers funeral by fraping my sisters facebook.I knew his phone was off for a day or two.It spread like wild fire ,people crying,posting condolences on facebook and endless phone calls and text.

Two days later someone met him in town and said "I thought you were suppose to be dead,we were all heading to your funeral tonight"Some people that heard it down the line even ended up going to a funeral that was never on.

My sister got the blame first,until it found its way back to me.
I thought it was hilarious.Iv never had a facebook and I wanted to see what would happen.My poor ole grandmother didn't find it to funny.

WTF is wrong with you?

damagegt

Senna wrote: »

WTF is wrong with you?

lol,you wont believe how many people said that to me.

My name is URL

My name is URL wrote: »

Feels like a real vagina or your money back

Felt like I was fcuking a freeze-dried kangaroo

Its Behind You!

The cheque is in the post AND FOR REAL

Pip will be cared for by a lovely family and is living happily on a farm. Yes, yes, he is well and you can visit him soon.

Shane-KornSpace

Youve won the Nigerian lotto!