Russian PM confirms aliens have visited Earth

Richard Dower · 09-12-2012 11:19AM #1

I knew it! :eek:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/I-Have-Secret-Files-on-Aliens-Visiting-Earth-Says-Prime-Minister-Dmitry-Medvedev-Video-313234.shtml

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 09-12-2012 11:22AM

More detailed information on this topic you can get from a well-known movie called ‘Men in Black’.....” Mr. Medvedev added.

Cheers for that...

Pottler · 09-12-2012 11:24AM

This is so old. Sure everyone knows they're everywhere. Some countries have fully embraced our ET friends and I applaud that - I went through an airport the other day and they even had a separate queue for them there are so many visiting - huge sign -"EU Citizens" one way, "Aliens" the other.

The funny thing is, I'd expected them to be small and green, with funny shaped heads, but most of them lads I saw looked normal enough. The Aliens seem to like leather jackets though..

Richard Dower · 09-12-2012 11:25AM

Pottler wrote: »

This is so old. Sure everyone knows they're everywhere. Some countries have fully embraced our ET friends and I applaud that - I went through an airport the other day and they even had a separate queue for them there are so many visiting - huge sign -"EU Citizens" one way, "Aliens" the other.

The funny thing is, I'd expected them to be small and green, with funny shaped heads, but most of them lads I saw looked normal enough. The Aliens seem to like leather jackets though..

Scientologists perhaps.....?

Wibbs · 09-12-2012 11:27AM

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

dodderangler · 09-12-2012 11:30AM

Sure aliens were always on earth
Just look at Susan Boyle or Michael Higgins
Too ugly to be human

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 09-12-2012 11:37AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

In fairness, that is probably more of a news story. Only just, admidttedly. But it all pales into insignificance when they completely bypass the story of three otters flooded out of their homes! What is wrong with journalism these days?

09-12-2012 11:49AM

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

Richard Dower · 09-12-2012 12:08PM

Deleted User wrote: »

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

That's nothing.....plenty of trolls right here on this forum

AnonoBoy · 09-12-2012 02:26PM

I take back everything bad I said about Conspiracy Theorists.

The Illuminati are here.

I for one welcome etc. etc.

Shryke · 09-12-2012 02:39PM

It's all a smoke screen in order for Jesus to return, with lazer beams and dinosaurs. Rwwaaaaaarrr.

Capt'n Midnight · 09-12-2012 03:16PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HB-JZWFh-s

bodhrandude · 09-12-2012 03:43PM

Well I guess thats the aliens gathering up the kids to start over again while the rest of us get blown away by the suns flare

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squod · 09-12-2012 04:11PM

Deleted User wrote: »

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

Best film ever,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM

ScumLord · 09-12-2012 04:22PM

Those aliens forgot to pay Ireland's alien tax then. It's currently just 500 billion euros, a late fee of 50 billion will be applied it they don't pay up before the end of the year. We will accept gold or other preciousness metals as payment.

squod · 09-12-2012 04:29PM

dilithium crystals surely?

MJ23 · 09-12-2012 05:07PM

Sure doesn't an alien work for RTE in the sports department?

AnonoBoy · 09-12-2012 05:14PM

MJ23 wrote: »

Sure doesn't an alien work for RTE in the sports department?

Peter Collins?

pablomakaveli · 09-12-2012 05:16PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Peter Collins?

Na its Marty Morrissey. Everyone knows that.

Duckworth_Luas · 09-12-2012 06:34PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Na its Marty Morrissey. Everyone knows that.

Marty Morrissey is not an alien, he's an interdimensional being.

It would take Carl Sagan to describe it fully but lets just say that the extra dimensions in Marty's reality explains his forehead in this one!

Ghandee · 09-12-2012 06:47PM

I never got this 'PM'

Even if I did, I can't speak Russian anyway.

What did it say folks?

TeddyTedson · 09-12-2012 08:42PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VNEnRFm3w

She's so calm about it too. "Let's leave that there". She obviously knew for a long time herself being in the news industry.
As someone who was once possible abducted by aliens, I'm not at all surprised.

admiralofthefleet · 09-12-2012 09:28PM

Linda Martin must be so exited that her family are returning to earth

Auldloon · 09-12-2012 09:48PM

Ghandee wrote: »

I never got this 'PM'

Even if I did, I can't speak Russian anyway.

What did it say folks?

Quick google there, basically we are doomed. Don't even bother with the tin foil hat.

Falcone · 10-12-2012 09:53PM

I would love to see the faces of the fools when the Aliens decide to make themselves known to us. Make no mistake, we are mere ants at best, to them.

TeddyTedson · 10-12-2012 09:57PM

I'm still waiting a very special boardsies reaction to this...
Now if he's just get out of the conspiracies forum for one minute.

squod · 10-12-2012 10:06PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm still waiting a very special boardsies reaction to this...

I for one welcome our new..........
Fukh your intergalactic space ship, I've a horse outside.
Thinly veiled ''I know more about aliens than you''.
They haz Elvis
Finally, this absolutely proves that God may or may not exist.

120_Minutes · 10-12-2012 10:16PM

In before run_to_da_hills.

what annoys me is sky news found kate ****ing midleton throwing up again more important....

Falcone · 10-12-2012 10:21PM

Love the Jokes, very witty. Pity the fools with no imagination of the reality we live in.

120_Minutes · 10-12-2012 10:26PM

Falcone wrote: »

Love the Jokes, very witty. Pity the fools with no imagination of the reality we live in.

"I don't know kid, I can imagine quite a bit!"

Falcone · 10-12-2012 10:37PM

120_Minutes wrote: »

"I don't know kid, I can imagine quite a bit!"

I have faith there are aliens observing and interacting with earth. In fact you could say its my Religion.
The fact that I have faith means I am legally obliged to inform you that any criticism of my faith is tantamount to blasphemy.

This is illegal under Irish law, so be very very careful.

Russian PM confirms aliens have visited Earth

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