34 days to xmas but 30 til the end of the world?

davet82 · 21-11-2012 12:18PM #1

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?

anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

Duggy747 · 21-11-2012 12:20PM

Don't forget SARS, that was going to kill us all.

Or at least make us turn Japanese, as one song had warned us.

Mint Sauce · 21-11-2012 12:22PM

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?

anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

You tell us, already a few threads on this.

21-11-2012 12:24PM

You forgot these ones:

:pac:
:eek:
:mad:

Big Nasty · 21-11-2012 12:25PM

10 days to December - can we leave the Christmas threads until then please?

21-11-2012 12:26PM

My calendar runs out on 31st December so that's when the world will end.

Although I thought the same last year and it didn't, strangely.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 21-11-2012 12:27PM

I for one welcome the end of the world. Maybe the next one won't be as sh!t as this one.

El Horseboxo · 21-11-2012 12:32PM

The Mayans never predicted the world will end in 2012.

The Snipe · 21-11-2012 12:44PM

The myans used a different calander then we did; and they don't account for leapyears. So if I'm correct according to them, then the world should have ended a good few years ago.

tolosenc · 21-11-2012 12:44PM

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

Probably the same people who believe in astrology and the like. Or the ones who watch Psychic Readings Live on TV3, but not for its comedic value.

BrensBenz · 21-11-2012 12:53PM

There is another way to view this "end of the world" thing: the World (our everything) travels one-way in Time. Therefore, the World which existed when I started this drivle is gone forever. The Mayans and even that loolah with the sandwich board are right. The World is constantly ending but we probably won't even notice!
On a similar (but not really) topic, I also have a solution to the Creation vs. Evolution debate: A day is the time it takes for the Earth to complete one revolution. In the beginning, shortly after Big Bang, an Earth revolution might have taken 24 hours or 24 million of what we now call years. Six days (six Earth revolutions) could have taken billions (or RTE millions) of what we now call years, loads of time for God to make all of this stuff.
Feel free to PM me for any more solutions to Life's mysteries.

Quagmire77 · 21-11-2012 12:56PM

The Mayan culture disappeared long before their calendar ended.....never predicted that sh*t!!

davet82 · 21-11-2012 01:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

You forgot these ones:

:pac:
:eek:
:mad:

damn i nearly had a full house

MCMLXXV wrote: »

10 days to December - can we leave the Christmas threads until then please?

in all fairness its not the most festive of threads :pac:

bluewolf wrote: »

My calendar runs out on 31st December so that's when the world will end.

Although I thought the same last year and it didn't, strangely.

Thats going on my list too

davet82 · 21-11-2012 01:05PM

El Horseboxo wrote: »

The Mayans never predicted the world will end in 2012.

The History Channel says otherwise

joydivision · 21-11-2012 01:12PM

Yeah the mayans could predict the future and still died out . Talk about waste of magic powers .

franktheplank · 21-11-2012 01:15PM

So no need to buy prezzies?

And if anyone questions, take it up with the Mayans mofo!

Larbre34 · 21-11-2012 01:35PM

If it takes Armageddon to deal with Geordie Shore and The Valleys, Ill welcome it, and wish the very best of luck to the next civilisation in getting it right

21-11-2012 01:37PM

Larbre34 wrote: »

If it takes Armageddon to deal with Geordie Shore and The Valleys, Ill welcome it, and wish the very best of luck to the next civilisation in getting it right

Armageddon not needed, I find my remote control is very effective at dealing with these shows.

fishy fishy · 21-11-2012 01:39PM

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?

anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

I suggest you go home and take the iodine pill that our govt gave to us, and you'll feel better about things in the morning.

sebastianlieken · 21-11-2012 01:45PM

The Snipe wrote: »

The myans used a different calander then we did; and they don't account for leapyears. So if I'm correct according to them, then the world should have ended a good few years ago.

In fairness, if they had the foresight capable of predicting the end of the world, i'm sure they could have found out that we'd be using leap years aswell. In fact... they probably factored that into their equation so we are all actually buggered afterall! :pac:

davet82 · 21-11-2012 03:19PM

fishy fishy wrote: »

I suggest you go home and take the iodine pill that our govt gave to us, and you'll feel better about things in the morning.

probably best i take my prescribed medication

1ZRed · 21-11-2012 03:33PM

Orgy at my house. The rents will be gone on Holliday.

Be grand like

Larbre34 · 21-11-2012 04:00PM

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Armageddon not needed, I find my remote control is very effective at dealing with these shows.

Its like a tree falling in the woods, just because you turn them off doesnt mean they arent still breathing, thats the bit I have a problem with.

Lawrence1895 · 21-11-2012 04:02PM

And so many people spent a fortune on chistmas presents once again? Well...maybe as a sacrifice to the ancient gods :pac:

murphyaii · 21-11-2012 04:19PM

remote viewing tibetan oracle predicts we will go through 2 weeks of no electricity or communication and that we will be saved by et's before we kill ourselves by nuclear termination.

http://brazilweirdnews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/2012-in-previsions-of-oracle-of.html

it's amazing how western society dismisses all these predictions but the eastern world (less educated) believes in them.

:):mad:

M5 · 21-11-2012 04:27PM

BrensBenz wrote: »

There is another way to view this "end of the world" thing: the World (our everything) travels one-way in Time. Therefore, the World which existed when I started this drivle is gone forever. The Mayans and even that loolah with the sandwich board are right. The World is constantly ending but we probably won't even notice!
On a similar (but not really) topic, I also have a solution to the Creation vs. Evolution debate: A day is the time it takes for the Earth to complete one revolution. In the beginning, shortly after Big Bang, an Earth revolution might have taken 24 hours or 24 million of what we now call years. Six days (six Earth revolutions) could have taken billions (or RTE millions) of what we now call years, loads of time for God to make all of this stuff.
Feel free to PM me for any more solutions to Life's mysteries.

The earths rotation slowed down to 24 hours it was as fast as 3

BrensBenz · 22-11-2012 10:28AM

M5 wrote: »

The earths rotation slowed down to 24 hours it was as fast as 3

Oh well, back to the drawing board for me!
Just so I'm clear, the sequence was Big Bang, Earth (and Sun) formed instantaneously and already spinning at 3 hours per revolution / day, gradually slowed to 24 hours per revolution / day? So God really had just 18 hours (3 x 6) and not 144 (24 x 6) hours to make everything? Wow! I was always a fan but now I see that God is 800% better than I thought.

I guess my theory on the World constantly ending is also flawed?

davet82 · 22-11-2012 11:35AM

BrensBenz wrote: »

I guess my theory on the World constantly ending is also flawed?

you're probably as right as the mayans

AskMyChocolate · 22-11-2012 11:42AM

If it hasn't already been said. WooHoo sums. Is the answer 4? It is isn't it? Deadly. First dibs on the selection box. I'm gonna go for the Crunchie.

Aah,no fair.

All's fair in selection boxes and war.

Happy Chrimbo all.

Choco

Firefox11 · 22-11-2012 12:08PM

davet82 wrote: »

The History Channel says otherwise

Since when did the History Channel showing anything of "fact" in the past few years.:cool:

davet82 · 22-11-2012 12:15PM

Firefox11 wrote: »

Since when did the History Channel showing anything of "fact" in the past few years.:cool:

eh that show Ancient Aliens for example...

FACT!!

:P

34 days to xmas but 30 til the end of the world?

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