God.

kneemos

Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

Yakult

What do you think?

GLaDOS

Have you seen what a Platypus looks like? Of course he does.

Then there's the biggest practical joke of them all, the appendix.

Chuck Stone

Which one?

iDave

Yes i do, thanks for asking.

Gran Hermano

I reckon she does.

MagicMarker

Of course not, because he doesn't exist.

kneemos

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Which one?

Your one.

Tar.Aldarion

I don't think God has a sense of anything, not existing and all.

9959

Never mix religion and humour. Comedy's far too important.

Shenshen

kneemos wrote: »

Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

Looking at his followers, you'd hope so for his own sake.

Myrddin

Which god?

yeppydeppy

The flying spagetti monster (blessed be his noodleiness) has many senses of humour.

Plazaman

9959 wrote: »

Never mix religion and humour. Comedy's far too important.

"God, what will we do with all these left over foreskins?"

"I dunno, put them on their elbows".

Billy Connolly (based on a True Story)

Duggy747

How can you have a sense of humour if you don't exist?

*Can opened.........................no worms inside*

Crap, I brought the wrong can..................................then what did I give my dog!?! :eek:

It BeeMee

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God has a sick sense of humour.
And when I die, i expect to find him laughing.

9959

Plazaman wrote: »

"God, what will we do with all these left over foreskins?"

"I dunno, put them on their elbows".

Billy Connolly (based on a True Story)

I've heard of not knowing your arse from your elbow, but that's even worse!

Gran Hermano

I reckon she does.

positron

kneemos wrote: »

Your one.

You are assuming he has only one god. :cool: There are folks out there with 330 million gods.

9959

positron wrote: »

You are assuming he has only one god. :cool: There are folks out there with 330 million gods.

I would draw the line at 300 million, 330 million is mad stuff.

flutterflye

You think the religion forum is too scary, yet you post about god in ah?!

Biggins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZRGPg5laDU

Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists, bored with life
Didn't succeed, thank the Lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame, it's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day, as she passed away
Birds were singing in the summer sky
Then came the rain, and once again
A tear fell from her mother's eye

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

kneemos

flutterflye wrote: »

You think the religion forum is too scary, yet you post about god in ah?!

Yes ?

Riddle101

I bet he thinks sex is funny. There's nothing funnier then the ridiculous faces people make during it.

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

Look in the mirror, I think you'll find your answer there.

Ush1

If god was the designer, he's the biggest cowboy builder of them all.

kneemos

Deleted User wrote: »

Look in the mirror, I think you'll find your answer there.

Just had a look,probably wasn't his best day but pretty damn good.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm dyslexic and I think dogs do have a sense of humour. They can be very playful and good fin so it's only natural to assume they have a sense of humour.

I love dog

Oranage2

Taking from a website

"But You, O Lord, shall laugh at them; You shall have all the nations in derision." Psalms 59:8
"The Lord laughs at him, for He sees that his day is coming." Psalms 37:13
"Darts are regarded as straw; He laughs at the threat of javelins." Job 41:29

God laughs at men because of the futility of their efforts. Yet, it is evident enough that there are things that the Lord finds funny.

So he made us for his entertainment

biko

I suppose greek god Thalia do.
As to Abrahamic gods, no.

Sarky

He must have a sense of humour. How else would you explain religious people?

Biggins

Ush1 wrote: »

If god was the designer, he's the biggest cowboy builder of them all.

Aye, putting the tunnel of love so near to the waste disposal unit!

Shocking planning!

not yet

Altogether now......Oh lord it's so hard to be humble.

He gotta have a sense of humour when you look at piss flaps and ball sacks.

Ush1

Biggins wrote: »

Aye, putting the tunnel of love so near to the waste disposal unit!

Shocking planning!

:pac:

But which is which?? :P

not yet

Ush1 wrote: »

:pac:

But which is which?? :P

Matter of preference, do ya want it tight or do ya want it wet.

Death and Taxes

kneemos wrote: »

Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

There is no god FFS, its like asking if invisible rabbits have a sense of humour, they dont exist either!

jester77

Wait, now before I give my opinion, what's the story with that Irish blasphemy law?

Shenshen

WileyCoyote wrote: »

There is no god FFS, its like asking if invisible rabbits have a sense of humour, they dont exist either!

Yes, but I find that funny as hell!

_GOD_

Take some other dude's wife please.

ejmaztec

kneemos wrote: »

Do you think god has a sense of humour?(not going to the religious forum as it's too scary)

Well, AH is the new home of the A&A forum, so you're in the right place.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Celly Smunt

My god's a reasonable man.

Shryke

My gods a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman.

Celly Smunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxV0Gp4_6_0

I suggest watching the whole thing,Skip to 3:55 for the god part,it's bloody deadly.

Neewbie_noob

Gran Hermano wrote: »

I reckon she does.

OH :eek:

NegativeCreep

Ever sit on your own balls? Of course he has a sense of humour.

kneemos

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Ever sit on your own balls? Of course he has a sense of humour.

I think you need y fronts dude.

NegativeCreep

kneemos wrote: »

I think you need y fronts dude.

Not enough room.

krudler

_GOD_ wrote: »

Take some other dude's wife please.

Ah, tis yourself.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Wouldn't it be funny if God really did exist and all the atheists went to hell on Judgement Day, imagine the look on their faces. :D