Phrases for Drunkeness

ArtyM

Just read a Thread here in after hours where a z list celeb used the phrase 'getting Mortal' to describe getting drunk (she actually said it was one of the things she was best at, God Bless her).
Thats a new one on me.
Seems like pretty much any word or phrase can be used now to describe being a few sheets to the wind.
Whats the weirdest you ever heard?

castletownman

Jaysus lad you were as full as a tinker's caravan last night. Mouldy so ya were

some random drunk

"He's missing a few buttons off his remote control"

.E_C_K_S.

I like getting absolutely Deirdre Barlowed on a night out

Icyseanfitz

completely swash-buckled

DEFTLEFTHAND

I always liked the term 'Three Sheets To The Wind'.

Its nautical in origin I think, something about a ships sails coming loose causing it to lose stability.

westies4ever

As full as a gypsys bra

Soups123

Blotto'd

some random drunk

"The wheel's still turning but the hamster's long dead"

Old Perry

Jaysus ya were Gee-eyed last night !!!!

Tim the Enchanter

'As full as an Egg'

DEFTLEFTHAND

Tight as an owl.

Bobeagleburger

Joe Mangled

Baloobas!!

Drunk as a coot!

bgrizzley

Manky

crazygeryy

Christ I'm Shane macgowan'd.

ChunkyLover_53

Halle Black Reforestation wrote: »

Baloobas!

Thats a sad one...comes from a tribe of Africans in the Congo who Irish Peacekeepers fought back in the 60s

A load young Irish lads came back & hit the bottle to get over their PTSD and would end up screaming about Baloobas...the phrase just caught on over time.

ArtyM

some random drunk wrote: »

"He's missing a few buttons off his remote control"

WALSHY16291 wrote: »

I like getting absolutely Deirdre Barlowed on a night out

wtf?

SeaFields

Scutter'd

anplaya

in de horrors

guttered

hammered

lashed up

tanked up

pissed as a fart

decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewe4mlX2tc

--Kaiser--

In his cups

asherbassad

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I always liked the term 'Three Sheets To The Wind'.

Its nautical in origin I think, something about a ships sails coming loose causing it to lose stability.

Close. It is nautical. The 3 sheets to the wind mean all sails are taking the wind causing the vessel to list dramatically.....much like a lad who is locked

Delta_Raven1

shteamboats

danslevent

Trolley'd!

asherbassad

Out of my tree is a good one too....after koala bears who get intoxicated on eucalyptus leaves and fall out of the tree.

dodderangler

In a hula hoop

keysersoze0330

Full as a bingo bus, loaded, hammered, rat- arsed

Full as the Boyne

Hidalgo

flamin

tanked to the gills

refusetolose

Langers

Paddycrumlinman

Banjoed and bullet proof!!