Ya don't feck with southsiders!!

Madd Finn

This is great!!!

Southside, PC, multi-culti, middle-class hockey sticks 1 Skanger with knife 0


The Psycho on the Cycle Path got a bit more than he bargained for when he pulled a knife on a woman outside a trendy educate together school in Glenageary, South County Dublin.

A bunch of parents who were delivering their kids to primary school sprang into action, got the kids out of danger and then disarmed the bad guy using their kids' hockey sticks.

Awesome!

And there's some who think that nobody south of the Liffey has had any lessons at the school of hard knocks!!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

ballsymchugh

why aren't the gords pursuing a criminal investigation sneachta?

Cabbage_Head

Whats with the new fad of early morning bust ups between children and adults these days?

ITS_A_BADGER

jaysus i wonder is it the same kid that the guy posted about last week that pulled a knife on em and punched him

Pompey Magnus

Was the guy on the bike who was overpowered by a few women a southsider too?

Tombi!

Gardai are not pursuing a criminal investigation, and the boy is understood to have been visited by a doctor.

Ah, isn't that nice? You can pull out a knife on someone and it's acceptable under the law.

MagicSean

ballsymchugh wrote: »

why aren't the gords pursuing a criminal investigation sneachta?

Juvenile Diversion Program?

MagicSean

Is anyone else wondering if this is the same kid that got punched in the other thread?

RobbieTheRobber

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Was the guy on the bike who was overpowered by a few women a southsider too?

What guy on a bike?

Pompey Magnus

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

What guy on a bike?

Assumed he was on a bike when it said he was in the cycle lane.

Chucken

"a trendy educate together school"

What?

RADIUS

Shocked onlookers were heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

Allyall

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

jaysus i wonder is it the same kid that the guy posted about last week that pulled a knife on em and punched him

MagicSean wrote: »

Is anyone else wondering if this is the same kid that got punched in the other thread?

He got a Swiss Army pen knife off his dad before he left. He tried to proudly show it to two different people..

RobbieTheRobber

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Assumed he was on a bike when it said he was in the cycle lane.

Im in a pedantic mood so;

It didnt say he was on a cycle track it acctually said a woman was on a cycle track.
"between the teenager and a woman on a cycle path"

RADIUS

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Im in a pedantic mood so;

It didnt say he was on a cycle track it acctually said a woman was on a cycle track.
"between the teenager and a woman on a cycle path"

Are you saying shes a bike?

RobbieTheRobber

RADIUS wrote: »

Are you saying shes a bike?

Im saying maybe women should stay off cycle paths in glenageary if they dont want to be threathened with knives!

flutterflye

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Thud

RADIUS wrote: »

Shocked onlookers where heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

"is that a wusthof or a sabatier?"

RobbieTheRobber

flutterflye wrote: »

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Of course it is, everywhere in dublin south of the liffey is!
Most especially Tallaght the seat of South Dublin council.

martomcg

the boy produced a table knife.

Looks like he wanted to butter her bread.....:D

WoollyRedHat

RADIUS wrote: »

Shocked onlookers where heard to mutter "OMG that's totes so random!" as they stood by amazeballs at the sight of the incident.
"It's absolutely bonkers" said another.

The guy was loike, KNIFE! and then the parents were loike HOCKEY STICK! and the guy was loike, holy fock, only jking mann!! And then I was loike fock it, my mocha's getting cold and walked on.

flutterflye wrote: »

Is Gleanageary supposed to be posh now or something?!

Posher than Sallynoggin, but that's it really, it despairs being stuck in the middle of it all and tries to assert itself but to no avail.

charlemont

MagicSean wrote: »

Juvenile Diversion Program?

A wet towel or a phone book would be more appropriate for the fool.

Spiritual

"No one was injured in the incident, but a number of children were said to be distressed by what they had seen"

Lawsuits being filed I am guessing.

Cienciano

Madd Finn wrote: »

And there's some who think that nobody south of the Liffey has had any lessons at the school of hard knocks!!

And they've obviously never been to Crumlin, Tallaght, Bluebell, Ballyfermot, Clondalkin, Walkinstown, Kimmage, Ringsend, Drimnagh, Dolphins Barn, Jobstown, Palmerstown, Ronanstown, Inchicore or almost anywhere central inside the canal to the west of Dublin Castle.

Conall Cernach

It was a feckin' table knife. Not exactly Crocodile Dundee stuff.

Tombi!

Conall Cernach wrote: »

It was a feckin' table knife. Not exactly Crocodile Dundee stuff.

You can still bludgeon someone to death with it.
Speaking from experience at least.

the groutch

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Gardai are not pursuing a criminal investigation, and the boy is understood to have been visited by a doctor.

Ah, isn't that nice? You can pull out a knife on someone and it's acceptable under the law.

if you're under 18 you seem to be immune from the law, hopefully there's something from that children's referendum that will change that.

OneArt

the groutch wrote: »

if you're under 18 you seem to be immune from the law, hopefully there's something from that children's referendum that will change that.

Guillotine all the children!

Madd Finn

Chucken wrote: »

"a trendy educate together school"

What?

Read all about it.

I'm not knocking them. They're just like, not Da Brudders. That's all I'm saying.

Fratton Fred

Glenageary my arse, it's practically the Noggin!

Elmer Blooker

martomcg wrote: »

Looks like he wanted to butter her bread ciabatta .....:D

it was an attempted mugging I'd say.
"hand over your ciabatta with goat's cheese and sun dried tomatoes or I'll knife you.... roysh!"

Chinasea

Honestly don't see anything funny about this at all.

What's with all the slighting the southsider garbage.

This was a woman going about her business and was confronted by a little lowlife twerp, who has not only scared the bejayus outa half the kids in the school who have heard about the incident, but: HE WAS BRANDISHING A CARVING KNIFE. What the f*ck is funny about this be it in Glenageary, Dun Laoghaire, Foxrock or Tallaght.

And, the incident is not being pursued by the Garda. WTF.