34 days to xmas but 30 til the end of the world?

davet82

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?


anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

Duggy747

Don't forget SARS, that was going to kill us all.

Or at least make us turn Japanese, as one song had warned us.

Mint Sauce

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?


anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

You tell us, already a few threads on this.

You forgot these ones:

:pac:
:eek:
:mad:

Big Nasty

10 days to December - can we leave the Christmas threads until then please?

My calendar runs out on 31st December so that's when the world will end.

Although I thought the same last year and it didn't, strangely.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I for one welcome the end of the world. Maybe the next one won't be as sh!t as this one.

El Horseboxo

The Mayans never predicted the world will end in 2012.

The Snipe

The myans used a different calander then we did; and they don't account for leapyears. So if I'm correct according to them, then the world should have ended a good few years ago.

tolosenc

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

Probably the same people who believe in astrology and the like. Or the ones who watch Psychic Readings Live on TV3, but not for its comedic value.

BrensBenz

There is another way to view this "end of the world" thing: the World (our everything) travels one-way in Time. Therefore, the World which existed when I started this drivle is gone forever. The Mayans and even that loolah with the sandwich board are right. The World is constantly ending but we probably won't even notice!
On a similar (but not really) topic, I also have a solution to the Creation vs. Evolution debate: A day is the time it takes for the Earth to complete one revolution. In the beginning, shortly after Big Bang, an Earth revolution might have taken 24 hours or 24 million of what we now call years. Six days (six Earth revolutions) could have taken billions (or RTE millions) of what we now call years, loads of time for God to make all of this stuff.
Feel free to PM me for any more solutions to Life's mysteries.

Quagmire77

The Mayan culture disappeared long before their calendar ended.....never predicted that sh*t!!

davet82

Deleted User wrote: »

You forgot these ones:

:pac:
:eek:
:mad:

damn i nearly had a full house

MCMLXXV wrote: »

10 days to December - can we leave the Christmas threads until then please?

in all fairness its not the most festive of threads :pac:

bluewolf wrote: »

My calendar runs out on 31st December so that's when the world will end.

Although I thought the same last year and it didn't, strangely.

Thats going on my list too

davet82

El Horseboxo wrote: »

The Mayans never predicted the world will end in 2012.

The History Channel says otherwise

joydivision

Yeah the mayans could predict the future and still died out . Talk about waste of magic powers .

franktheplank

So no need to buy prezzies?

And if anyone questions, take it up with the Mayans mofo!

Larbre34

If it takes Armageddon to deal with Geordie Shore and The Valleys, Ill welcome it, and wish the very best of luck to the next civilisation in getting it right

RobbieTheRobber

Larbre34 wrote: »

If it takes Armageddon to deal with Geordie Shore and The Valleys, Ill welcome it, and wish the very best of luck to the next civilisation in getting it right

Armageddon not needed, I find my remote control is very effective at dealing with these shows.

fishy fishy

davet82 wrote: »

ok who believes in the mayans prediction the world will end this year?

because i want be the first to pm you a happy new year message in 2013

nostradamus another wánker, what has he ever predicted? everything that seems to have happened. how people can decipher his mumbo jumbo to historical events shocks me.

The millenium bug, yup we got out of jail there :rolleyes:

When all our planets lined up and the earth was ripped apart, i must have slept through that one, fair play whoever peiced the earth back together, big thanks

Quarn code, bible code... yawn! trying to make some very boring books interesting me thinks

Scientists... the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:

the danish ancient Norse beliefs suggest the death of the ash heralds the end of mankind...

actually isn't there something happening with ash trees at the moment?


anyways why such obsession with the end of the world?

* Possible thread belongs in ranting and raving

I suggest you go home and take the iodine pill that our govt gave to us, and you'll feel better about things in the morning.

sebastianlieken

The Snipe wrote: »

The myans used a different calander then we did; and they don't account for leapyears. So if I'm correct according to them, then the world should have ended a good few years ago.

In fairness, if they had the foresight capable of predicting the end of the world, i'm sure they could have found out that we'd be using leap years aswell. In fact... they probably factored that into their equation so we are all actually buggered afterall! :pac:

davet82

fishy fishy wrote: »

I suggest you go home and take the iodine pill that our govt gave to us, and you'll feel better about things in the morning.

probably best i take my prescribed medication

1ZRed

Orgy at my house. The rents will be gone on Holliday.

Be grand like

Larbre34

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Armageddon not needed, I find my remote control is very effective at dealing with these shows.

Its like a tree falling in the woods, just because you turn them off doesnt mean they arent still breathing, thats the bit I have a problem with.

Lawrence1895

And so many people spent a fortune on chistmas presents once again? Well...maybe as a sacrifice to the ancient gods :pac:

murphyaii

remote viewing tibetan oracle predicts we will go through 2 weeks of no electricity or communication and that we will be saved by et's before we kill ourselves by nuclear termination.

http://brazilweirdnews.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/2012-in-previsions-of-oracle-of.html

it's amazing how western society dismisses all these predictions but the eastern world (less educated) believes in them.

