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2012 - End of World

  • 10-11-2012 11:51PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭


    Sorry if this has been done already but its only 40 days away!
    Countdown Clock

    What do you guys think?

    For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!

    That's why I'm offering apocalypse insurance, pm for details. :D

    I think something might happen....but it wont be anything serious,...no natural disasters or anything...

    What do you think?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,497 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Not this Mayan sh*te again..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ah feck off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    Basq wrote: »
    Not this Mayan sh*te again..

    Are these people from Mayo by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Basq wrote: »
    Not this Mayan sh*te again..


    Oh sorry, was this discussed recently? feel free to lock if so,

    Yeah I'd say there could be some solar storms...they were predicted to peak in 2012...and they've already done some damage, so I'd expect more to come


  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ugh, not this crap again. The world doesn't end on December 31st every year, this is exactly the same thing. The Mayan Long Count calendar has rolled over several times in the past...

    1.0.0.0.0 November 13, 2720 BCE
    2.0.0.0.0 February 16, 2325 BCE
    3.0.0.0.0 May 21, 1931 BCE
    4.0.0.0.0 August 23, 1537 BCE
    5.0.0.0.0 November 26, 1143 BCE
    6.0.0.0.0 February 28, 748 BCE
    7.0.0.0.0 June 3, 354 BCE
    8.0.0.0.0 September 5, 41 CE
    9.0.0.0.0 December 9, 435
    10.0.0.0.0 March 13, 830
    11.0.0.0.0 June 15, 1224
    12.0.0.0.0 September 18, 1618
    13.0.0.0.0 December 21, 2012
    14.0.0.0.0 March 26, 2407
    15.0.0.0.0 June 28, 2801
    16.0.0.0.0 October 1, 3195

    If this crap was true then we should have had several apocalypses by now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,240 ✭✭✭javagal


    I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

    Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

    People are stupid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Bahahaa:D

    When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

    USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

    Readers Digest: ‘BYE

    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW

    IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

    Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW

    “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15

    MINUTES.

    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,

    DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    javagal wrote: »
    I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

    Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

    People are stupid.

    It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Here Prof. Brian Cox's opinion (they bleep out the work f**kwit)



    Of course he's an athiest, so he is going to hell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Delete my last comment, just saw this, we are all going to die !!!

    *puts tinfoil hat on"



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Stinicker wrote: »
    It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.
    ]

    Yeah have you seen that "doomsday preppers" sh1te on tv, biggest load of bollox ever!

    It's actually funny, it's about paranoid people being robbed blind by underground bunker builders....popular buzzwords include: "when the sh*t hits the fan"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    In desperation for a film I watched '2012'.
    I predicted hours before I watched it that it would be shyte.
    It was.

    Leeearrrrn...frrrrrom meeeee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Jamez735 wrote: »
    For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!
    Ah yes, it was actually plausible up until then alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I feel fine


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Yeah, the Mayans. A great global power in modern day society. Oh wait....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,240 ✭✭✭javagal


    Stinicker wrote: »

    It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.

    My poor nephew is 11 and petrified about it-its everywhere!! These people cashing in should be ashamed of themselves.

    *for reasons the world won't end,pm me your name and ill give you my PayPal account to donate to science*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    I had planned on moving in January.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Spiritual wrote: »
    I had planned on moving in January.

    Well you will be in a way. Ironic username too considering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Delete my last comment, just saw this, we are all going to die !!!

    *puts tinfoil hat on"


    Jasus,I wish I had one of them hats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭bluecode


    If only, end of the world. What a good thing. I remember talking to my boss about it. He never heard of it. He had a good year and could only think of how it was to go out on a high.

    Which in itself tells you how likely it would ever happen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I'm gonna crank this up to 11 on Dec 21 just in case.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Auldloon wrote: »
    Jasus,I wish I had one of them hats.
    After watching that trailer, I'm a believer... anyone want a wife, slightly used? After Dec 2012, I wont have any further need for her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    coolhull wrote: »
    After watching that trailer, I'm a believer... anyone want a wife, slightly used? After Dec 2012, I wont have any further need for her

    Sure shtick her up on the ol' Donedeal and I'll have a look,.....what's your returns policy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Jamez735 wrote: »
    Bahahaa:D

    When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

    USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

    Readers Digest: ‘BYE

    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW

    IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

    Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW

    “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15

    MINUTES.

    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,

    DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE

    The SUN: Postman Mauled by Chihuahua.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Time is done
    The sun has gone
    It's too late
    Eternity has come.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 Fixing Good


    Is this the same Mayans in Sons of Anarchy? I'd say its probably bullsh1t. They are always up to something. Jax and SAMCRO are too smart for them! Don't worry about it folks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Jamez735 wrote: »
    Sorry if this has been done already but its only 40 days away!
    Countdown Clock

    What do you guys think?

    For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!

    That's why I'm offering apocalypse insurance, pm for details. :D

    I think something might happen....but it wont be anything serious,...no natural disasters or anything...

    What do you think?
    I think you need to get out more. A lot more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    Lads, I don't know wether to break into verse and wish ye all a premature Happy Christmas (Pro-active and get in before the Big BANG) and that ye do the following:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    My luck I'll win the lotto the night before :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    javagal wrote: »
    I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

    Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

    People are stupid.
    That would be so, so, fantastic. OMFG!

    absolutely guaranteed wild and wondrous sex from the women there.

    i mean, its the end of the world, ye know? anything goes.

    fantastic.

    your father in law is a lot smarter than you think.

    what's the address?


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