***Motors Chat Thread Round 2***

Stheno wrote: »

I hate those pimp mobiles, I always wonder what they are hiding in the back?:pac:

And it's not an alfa

I could just make the flames come out of the bonnet instead and black out the badges

Stheno wrote: »

I've lost my front badge due to vandals

Any well maintained alfa will not go up in flames unlike the one focus I knew which did.

Alfas are the work of a genious, fords are.........................................

And some of their owners can spell too

Watched video of russian drunk driver climbing out of car on fire... while on fire. Like a zombie crawling out of the flames. Kind of wish I hadn't.

At least I know one thing.

I'll never drive a Ssangyong Rexton.


Apparently he survived and went to prison for six years.

OSI wrote: »

Took the horrendous number plate surrounds off the car and stuck the plates to the car with the strongest sticky back Velcro I could find. Twice in the weeks since, some ****er has ripped the plate off the front of the car and left it either stuck to the window of my partners car, or at the front door. What the **** goes through peoples minds that something like that seems like a good idea.

Must have been a neighbour who either saw you doing it or noticed the difference, a jealous neighbour at that. Thank god im a culchee :pac:

dgt wrote: »

No engines in Tesco to take out! Not even toy cars :pac:

find something about to expire and eat it all.

its what we do in dominos , if something is about to go off, we just throw it all in to the oven and munch away,

last time it was cookies and pancakes.................. we're such fat feckers so we are


in other fantastic news, from when mr pisshat hit my side door... aviva agreed to fix me car for me

it gets fixed in car craft tomorrow for 2 days, enterprise will also pick me up and bring me to the star shipenterprise center for either a VW Golf, Ford Focus or Opel Astra

also while car craft we're doing my estimate, the guy said he's going to re-arrange my whole front bumber, grill and headlight units because Dennings didn't do a good job with it at all even after going back to him.

I like car craft more than dennings already plus the guys seem to be bang on and dead sound where the reception lady in dennings was an oul wagon and john denning himself was more ignorant than anything else (which actually seems to be the way he is seeing in the trade from what i hear from other people too) and they gave me a ****e yaris when they gave me a replacement car (had to destroy that thing).

but anyway good all round so far

Matt Simis wrote: »

Guessing other people were injured and his fault?

Here is a less terrifying Russian crash video, guy gets up and "jogs" out of on-coming traffic after being thrown from his seat.. no seatbelt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CIi__1WHFc&feature=player_embedded

He was drunk. And driving.

And you can hear one of them screaming for a bit in the back before they.... stop. The other four in the car died.

3 Guys one Hammer....

Welp, glad I'm in work atm because I'm not looking at that.

Dartz wrote: »

He was drunk. And driving.

And you can hear one of them screaming for a bit in the back before they.... stop. The other four in the car died.

3 Guys one Hammer....

Welp, glad I'm in work atm because I'm not looking at that.

Read the wiki page about it, even reading about it could give ya nightmares!

Matt Simis wrote: »

Here is a less terrifying Russian crash video, guy gets up and "jogs" out of on-coming traffic after being thrown from his seat.. no seatbelt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CIi__1WHFc&feature=player_embedded

Is it just me or does it seem like the recording car tries to finish him off before he gets off the road? :pac:

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

Happy birthday gollywog

Why thankyou MM!

challengemaster wrote: »

How to instantly get a divorce...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJfBM2sRkQ

In stitches after that

if he would shut up at least for 5 seconds, then her voice would be awesome Fap material in this video...

ShadowHearth wrote: »

by the way!


i applied today to get an irish license. got myself a piece of paper untill i get a pink toilet paper in 3 weeks! :P
i am becoming one of you step by step.

you could have waited 2 months to get a card-type licence