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God.

  • 28-11-2012 10:37AM
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭


    Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)


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  • #2
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    What do you think?


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Have you seen what a Platypus looks like? Of course he does.

    Then there's the biggest practical joke of them all, the appendix.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Which one?


  • #5
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Yes i do, thanks for asking.


  • #6
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I reckon she does.


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  • #7
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Of course not, because he doesn't exist.


  • #8
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Which one?

    Your one.


  • #9
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I don't think God has a sense of anything, not existing and all.


  • #10
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Never mix religion and humour. Comedy's far too important.


  • #11
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

    Looking at his followers, you'd hope so for his own sake.


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  • #12
    Myrddin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Which god?


  • #13
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    The flying spagetti monster (blessed be his noodleiness) has many senses of humour.


  • #14
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    9959 wrote: »
    Never mix religion and humour. Comedy's far too important.

    "God, what will we do with all these left over foreskins?"

    "I dunno, put them on their elbows".

    Billy Connolly (based on a True Story)


  • #15
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    How can you have a sense of humour if you don't exist?

    *Can opened.........................no worms inside*

    Crap, I brought the wrong can..................................then what did I give my dog!?! :eek:


  • #16
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour.
    And when I die, i expect to find him laughing.


  • #17
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Plazaman wrote: »
    "God, what will we do with all these left over foreskins?"

    "I dunno, put them on their elbows".

    Billy Connolly (based on a True Story)

    I've heard of not knowing your arse from your elbow, but that's even worse!


  • #18
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I reckon she does.


  • #19
    positron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    kneemos wrote: »
    Your one.

    You are assuming he has only one god. :cool: There are folks out there with 330 million gods.


  • #20
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    positron wrote: »
    You are assuming he has only one god. :cool: There are folks out there with 330 million gods.

    I would draw the line at 300 million, 330 million is mad stuff.


  • #21
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    You think the religion forum is too scary, yet you post about god in ah?! :D


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  • #22
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZRGPg5laDU


    Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
    Slashed her wrists, bored with life
    Didn't succeed, thank the Lord
    For small mercies

    Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
    Sixteen candles burn in her mind
    She takes the blame, it's always the same
    She goes down on her knees and prays

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
    Found new life in Jesus Christ
    Hit by a car, ended up
    On a life support machine

    Summer's day, as she passed away
    Birds were singing in the summer sky
    Then came the rain, and once again
    A tear fell from her mother's eye

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
    And when I die I expect to find Him laughing


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    flutterflye wrote: »
    You think the religion forum is too scary, yet you post about god in ah?! :D

    Yes ?


  • #24
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I bet he thinks sex is funny. There's nothing funnier then the ridiculous faces people make during it.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

    Look in the mirror, I think you'll find your answer there.


  • #26
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    If god was the designer, he's the biggest cowboy builder of them all.


  • #27
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Look in the mirror, I think you'll find your answer there.

    Just had a look,probably wasn't his best day but pretty damn good.


  • #28
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I'm dyslexic and I think dogs do have a sense of humour. They can be very playful and good fin so it's only natural to assume they have a sense of humour.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I love dog


  • #30
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Taking from a website
    "But You, O Lord, shall laugh at them; You shall have all the nations in derision." Psalms 59:8
    "The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming." Psalms 37:13
    "Darts are regarded as straw; He laughs at the threat of javelins." Job 41:29

    God laughs at men because of the futility of their efforts. Yet, it is evident enough that there are things that the Lord finds funny.

    So he made us for his entertainment


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  • #31
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I suppose greek god Thalia do.
    As to Abrahamic gods, no.


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