Russian PM confirms aliens have visited Earth

Richard Dower

I knew it! :eek:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/I-Have-Secret-Files-on-Aliens-Visiting-Earth-Says-Prime-Minister-Dmitry-Medvedev-Video-313234.shtml

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

More detailed information on this topic you can get from a well-known movie called ‘Men in Black’.....” Mr. Medvedev added.

Cheers for that...

Pottler

This is so old. Sure everyone knows they're everywhere. Some countries have fully embraced our ET friends and I applaud that - I went through an airport the other day and they even had a separate queue for them there are so many visiting - huge sign -"EU Citizens" one way, "Aliens" the other.

The funny thing is, I'd expected them to be small and green, with funny shaped heads, but most of them lads I saw looked normal enough. The Aliens seem to like leather jackets though..

Richard Dower

Pottler wrote: »

This is so old. Sure everyone knows they're everywhere. Some countries have fully embraced our ET friends and I applaud that - I went through an airport the other day and they even had a separate queue for them there are so many visiting - huge sign -"EU Citizens" one way, "Aliens" the other.

The funny thing is, I'd expected them to be small and green, with funny shaped heads, but most of them lads I saw looked normal enough. The Aliens seem to like leather jackets though..

Scientologists perhaps.....?

Wibbs

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

dodderangler

Sure aliens were always on earth
Just look at Susan Boyle or Michael Higgins
Too ugly to be human

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Wibbs wrote: »

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

In fairness, that is probably more of a news story. Only just, admidttedly. But it all pales into insignificance when they completely bypass the story of three otters flooded out of their homes! What is wrong with journalism these days?

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

Richard Dower

Deleted User wrote: »

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

That's nothing.....plenty of trolls right here on this forum

AnonoBoy

I take back everything bad I said about Conspiracy Theorists.

The Illuminati are here.

I for one welcome etc. etc.

Shryke

It's all a smoke screen in order for Jesus to return, with lazer beams and dinosaurs. Rwwaaaaaarrr.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HB-JZWFh-s

bodhrandude

Well I guess thats the aliens gathering up the kids to start over again while the rest of us get blown away by the suns flare .

squod

Deleted User wrote: »

That's nothing. A Norwegian politician admitted there were Trolls in Norway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBuNMHzqmI

Best film ever,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM

ScumLord

Those aliens forgot to pay Ireland's alien tax then. It's currently just 500 billion euros, a late fee of 50 billion will be applied it they don't pay up before the end of the year. We will accept gold or other preciousness metals as payment.

squod

dilithium crystals surely?

MJ23

Sure doesn't an alien work for RTE in the sports department?

AnonoBoy

MJ23 wrote: »

Sure doesn't an alien work for RTE in the sports department?

Peter Collins?

pablomakaveli

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Peter Collins?

Na its Marty Morrissey. Everyone knows that.

Duckworth_Luas

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Na its Marty Morrissey. Everyone knows that.

Marty Morrissey is not an alien, he's an interdimensional being.

It would take Carl Sagan to describe it fully but lets just say that the extra dimensions in Marty's reality explains his forehead in this one!

Ghandee

I never got this 'PM'

Even if I did, I can't speak Russian anyway.


What did it say folks?

TeddyTedson

Wibbs wrote: »

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VNEnRFm3w

She's so calm about it too. "Let's leave that there". She obviously knew for a long time herself being in the news industry.
As someone who was once possible abducted by aliens, I'm not at all surprised.

admiralofthefleet

Linda Martin must be so exited that her family are returning to earth

Auldloon

Ghandee wrote: »

I never got this 'PM'

Even if I did, I can't speak Russian anyway.


What did it say folks?

Quick google there, basically we are doomed. Don't even bother with the tin foil hat.

Falcone

I would love to see the faces of the fools when the Aliens decide to make themselves known to us. Make no mistake, we are mere ants at best, to them.

TeddyTedson

I'm still waiting a very special boardsies reaction to this...
Now if he's just get out of the conspiracies forum for one minute.

squod

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm still waiting a very special boardsies reaction to this...

I for one welcome our new..........
Fukh your intergalactic space ship, I've a horse outside.
Thinly veiled ''I know more about aliens than you''.
They haz Elvis
Finally, this absolutely proves that God may or may not exist.

120_Minutes

In before run_to_da_hills.

what annoys me is sky news found kate ****ing midleton throwing up again more important....

Falcone

Love the Jokes, very witty. Pity the fools with no imagination of the reality we live in.

120_Minutes

Falcone wrote: »

Love the Jokes, very witty. Pity the fools with no imagination of the reality we live in.

"I don't know kid, I can imagine quite a bit!"

Falcone

120_Minutes wrote: »

"I don't know kid, I can imagine quite a bit!"

I have faith there are aliens observing and interacting with earth. In fact you could say its my Religion.
The fact that I have faith means I am legally obliged to inform you that any criticism of my faith is tantamount to blasphemy.

This is illegal under Irish law, so be very very careful.

Wattle

They walk among us already and they are known as Crystal Swing.

tiger55

Wibbs wrote: »

Subtitles would be handy. Actually there's another youtube video from Sky news where they start the report on said aliens are among us and interrupt it before too long to bring more news of kate and her royal effin embryo. Classic.

turn captions on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPigVM7mpAo

TeddyTedson

Falcone wrote: »

I have faith there are aliens observing and interacting with earth. In fact you could say its my Religion.
The fact that I have faith means I am legally obliged to inform you that any criticism of my faith is tantamount to blasphemy.

This is illegal under Irish law, so be very very careful.

I'd love to see you bring such a case to the courts.

ScumLord

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm still waiting a very special boardsies reaction to this...
Now if he's just get out of the conspiracies forum for one minute.

It's strange he's not in here, maybe he's been silenced or is currently on the run from the men in black? If only we'd listened.

TeddyTedson

ScumLord wrote: »

It's strange he's not in here, maybe he's been silenced or is currently on the run from the men in black? If only we'd listened.

He gets a bit of a hard time but I really like him. It's great there are people out there who will question absolutely everything! Not that I'd agree with a lot of it.

FlawedGenius

If people doubt aliens have ever visited earth u should watch Ancient Aliens. Brilliant programme.

Thrill

They're here to do some Christmas shopping. They'll be gone again soon.

Grimreaper666

Or maybe they're going to bail us out!! Mind you i doubt they could even afford to at this stage.............:(

Celly Smunt

Thrill wrote: »

They're here to do some Christmas shopping. They'll be gone again soon.

I know country people coming to dublin to do shopping is frequent this time of year,but it's a bit rude to call them aliens.

policarp

Irish PM can confirm that Ireland was full of Aleiens before the budget.