Euromillions

A Country Voice · 12-11-2012 03:35PM #1

So heres how I'll divvy up my 170 million after I win it tomorrow night.....
Parents: 5,000,000

Wifes Parents: 5,000,000

Mate who I'm in a syndicate with for the ordinary lotto but not Euromillions: 5,000,000.

Siblings (8 of em!): 3,000,000 each x 8 = 24,000,000

Wifes Siblings (only 3!) : 3,000,000 x 3 = 9,000,000

Mates who I've promised a digout if I win: 3,000,000 x 7 = 21,000,000

Local soccer club (long story): 3,000,000

Total Giveaway: 72,000,000.

Balance Remaining: 98,000,000
Pocket Money: 8,000,000, (Cars, Houses, Piss ups etc)

Invest the remaining 90,000,000 in govt savings scheme at 3% pa.
Less P.R.S.I. @ 4% and D.I.R.T. @30% on the earnings
Total Net earnings would be 1,782,000 per annum
Net per month earnings: 148,500. (with the 90,000,000 still in the bank!)

What would ye do with 170,000,000 ?

ACV

Sin City · 12-11-2012 03:38PM

A Country Voice wrote: »

So heres how I'll divvy up my 170 million after I win it tomorrow night.....
Parents: 5,000,000

Wifes Parents: 5,000,000

Mate who I'm in a syndicate with for the ordinary lotto but not Euromillions: 5,000,000.

Siblings (8 of em!): 3,000,000 each x 8 = 24,000,000

Wifes Siblings (only 3!) : 3,000,000 x 3 = 9,000,000

Mates who I've promised a digout if I win: 3,000,000 x 7 = 21,000,000

Local soccer club (long story): 3,000,000

Total Giveaway: 72,000,000.

Balance Remaining: 98,000,000
Pocket Money: 8,000,000, (Cars, Houses, Piss ups etc)

Invest the remaining 90,000,000 in govt savings scheme at 3% pa.
Less P.R.S.I. @ 4% and D.I.R.T. @30% on the earnings
Total Net earnings would be 1,782,000 per annum
Net per month earnings: 148,500. (with the 90,000,000 still in the bank!)

What would ye do with 170,000,000 ?

ACV

Hookers, beer, and probably just squander the rest

mikom · 12-11-2012 03:38PM

Mine.

100 million: Coke

70 million: Hookers

Wacker The Attacker · 12-11-2012 03:40PM

I'd take €10k - €20k and take a huge holiday to decide how i'd invest it

dirtyghettokid · 12-11-2012 03:40PM

i wouldn't know what to do with that much money. 50 quid is a lot of money to me these days!

i know one thing for sure.... i'd get the **** outta town!

Local-womanizer · 12-11-2012 03:42PM

dirtyghettokid wrote: »

i wouldn't know what to do with that much money. 50 quid is a lot of money to me these days!

i know one thing for sure.... i'd get the **** outta town!

If buy the town!

El Guapo! · 12-11-2012 03:42PM

Ill but a packet of King crisps.........the luxury ones.
I think I'll deserve to splash out a bit.

Death and Taxes · 12-11-2012 03:42PM

Me €170,000,000 (private Jet,nice cars,private chef, butler, nice little yacht, plenty of drugs, wimmin, more wimmin, booze,wimmin,)
You, them and the rest: Zilch, Zero, Nought,nothing

Its mine I tell you,Mine! Mine! All mine!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

GavRedKing · 12-11-2012 03:43PM

I'd go into work the next day as if nothing happened and then just get up after 15 minutes and walk out laughing never to be seen again.

After that, holiday to decide what to do with the money.

jblack · 12-11-2012 03:43PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd take €10k - €20k and take a huge holiday to decide how i'd invest it

Woooah, easy there - you wont have much left if you keep on like that...

iDave · 12-11-2012 03:43PM

Always wondered what it would be like to wear an ironed shirt

Standard Toaster · 12-11-2012 03:43PM

Get new lino for the bathroom.

dirtyghettokid · 12-11-2012 03:43PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

If buy the town!

haha go on so.. i'd rather a warm tropical island

Cienciano · 12-11-2012 03:44PM

I'd love travelling first class. No slumming it with the rest of you scum. No offence.

Where To · 12-11-2012 03:45PM

I'd buy a helicopter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzVD5zYLK1k

Cienciano · 12-11-2012 03:46PM

GavRedKing wrote: »

I'd go into work the next day as if nothing happened and then just get up after 15 minutes and walk out laughing never to be seen again.

After that, holiday to decide what to do with the money.

Just walk out?

I'd take a shít on the boss's desk first

Skid · 12-11-2012 03:47PM

A Country Voice wrote: »

Invest the remaining 90,000,000 in govt savings scheme at 3% pa.
Less P.R.S.I. @ 4% and D.I.R.T. @30% on the earnings

You'll be like Steve Martin in The Jerk when the Government goes bust and defaults on those savings - hopefully all the people you gave €3 million each remember you!

spoofilyj · 12-11-2012 03:50PM

I think I could comfortably look after myself and the family for 20 million.

--The the rest I could use to start a foundation for Irish start up companys, get them the needed venture capital to employ people and get the country moving.

--I could sort out some the the cash needed for Childline, St Vincent De Pauls.

--Start or support existing Homeless societies and tryto support our countries most needie. Provide a bed every night for every homeless person and try and deal with the problems that caused their initial homelessness.

--Give a dig out to local clubs in need of cash nationwide.

