Ya don't feck with southsiders!!

Madd Finn · 14-11-2012 03:46PM #1

This is great!!!

Southside, PC, multi-culti, middle-class hockey sticks 1 Skanger with knife 0

The Psycho on the Cycle Path got a bit more than he bargained for when he pulled a knife on a woman outside a trendy educate together school in Glenageary, South County Dublin.

A bunch of parents who were delivering their kids to primary school sprang into action, got the kids out of danger and then disarmed the bad guy using their kids' hockey sticks.

Awesome!

And there's some who think that nobody south of the Liffey has had any lessons at the school of hard knocks!!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

ballsymchugh · 14-11-2012 03:48PM

why aren't the gords pursuing a criminal investigation sneachta?

Cabbage_Head · 14-11-2012 03:49PM

Whats with the new fad of early morning bust ups between children and adults these days?

ITS_A_BADGER · 14-11-2012 03:50PM

jaysus i wonder is it the same kid that the guy posted about last week that pulled a knife on em and punched him

Pompey Magnus · 14-11-2012 03:53PM

Was the guy on the bike who was overpowered by a few women a southsider too?

Tombi! · 14-11-2012 03:53PM

Gardai are not pursuing a criminal investigation, and the boy is understood to have been visited by a doctor.

Ah, isn't that nice? You can pull out a knife on someone and it's acceptable under the law.

MagicSean · 14-11-2012 03:55PM

ballsymchugh wrote: »

why aren't the gords pursuing a criminal investigation sneachta?

Juvenile Diversion Program?

MagicSean · 14-11-2012 03:56PM

Is anyone else wondering if this is the same kid that got punched in the other thread?

14-11-2012 03:56PM

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Was the guy on the bike who was overpowered by a few women a southsider too?

What guy on a bike?

Pompey Magnus · 14-11-2012 03:58PM

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

What guy on a bike?

Assumed he was on a bike when it said he was in the cycle lane.

Chucken · 14-11-2012 04:02PM

"a trendy educate together school"

What?

RADIUS · 14-11-2012 04:06PM

Shocked onlookers were heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

Allyall · 14-11-2012 04:10PM

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

jaysus i wonder is it the same kid that the guy posted about last week that pulled a knife on em and punched him

MagicSean wrote: »

Is anyone else wondering if this is the same kid that got punched in the other thread?

He got a Swiss Army pen knife off his dad before he left. He tried to proudly show it to two different people..

14-11-2012 04:11PM

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Assumed he was on a bike when it said he was in the cycle lane.

Im in a pedantic mood so;

It didnt say he was on a cycle track it acctually said a woman was on a cycle track.
"between the teenager and a woman on a cycle path"

RADIUS · 14-11-2012 04:12PM

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Im in a pedantic mood so;

It didnt say he was on a cycle track it acctually said a woman was on a cycle track.
"between the teenager and a woman on a cycle path"

Are you saying shes a bike?

14-11-2012 04:14PM

RADIUS wrote: »

Are you saying shes a bike?

Im saying maybe women should stay off cycle paths in glenageary if they dont want to be threathened with knives!

flutterflye · 14-11-2012 04:24PM

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Thud · 14-11-2012 04:38PM

RADIUS wrote: »

Shocked onlookers where heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

"is that a wusthof or a sabatier?"

14-11-2012 04:40PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Of course it is, everywhere in dublin south of the liffey is!
Most especially Tallaght the seat of South Dublin council.

martomcg · 14-11-2012 04:43PM

the boy produced a table knife.

Looks like he wanted to butter her bread.....:D

WoollyRedHat · 14-11-2012 04:44PM

RADIUS wrote: »

Shocked onlookers where heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

The guy was loike, KNIFE! and then the parents were loike HOCKEY STICK! and the guy was loike, holy fock, only jking mann!! And then I was loike fock it, my mocha's getting cold and walked on.

flutterflye wrote: »

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Posher than Sallynoggin, but that's it really, it despairs being stuck in the middle of it all and tries to assert itself but to no avail.

charlemont · 14-11-2012 04:47PM

MagicSean wrote: »

Juvenile Diversion Program?

A wet towel or a phone book would be more appropriate for the fool.

Spiritual · 14-11-2012 04:52PM

"No one was injured in the incident, but a number of children were said to be distressed by what they had seen"

Lawsuits being filed I am guessing.

Cienciano · 14-11-2012 04:53PM

Madd Finn wrote: »

And there's some who think that nobody south of the Liffey has had any lessons at the school of hard knocks!!

And they've obviously never been to Crumlin, Tallaght, Bluebell, Ballyfermot, Clondalkin, Walkinstown, Kimmage, Ringsend, Drimnagh, Dolphins Barn, Jobstown, Palmerstown, Ronanstown, Inchicore or almost anywhere central inside the canal to the west of Dublin Castle.

Conall Cernach · 14-11-2012 04:55PM

It was a feckin' table knife. Not exactly Crocodile Dundee stuff.

Tombi! · 14-11-2012 05:05PM

Conall Cernach wrote: »

It was a feckin' table knife. Not exactly Crocodile Dundee stuff.

You can still bludgeon someone to death with it.
Speaking from experience at least.

the groutch · 14-11-2012 05:48PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Gardai are not pursuing a criminal investigation, and the boy is understood to have been visited by a doctor.

Ah, isn't that nice? You can pull out a knife on someone and it's acceptable under the law.

if you're under 18 you seem to be immune from the law, hopefully there's something from that children's referendum that will change that.

OneArt · 14-11-2012 05:49PM

the groutch wrote: »

if you're under 18 you seem to be immune from the law, hopefully there's something from that children's referendum that will change that.

Guillotine all the children!

Madd Finn · 14-11-2012 06:30PM

Chucken wrote: »

"a trendy educate together school"

What?

Read all about it.

I'm not knocking them. They're just like, not Da Brudders. That's all I'm saying.

Fratton Fred · 14-11-2012 06:46PM

Glenageary my arse, it's practically the Noggin!

Elmer Blooker · 14-11-2012 07:34PM

martomcg wrote: »

Looks like he wanted to butter her bread ciabatta .....:D

it was an attempted mugging I'd say.
"hand over your ciabatta with goat's cheese and sun dried tomatoes or I'll knife you.... roysh!"

Ya don't feck with southsiders!!

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