2012 - End of World

The One Who Knocks

Sorry if this has been done already but its only 40 days away!
Countdown Clock

What do you guys think?

For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!

That's why I'm offering apocalypse insurance, pm for details.

I think something might happen....but it wont be anything serious,...no natural disasters or anything...

What do you think?

Basq

Not this Mayan sh*te again..

admiralofthefleet

ah feck off

reginald

Basq wrote: »

Not this Mayan sh*te again..

Are these people from Mayo by any chance?

The One Who Knocks

Basq wrote: »

Not this Mayan sh*te again..

Oh sorry, was this discussed recently? feel free to lock if so,

Yeah I'd say there could be some solar storms...they were predicted to peak in 2012...and they've already done some damage, so I'd expect more to come

Ugh, not this crap again. The world doesn't end on December 31st every year, this is exactly the same thing. The Mayan Long Count calendar has rolled over several times in the past...

1.0.0.0.0 November 13, 2720 BCE
2.0.0.0.0 February 16, 2325 BCE
3.0.0.0.0 May 21, 1931 BCE
4.0.0.0.0 August 23, 1537 BCE
5.0.0.0.0 November 26, 1143 BCE
6.0.0.0.0 February 28, 748 BCE
7.0.0.0.0 June 3, 354 BCE
8.0.0.0.0 September 5, 41 CE
9.0.0.0.0 December 9, 435
10.0.0.0.0 March 13, 830
11.0.0.0.0 June 15, 1224
12.0.0.0.0 September 18, 1618
13.0.0.0.0 December 21, 2012
14.0.0.0.0 March 26, 2407
15.0.0.0.0 June 28, 2801
16.0.0.0.0 October 1, 3195

If this crap was true then we should have had several apocalypses by now.

javagal

I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

People are stupid.

The One Who Knocks

Bahahaa:D

When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW

IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW

“ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15

MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,

DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE

Stinicker

javagal wrote: »

I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

People are stupid.

It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.

TheUsual

Here Prof. Brian Cox's opinion (they bleep out the work f**kwit)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwRQ-SP210

Of course he's an athiest, so he is going to hell.

TheUsual

Delete my last comment, just saw this, we are all going to die !!!

*puts tinfoil hat on"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXa82AuwHU

The One Who Knocks

Stinicker wrote: »

It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.

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Yeah have you seen that "doomsday preppers" sh1te on tv, biggest load of bollox ever!

It's actually funny, it's about paranoid people being robbed blind by underground bunker builders....popular buzzwords include: "when the sh*t hits the fan"

Rigol

In desperation for a film I watched '2012'.
I predicted hours before I watched it that it would be shyte.
It was.

Leeearrrrn...frrrrrom meeeee

Jimoslimos

Jamez735 wrote: »

For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!

Ah yes, it was actually plausible up until then alright.

Ghandee

I feel fine

L.Jenkins

Yeah, the Mayans. A great global power in modern day society. Oh wait....

javagal

Stinicker wrote: »

It is a nice little business, same people cashing in on it that probably profitted from the Y2K phenomena back in 2000, same fools believing and parting with their cash probably too.

My poor nephew is 11 and petrified about it-its everywhere!! These people cashing in should be ashamed of themselves.

*for reasons the world won't end,pm me your name and ill give you my PayPal account to donate to science*

Spiritual

I had planned on moving in January.

TheUsual

Spiritual wrote: »

I had planned on moving in January.

Well you will be in a way. Ironic username too considering.

Auldloon

TheUsual wrote: »

Delete my last comment, just saw this, we are all going to die !!!

*puts tinfoil hat on"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXa82AuwHU

Jasus,I wish I had one of them hats.

bluecode

If only, end of the world. What a good thing. I remember talking to my boss about it. He never heard of it. He had a good year and could only think of how it was to go out on a high.

Which in itself tells you how likely it would ever happen.

Where To

I'm gonna crank this up to 11 on Dec 21 just in case.

coolhull

Auldloon wrote: »

Jasus,I wish I had one of them hats.

After watching that trailer, I'm a believer... anyone want a wife, slightly used? After Dec 2012, I wont have any further need for her

The One Who Knocks

coolhull wrote: »

After watching that trailer, I'm a believer... anyone want a wife, slightly used? After Dec 2012, I wont have any further need for her

Sure shtick her up on the ol' Donedeal and I'll have a look,.....what's your returns policy?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Jamez735 wrote: »

Bahahaa:D

When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW

IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW

“ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15

MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,

DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE

The SUN: Postman Mauled by Chihuahua.

wendell borton

Time is done
The sun has gone
It's too late
Eternity has come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OGk9N8Y5s

Fixing Good

Is this the same Mayans in Sons of Anarchy? I'd say its probably bullsh1t. They are always up to something. Jax and SAMCRO are too smart for them! Don't worry about it folks.

ArtSmart

Jamez735 wrote: »

Sorry if this has been done already but its only 40 days away!
Countdown Clock

What do you guys think?

For me, I believed it until I heard that the Mayans didn't account for the leap year....meaning the world should have ended years ago!

That's why I'm offering apocalypse insurance, pm for details.

I think something might happen....but it wont be anything serious,...no natural disasters or anything...

What do you think?

I think you need to get out more. A lot more.

cartell_best

Lads, I don't know wether to break into verse and wish ye all a premature Happy Christmas (Pro-active and get in before the Big BANG) and that ye do the following:

tan11ie

My luck I'll win the lotto the night before

ArtSmart

javagal wrote: »

I can't believe people swallow the fact that the Mayan people, or anyone for that matter could pin point the day of the apocalypse.

