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Phrases for Drunkeness

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  • #32
    deisebibo
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    horse malojin
    bombed
    in the living horrors


  • #33
    dan185
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    decisions wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewe4mlX2tc

    Dylan Moran made this joke first a long time ago

    McIntyre is a cock.


  • #34
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,872 ✭✭✭Skid


    'Thumped over the head with Samson's jawbone'


  • #35
    mikom
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    Warpedoed.


  • #36
    Sunnyisland
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    Maggaty eyed.


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  • #37
    Fecky the Ninth
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    Flutered and langered


  • #38
    Caveman1
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    Gee-Eyed


  • #39
    rannerap
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    Bananas is my favourite :D


  • #40
    billybudd
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    Mullered.

    Stoned in some parts of the states, was quite disappointed when told were going out to get stoned and got handed a shot of jeigermeister.:mad:


  • #41
    Rebelkell
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    Locked


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  • #42
    padd b1975
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    Football.


  • #43
    ArtyM
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    Rebelkell wrote: »
    Locked
    Thats Mod talk!


  • #44
    saintsaltynuts
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    Rat-Assed.


  • #45
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Rebelkell wrote: »
    Locked

    I read this and thought to myself, bit harsh to be locking this thread already!

    Anyway, I'm a fan of Tommy Tiernan's "taking any word to mean drunk" school of thought. i.e "I was fcuking window'ed last night."

    Also a fan of some Tom Waits lyrics I have hi-jacked to mean getting drunk

    Handing out wolf-tickets. As in "Aw man, you handed out a stack full of wolf-tickets last night"
    Wolf Tickets-

    Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

    - Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't **** with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use."


  • #46
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Slaughtered.

    Hatchets.

    Fucked.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shít faced


  • #48
    fatherbuzcagney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭fatherbuzcagney


    ' i was fairly bollive last night' is a one we used to use...not sure of the spelling


  • #49
    charlemont
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    Ossified

    Mangled

    Blotto


  • #50
    Dangerous Man
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    Transmogrified.


  • #51
    Morag
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    Squiffy


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  • #52
    nbar12
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    Here are a few that I've heard and used recently...
    getting absolutely gee-eyed tonight
    getting wankered tonight
    getting absolutely polluted tonight
    getting marzipanned


  • #53
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Stocious!


  • #54
    lefthooker
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    My favourite is Blitzed


  • #55
    mongol
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    'Circling the airport'

    from Boris Yeltsin being too 'tired and emotional' to make it off the plane on a visit here.


  • #56
    sfc501
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭sfc501


    Ratarsed


  • #57
    blueskys
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭blueskys


    'I was In the mnas last night

    a wexford townie sayin back in the day. makes sense when you think about it. (i.e so scuttered i ended up in the wrong jacks)


  • #58
    mojesius
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    Chopped up


  • #59
    ledgebag1
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    Twishted (ye have to emphasis the 'sh')

    Demented

    Bananas


  • #60
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Hebiejeebied, a model for cirrhosis.


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