:):mad:

M5

BrensBenz wrote: »

There is another way to view this "end of the world" thing: the World (our everything) travels one-way in Time. Therefore, the World which existed when I started this drivle is gone forever. The Mayans and even that loolah with the sandwich board are right. The World is constantly ending but we probably won't even notice!
On a similar (but not really) topic, I also have a solution to the Creation vs. Evolution debate: A day is the time it takes for the Earth to complete one revolution. In the beginning, shortly after Big Bang, an Earth revolution might have taken 24 hours or 24 million of what we now call years. Six days (six Earth revolutions) could have taken billions (or RTE millions) of what we now call years, loads of time for God to make all of this stuff.
Feel free to PM me for any more solutions to Life's mysteries.

The earths rotation slowed down to 24 hours it was as fast as 3

BrensBenz

M5 wrote: »

The earths rotation slowed down to 24 hours it was as fast as 3

Oh well, back to the drawing board for me!
Just so I'm clear, the sequence was Big Bang, Earth (and Sun) formed instantaneously and already spinning at 3 hours per revolution / day, gradually slowed to 24 hours per revolution / day? So God really had just 18 hours (3 x 6) and not 144 (24 x 6) hours to make everything? Wow! I was always a fan but now I see that God is 800% better than I thought.

I guess my theory on the World constantly ending is also flawed?

davet82

BrensBenz wrote: »

I guess my theory on the World constantly ending is also flawed?

you're probably as right as the mayans

AskMyChocolate

If it hasn't already been said. WooHoo sums. Is the answer 4? It is isn't it? Deadly. First dibs on the selection box. I'm gonna go for the Crunchie.

Aah,no fair.

All's fair in selection boxes and war.

Happy Chrimbo all.

Choco

Firefox11

davet82 wrote: »

The History Channel says otherwise

Since when did the History Channel showing anything of "fact" in the past few years.:cool:

davet82

Firefox11 wrote: »

Since when did the History Channel showing anything of "fact" in the past few years.:cool:

eh that show Ancient Aliens for example...

FACT!!

:P

Morag

29 days until Winter Solstice.

kfallon

All these fools who think the world is gonna end in December are gonna have some panic in the last few days to get their Xmas shopping done

murphyaii

first, i will not be doing my xmas shopping until the 22nd dec.

i first need to get a candle blessed by the church, with 2 other boxes of them, a container of water to last 2 weeks, a portable gas heater for cooking and a cool box to store food in, a torch and a supermodel to get me by for 2 weeks!

to be honest, i do feel something will happen on the 21st dec.don't know what it is but something, i can feel it.

has anyone heard about the 3 pyramids lining up with the stars on the 3rd dec in 2012 as well?:rolleyes:

Whatsisname

Wouldn't it be just mad if it did

previous user

finally! we'll see an end to this recession.

donegal_road

the Mayan long-count calendar has rolled round 4 times since 01 AD. There is an unusual alignment this 21st of Dec though, pole shift at worst

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20484590

'Doomsday' rumours hit French village of Bugarach



25 November 2012 Last updated at 09:03 Help
A French village is preparing for an influx of mystical groups who are convinced they will escape the end of the world in 2012.
Rumours have been circulating since 2010 that the village of Bugarach, with a population of 200, will provide shelter from an impending Armageddon.
This is expected to be on 21 December 2012, the end of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the ancient Maya calendar.

Ush1

Have you been in any shopping centres coming up to xmas? It already is the end of the bleedin world!

Ush1

Ush1 wrote: »

Have you been in any shopping centres coming up to xmas? It already is the end of the bleedin world!

Never on a Saturday, I buy on-line or during the week in the morning.
I can see what I'm looking for then.

PizzamanIRL

Its just another money making scheme. Im hearing ads on the radio about
an 'End of the world disco'

There'll be end of the world sales in the shops too, watch

iDave

Every civilisation in history (except the Mayans) has believed the end of the world was iminent. We're no different. Expect some bible loon to crack some hidden bible code in the few couple years and predict another armageddon.

Ush1

Deleted User wrote: »

Never on a Saturday, I buy on-line or during the week in the morning.
I can see what I'm looking for then.

Yeah I try and get all my stuff online. More difficult telling that to the missus when she just loves shopping centres at xmas!

up for anything

davet82 wrote: »

the ozone layer is our grandchildrens problem not ours, anyways i heard one of BP sponsored scientist say its all scare moungering like zombies or testicular cancer, its not real :cool:[/SIZE]

tinkerbell

Is there gonna be a thread on this subject every day til Dec 21st now?!?

This was already explained in a previous thread, the world is not ending people!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=81686607&postcount=6

davet82

tinkerbell wrote: »

Is there gonna be a thread on this subject every day til Dec 21st now?!?

This was already explained in a previous thread, the world is not ending people!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=81686607&postcount=6

they're bound to get it right eventually :pac:

omega man

Y2K was the end of it all...............this is all just a dream

dodzy

tinkerbell wrote: »

Is there gonna be a thread on this subject every day til Dec 21st now?!?

This was already explained in a previous thread, the world is not ending people!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=81686607&postcount=6

Yeah, but this is the 13th time of the calendar roll, unlucky for some, and all that stuff

davet82

Told you so!

seamus

Right, so nothing happens when we roll over to the next b'ak'tun.

I betcha the end of the world is actually when we roll over into the first Piktun.

Everyone, take a quick break, stretch your legs, have a cup of coffee, and we'll all meet back here for the real apocalypse on October 13th, 4772.