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What's the biggest lie you were ever told?

  • 11-12-2012 11:17PM
    #1
    Neewbie_noob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭


    Sorry if this has been done before, searched and couldn't find a thread.

    What's the biggest fib someone has told you that you believed? How did you find out? What were the consequences?

    And in before the "I was told God existed".


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  • #2
    Shelga
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Shelga


    Brian Cowen, November 2010: "No lads, no chance of a bailout from the IMF whatsoever!"


  • #3
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    inb4 religion, santa, something about houses and buying them and dead rent, then some dodgy i love you personal issues posts.


  • #4
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    "You need to get a trade when you finish school"

    I wish I never listened to them. Now I have a trade but stuck in a career I despise.


  • #5
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    you're my first.


  • #6
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Don't be silly, I've seen loads that are smaller.


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  • #7
    franktheplank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    Daddy?


  • #8
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    third time i've seen this here

    and

    Bohr model


  • #9
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,114 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    "Yes"

    Which was said in response to my question "Should I bother to go and see Prometheus? "


  • #10
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    I grew up with the serious misconception that I lived in a Republic in which everyone had an equal vote.

    Turns out I live in a country in which those who control the banking system have a 99.9% share of the votes and the rest of us have what's left. :mad:


  • #11
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    "It's so big"


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  • #12
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    "searched and couldn't find a thread"

    LIAR!!!


  • #13
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Don't worry about it. Everyone cums prematurely during their first time.


  • #14
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Feels like a real vagina or your money back


  • #15
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    "searched and couldn't find a thread"

    LIAR!!!

    Why must you turn this thread into a HOUSE OF LIES?!


  • #16
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Santa. :mad:


  • #17
    jazz101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭jazz101


    Oh we're so very precious you and I
    And everything that you do makes me want to die
    Oh I just told the biggest lie
    I just told the biggest lie


  • #18
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM630Z8lho8


  • #19
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Santa. :mad:

    Yup, still haven't quite come to terms with it :(


  • #20
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Santa. :mad:

    ok...I'll give you that.

    That one might have been a conspiracy :pac:

    Only messing, happy chrimbo RTDH! :)


  • #21
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

    In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


    IT WAS SHYTE.


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  • #22
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Ghandee wrote: »
    You should watch moone-boy, its really funny.

    In fact, it'd probably be one of the best comedies made in the last decade.


    IT WAS SHYTE.

    100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.


  • #23
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    My uncle used to tell his kids that when the ice-cream van played music, it meant he had no ice cream left.


  • #24
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    keith16 wrote: »
    100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.

    The 'fat' bird from the movie was the sexiest by far though.

    I like my ladies with meat on em ;)


  • #25
    Neewbie_noob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Neewbie_noob


    keith16 wrote: »
    100% agreed. And another thing, the inbetweeners is overrated as fuck, the movie was utter bollox.

    +1 Movie was bollocks

    Series was pure comedy Gold. Epic cinematography. Deserves a nobel prize.


  • #26
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,653 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    I'm not wearing a tie at all...


  • #27
    Neewbie_noob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Neewbie_noob


    Voodoomelon wrote: »
    I'm not wearing a tie at all...



  • #28
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I was told that quantum particles have no definite position.


  • #29
    tonycascarino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭tonycascarino


    I'm not really Tony Cascarino


  • #30
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    castletownman wrote: »
    Don't worry about it. Everyone cums prematurely during their first time.

    thats true
    unless your really really really drunk


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  • #31
    RidleyRider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    YOU'RE ALL LYING SANTA IS REAL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!

    I'M NOT LISTENING 'LALALALALALALA'

    :pac:


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