Sick of arguing with people over the science that disproves it. Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

People are stupid.

That would be so, so, fantastic. OMFG!

absolutely guaranteed wild and wondrous sex from the women there.

i mean, its the end of the world, ye know? anything goes.

fantastic.

your father in law is a lot smarter than you think.

what's the address?

ArtSmart

coolhull wrote: »

After watching that trailer, I'm a believer... anyone want a wife, slightly used? After Dec 2012, I wont have any further need for her

slightly used?


hmmmm. that bad huh?


not a great sales angle.

dxhound2005

It was all a mistake.

378424_268445626549896_206988479362278_717603_1286512104_n.jpg

Mr Trade In

Where To wrote: »

I'm gonna crank this up to 11 on Dec 21 just in case.

FYP.

tdv123

I'm more of a Inca or Aztec man myself.

DEFTLEFTHAND

If it did happen I wouldn't mind, maybe there's something else out there for us all after this. I hope so anyway..

cartell_best

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

If it did happen I wouldn't mind, maybe there's something else out there for us all after this. I hope so anyway..

There is! a good fookin kick in the ar*se for the people who go through life doing what they think is best and just being a fool to people (I'd love to use a lot stronger words"...to the oblivious, there's a thing called Karma...no matter what ....

DEFTLEFTHAND

cartell_best wrote: »

There is! a good fookin kick in the ar*se for the people who go through life doing what they think is best and just being a fool to people (I'd love to use a lot stronger words"...to the oblivious, there's a thing called Karma...no matter what ....

Those who choose the wrong path will pay for eternity in the fiery inferno, is that good enough Karma for you.

On a serious note if true that would be a very nice thought. :pac:

B.A._Baracus

You can make money off anything (or at least try to with this site) :pac:
So 10/10 for who ever is behind this for trying. They certainely dont think the world is ending ... but see an opportunity. lol.

cartell_best

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

On a serious note if true that would be a very nice thought. :pac:

Class!

Calibos

Hey hold on there OP, you don't get to make fun if the creduloids with the rest of us when you believed it despite all evidence to the contrary until you we're convinced by ' the leap year argument' ?? And you still think something might happen??

That's like your kid laughing at all the 'stupid' kids who still believe Santa Claus despite he fact that your kid still believes in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Hippies!

javagal wrote: »

Yet my father in law is still organising an end of the world party.

People are stupid.

He sounds more like an alcoholic in disguise to me

eyescreamcone

cartell_best wrote: »

Lads, I don't know wether to break into verse and wish ye all a premature Happy Christmas (Pro-active and get in before the Big BANG) and that ye do the following:

The Mayans - those great soothsayers of yore!!!
Not so good at predicting the introduction of smallpox to the Americas were they

Phill Ewinn

Buy gold. Its your only defence. Buy gold and demand immediate delivery.

Tomas Read is getting out of this unscathed.

Reindeer

No way.

If the world were gonna end, not only would Ford not be selling the new, exciting, and fun to drive 2013 Ford Fiesta, but they wouldn't be asking such a reasonable price for so much economy, comfort, safety, and quality. Available in six fuel-efficient models. Get yours now before there's no more now tomorrow.

http://www.ford.com/cars/fiesta/?searchid=58228600|1898156680|

Snowie

Nothing more anoying then some idiot sprouting about the worlds impending doom.. If I'm gonna die I don't really want to know and also...

You gotta question the mentality I people who say **** like that why would you want to talk about the impending doom of our humble little rock...

I'd like to live out a full life

Grayson

Rigol wrote: »

In desperation for a film I watched '2012'.
I predicted hours before I watched it that it would be shyte.
It was.

Leeearrrrn...frrrrrom meeeee

watch it again. Have a drink. Everytime John Cusack narrowly avoids death, take a swig. In 20 minutes you'll be locked.

And that is why i love that film.

patrickbrophy18

All of this "End Of The World" bull**** is beginning to remind me of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Seriously, how many dates are there in the past where the world (as we know it!:D) was "supposed:rolleyes:" to be coming to an end and transpired to be a hoax?

I can remember a few dates in my lifetime thus far which were predicted to be apocalyptic:

• July, 1999: A man of terror was supposed to come down and destroy the world. From what I gathered at the time, it was supposed to be Saddam Hussein.
• Also in the summer of 1999: People began to speculate that the solar eclipse was going to end the world. It may very well bring darkness. But, so does night time and that has battered the **** out of the Earth.:rolleyes:
• Anytime in 2006: A book called "The Bible Code" by Michael Drosnin was released which apparently contained hidden messages for the end of the world either in 2006 or 2010. The hidden messages were supposedly revealed with an equal letter skip within The Torah. Then again, the documentary also managed to find similar messages using the same technique in the book Moby Dick. It all boils down to the fact that if one tries hard enough to find hidden messages in a book, they will find any old drivel.
• May of this year: Rumors went around that the rapture was going to occur. I saw it on an After Hours thread I think.

Either-way, I'm still here!;)


The phrase "end of the world" is largely open to interpretation. For me, it is the total destruction of life (plants, animals, bacteria.....EVERYTHING) from Earth as well as the planet itself. What makes the 21st of December so special that this will happen?


I am 99.99999999999999% sure that it won't.:cool:

Another couple of dates I remember were 5th May 2000 (planetary realignment causing a pole shift) and 6th June 2006 (the "666" thing).

dxhound2005

Time to head for France.

http://www.france24.com/en/20121116-france-bans-access-end-world-refuge

DEFTLEFTHAND

The Sun is estimated to be only half way through its lifecycle. If any impending outside threat were to end the human race, surely new life would form on the planet in the aftermath.