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Preparation for big day of drinking

  • 10-12-2012 09:35PM
    #1
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭


    Can anyone gimme some hints and tips to ready myself for a big day of drinking where we have certain timelines per pub rtc.

    I want to give myself the best possible chance.


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  • #2
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Drink water.


  • #3
    recyclops
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭recyclops


    Really tight underwear as it slows down blood flow stopping alcohol getting to your liver as fast


  • #4
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Start drinking 3 or 4 days in advance to prepare yourself.


  • #5
    Caveman1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    Drink bottles, not pints.


  • #6
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Don't drink out of damp glasses.


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  • #7
    cardwizzard
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    Full stomach, plenty of sleep beforehand and drink at your own pace, feck them.


  • #8
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    BrendanSmith wrote:
    Can anyone gimme some hints and tips to ready myself for a big day of drinking where we have certain timelines per pub rtc.

    I want to give myself the best possible chance.

    You aren't Brendan Smith, ex-TD and Minister for Agriculture?





    Because that would make sense.


  • #9
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Santa hat, cheap beer places, xmassy songs and completely enjoying the xmas spirit with spirits :D or beer whichever really, wanting to do this finally this year, itll be my first one so good luck to me :):pac:


  • #10
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Inject alcohol directly into your veins , it'll save your mouth for later.


  • #11
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    Just remember that when you've had a few drinks and people look at you funny they either fancy you or want to fight you.


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  • #12
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I thought all the rtc's were 'IT's now...


  • #13
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Caveman1 wrote: »
    Drink bottles, not pints.
    Please hand over your mancard.


  • #14
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    later12 wrote: »
    On the evening before you spend a Friday or Saturday night on the lash, clean your house/ apartment, make your lunch and breakfast for the next day, and leave a recovery pack (chocolate, lucozade, painkillers) on your bedside locker.

    That way, when you get up, your house is clean and stress-free and your lunch has been made, and everything is as hassle free as possible.

    Also, on nights out you should always keep a €20 stashed somewhere on your person,but not in your wallet. That way, if you lose your wallet, you can still take a taxi home.

    Also, put your house key on an old shoelace or some manner of chain, and tie it around you neck. The easiest way to lose your house-keys is by placing them in your pocket, and have them fall out when you stand up from where you've been sitting.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76734220

    Nuffsed.


  • #15
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    cardwizzard wrote: »
    Smoke some heroin before heading out, it provides great soakage.

    Good point actually, I read that somewhere before.


  • #16
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    Please hand over your mancard.

    Is that some sort of duck?


  • #17
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Pretend to drink beer but instead go into the bathroom to "refill". If you have a Budweiser glass no-one will know.


  • #18
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Caveman1 wrote: »
    Drink bottles, not pints.

    Cant, against the rules
    cardwizzard wrote: »
    Full stomach, plenty of sleep beforehand and drink at your own pace, feck them.

    Dosnt start till 3, whats a good soakage pre-drinking meal?


  • #19
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Is that some sort of duck?
    Yeah, a gay one.


  • #20
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Cant, against the rules



    Dosnt start till 3, whats a good soakage pre-drinking meal?

    Potatoes...not chips, regular spuds...none of your fancy stuff.


  • #21
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Potatoes...not chips, regular spuds...none of your fancy stuff.


    Wouldnt have thought of that but it makes sense.
    Good man


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  • #22
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    I'd recommend a brown trout before heading out.


  • #23
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    I'd recommend a brown trout before heading out.


    What does that mean?


  • #24
    Falcone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭Falcone


    Eat alot, and then some more. Have 7 Whopper burgers 1 hr b4 you start and you will out-last them all.


  • #25
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Falcone wrote: »
    Eat alot, and then some more. Have 7 Whopper burgers 1 hr b4 you start and you will out-last them all.

    Make that 7 Double Bacon Whoppers.


  • #26
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You can get those lifeline pills in the pharmacy beforehand. I think you take some of them before you start boozing.

    Have a glass of water for every drink, particularly after 3 or 4.

    Do you smoke? Smoking makes my hangovers much worse and I always smoke more when I'm boozin'.

    Morning after you'll need a fry. And a place to poop out said fry quite soon after the fry has been had.


  • #27
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Eat, drink and be merry.

    **** the following morning is a good way to cure the hangover. Sweat some of the drink and bad vitamins out of you. A good ripping fart will settle the stomach as well

    Cold pizza and curry leftovers can also come in handy.


  • #28
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    brendansmith wrote: »
    What does that mean?

    Taking a dump I assume.

    Plenty of rest beforehand, pace yourself - don't race anyone. Adopt a mentality of not going out purely to get langers or you'll get ahead of yourself and something bad could happen i.e massive drunkeness. Eat well before you go out, any 'good' dinner should be useful for this purpose. Drink water or milk before hand (it works, I felt good after a night out doing this). Pre-empting the hangover: drink water when you come in and do the same waking up. Waking up in a bright room helps me personally so I've the blinds a little bit open. Mentality thing.

    And that's it, my morals are gone out the window now that I'm encouraging a massive drink session and one that could kill ya - setting up a thread shows intent of a serious one. Good luck and enjoy.


  • #29
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A couple of big carvery meals during the day will make all the difference

    one at 3.30 and another one just before 7


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A few valium before drinking and you'll be grand


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  • #31
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Falcone wrote: »
    Eat alot, and then some more. Have 7 Whopper burgers 1 hr b4 you start and you will out-last them all.

    The whole purpose of this thread is to give myself the best possible chance of not getting sick and delaying the inevitable messiness until I have a few pubs under my belt.
    A shock to the system like 7 whoppers would but me on the floor after my first beer
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You can get those lifeline pills in the pharmacy beforehand. I think you take some of them before you start boozing.

    Have a glass of water for every drink, particularly after 3 or 4.

    Why life line pills? Are they 'perker uppers'

    Good call on the water, will have to keep that in mind and not let the machoness rule me
    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    **** the following morning is a good way to cure the hangover. Sweat some of the drink and bad vitamins out of you. A good ripping fart will settle the stomach as well

    Good points


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