Phrases for Drunkeness

ArtyM

Just read a Thread here in after hours where a z list celeb used the phrase 'getting Mortal' to describe getting drunk (she actually said it was one of the things she was best at, God Bless her).
Thats a new one on me.
Seems like pretty much any word or phrase can be used now to describe being a few sheets to the wind.
Whats the weirdest you ever heard?

castletownman

Jaysus lad you were as full as a tinker's caravan last night. Mouldy so ya were

some random drunk

"He's missing a few buttons off his remote control"

.E_C_K_S.

I like getting absolutely Deirdre Barlowed on a night out

Icyseanfitz

completely swash-buckled

DEFTLEFTHAND

I always liked the term 'Three Sheets To The Wind'.

Its nautical in origin I think, something about a ships sails coming loose causing it to lose stability.

westies4ever

As full as a gypsys bra

Soups123

Blotto'd

some random drunk

"The wheel's still turning but the hamster's long dead"

Old Perry

Jaysus ya were Gee-eyed last night !!!!

Tim the Enchanter

'As full as an Egg'

DEFTLEFTHAND

Tight as an owl.

Joe Mangled

Baloobas!!

Drunk as a coot!

bgrizzley

Manky

crazygeryy

Christ I'm Shane macgowan'd.

ChunkyLover_53

Halle Black Reforestation wrote: »

Baloobas!

Thats a sad one...comes from a tribe of Africans in the Congo who Irish Peacekeepers fought back in the 60s

A load young Irish lads came back & hit the bottle to get over their PTSD and would end up screaming about Baloobas...the phrase just caught on over time.

ArtyM

some random drunk wrote: »

"He's missing a few buttons off his remote control"

WALSHY16291 wrote: »

I like getting absolutely Deirdre Barlowed on a night out

wtf?

SeaFields

Scutter'd

anplaya

in de horrors

guttered

hammered

lashed up

tanked up

pissed as a fart

decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewe4mlX2tc

--Kaiser--

In his cups

asherbassad

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I always liked the term 'Three Sheets To The Wind'.

Its nautical in origin I think, something about a ships sails coming loose causing it to lose stability.

Close. It is nautical. The 3 sheets to the wind mean all sails are taking the wind causing the vessel to list dramatically.....much like a lad who is locked

Delta_Raven1

shteamboats

danslevent

Trolley'd!

asherbassad

Out of my tree is a good one too....after koala bears who get intoxicated on eucalyptus leaves and fall out of the tree.

dodderangler

In a hula hoop

keysersoze0330

Full as a bingo bus, loaded, hammered, rat- arsed

Full as the Boyne

Hidalgo

flamin

tanked to the gills

refusetolose

Langers

Paddycrumlinman

Banjoed and bullet proof!!

deisebibo

horse malojin
bombed
in the living horrors

dan185

decisions wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewe4mlX2tc

Dylan Moran made this joke first a long time ago

McIntyre is a cock.

Skid

'Thumped over the head with Samson's jawbone'

mikom

Warpedoed.

Sunnyisland

Maggaty eyed.

Fecky the Ninth

Flutered and langered

Caveman1

Gee-Eyed

rannerap

Bananas is my favourite

billybudd

Mullered.

Stoned in some parts of the states, was quite disappointed when told were going out to get stoned and got handed a shot of jeigermeister.:mad:

Rebelkell

Locked

padd b1975

Football.

ArtyM

Rebelkell wrote: »

Locked

Thats Mod talk!

saintsaltynuts

Rat-Assed.

keith16

Rebelkell wrote: »

Locked

I read this and thought to myself, bit harsh to be locking this thread already!

Anyway, I'm a fan of Tommy Tiernan's "taking any word to mean drunk" school of thought. i.e "I was fcuking window'ed last night."

Also a fan of some Tom Waits lyrics I have hi-jacked to mean getting drunk

Handing out wolf-tickets. As in "Aw man, you handed out a stack full of wolf-tickets last night"

Wolf Tickets-

Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't **** with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use."

Cee-Jay-Cee

Slaughtered.

Hatchets.

Fucked.

Shít faced

fatherbuzcagney

' i was fairly bollive last night' is a one we used to use...not sure of the spelling

charlemont

Ossified

Mangled

Blotto

Dangerous Man

Transmogrified.

Morag

Squiffy