--Sort out some of the problems with schools and student teacher ratios by starting a bursary that schools could apply too to gain additional teachers and special needs teachers.

--Start an ethical Bank/Insurance company that would be limited in the amount of profit it can make to a percentage of the number of members.
Significantly undercut premiums and lending interest compared to rivals and get everyone paying reasionable rates for insurance and interest on mortgages.

Probably overstepping the ability of 180 million but a lot of the above might be possible with that amount of money and what good it could do!

marcus2000 · 12-11-2012 03:52PM

Is it possible to remain annoymous with a win of 170mill?? I dont mean in relation to actually collecting the winnings, but more so the lifestyle that comes with it.

Could you stay living safely in your hometown? Would it be best just going public and saying that you are putting 150mill away into a fund/charity....rather than permanently being a target, living with security 24/7??

A Country Voice · 12-11-2012 03:53PM

Skid wrote: »

You'll be like Steve Martin in The Jerk when the Government goes bust and defaults on those savings - hopefully all the people you gave €3 million each remember you!

If the government ever goes really fully bust we wont need money anymore, shotgun cartridges, bottled water, packets of fags, and petrol/diesel will be the new currency.

ACV

BensonSlide · 12-11-2012 03:56PM

After helping those close to me, I'd use the services of wealth management and private investment agencies to try and increase the sum significantly.

Conall Cernach · 12-11-2012 03:57PM

Cienciano wrote: »

Just walk out?
I'd take a shít on the boss's desk first

I'd hire a heap of actors and have them battle it out with me in some sort of James Bondesque shoot out before a Blackhawk landed in the yard and a big busomed babe toting a minigun mowed them all out of it and then I'd jump in and we'd fly off never to be see again.

Then I'd build a Death Star.

MadYaker · 12-11-2012 03:58PM

marcus2000 wrote: »

Is it possible to remain annoymous with a win of 170mill?? I dont mean in relation to actually collecting the winnings, but more so the lifestyle that comes with it.

Could you stay living safely in your hometown? Would it be best just going public and saying that you are putting 150mill away into a fund/charity....rather than permanently being a target, living with security 24/7??

I think it would be very difficult to really enjoy it without raising a few eyebrows. I would probably move to another country.

Where To · 12-11-2012 03:58PM

marcus2000 wrote: »

Is it possible to remain annoymous with a win of 170mill?? I dont mean in relation to actually collecting the winnings, but more so the lifestyle that comes with it.

Could you stay living safely in your hometown? Would it be best just going public and saying that you are putting 150mill away into a fund/charity....rather than permanently being a target, living with security 24/7??

Who cares about anonymity, a more important question is whether 170m would get you the roide?

Cienciano · 12-11-2012 04:12PM

I'd build a mansion with a solid gold throne in the throne room. If any of my friends annoyed me or made an unfunny joke I'd get my minders to punch them. The money wouldn't change me though. I'd release a single called "I'm still Ciencieno from the Block" to prove I'm still the same.

redalan · 12-11-2012 04:14PM

Dean09 wrote: »

Ill but a packet of King crisps.........the luxury ones.
I think I'll deserve to splash out a bit.

Pub Luxury? Or normal Luxury?

Diddy Kong · 12-11-2012 04:14PM

marcus2000 wrote: »

Is it possible to remain annoymous with a win of 170mill?? I dont mean in relation to actually collecting the winnings, but more so the lifestyle that comes with it.

Could you stay living safely in your hometown? Would it be best just going public and saying that you are putting 150mill away into a fund/charity....rather than permanently being a target, living with security 24/7??

Well keeping within your own "means" to keep a low profile is quite possible, but once you start parting with your money to family and friends you cannot really control how they announce where the money came from.

For me, keeping a low profile would mean building a modest house and an underground lair and have the majority of the living space underground, people never suspect that!

CardBordWindow · 12-11-2012 04:34PM

I'd buy a ticket for Friday's Euromillions, while my luck is good!

RobbingBandit · 12-11-2012 04:40PM

VEGAS BABY! But not before buying myself some Rainmans.

Fizman · 12-11-2012 04:47PM

Diddy Kong wrote: »

Well keeping within your own "means" to keep a low profile is quite possible, but once you start parting with your money to family and friends you cannot really control how they announce where the money came from.

For me, keeping a low profile would mean building a modest house and an underground lair and have the majority of the living space underground, people never suspect that!

Man cave!!!!

deisebibo · 12-11-2012 04:50PM

I would take care of my family and my "few" friends that I could count one one hand. I would buy a tractor and "acquire" a full slurry tank and drive said tractor and slurry tank into the side of my workplace. Since I would be then "vehicleless" I would have Tom Hardy fly down in a Chinook, and rescue me, and then I would buy one of those Audi R8's that he has for myself.

I would buy an apartment with a sh*t hot penthouse overlooking Central Park for myself. I would then fly my private jet to NYC, and lounge around in my penthouse apartment whilst deciding what my next move would be. It would involve world travel, and helping out various charity's. I would buy a ranch in Montana or North Dakota, that I would stay every summer for a while.

I might even buy a bar in NYC and call it "The Roaring Bi**h" (might not get away with that name but I'll try my luck).

I would then buy a teeny tiny island somewhere, which was infested with leprosy/lice/bubonic plague/*insert horribleness here* and put everyone that ever pissed me off on it "a la I'm a celebrity get me out of here" and then install camera's so I could watch them all, because I know they would all hate each other "My sob story is better than yours"

God I have some issues

Euromillions

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