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Irish lads unblock jacks with a firework

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  • #32
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Quite possibly the greatest ever pun posted on boards.......ever
    Nah there's been better


  • #33
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    They'll sh1t themselves when they get the bill.


  • #34
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    WindSock wrote: »
    Cistern of a down.

    Feck it, I was sure I had something for this... Cradle of Filth... it's not happening. :mad:


  • #35
    doolox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭doolox


    ...but I suspect that the main antagonist in all of this has a Galway accent.

    As A Galway native I disavow all knowledge of this vandalism.

    Reminds me of nted the days in my first job when I stayed a few overnights in rented houses shared by young male co-workers.....they were invariably very badly kept and would have been a nightmare to reclean for normal family tenants.

    On the other hand houses rented by female tenants tended to be better kept and organised.

    I have heard some horror stories concerning people unfortunate enough to go main tenant on a house share who got the runaround over vandalism, abuse and downright wrecking by subtenants and other occupiers of houses.


  • #36
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Funny stuff. How thick were they though that they didn't flush first..


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  • #37
    Hippies!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    Sh*t Everywhere


  • #38
    steve9859
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭steve9859


    Prick! wrote: »
    What relevance is it that they're Irish too in the thread title?

    Ohhh the irish, we're mad ***** is it?

    Is that not the stereotype that the Irish abroad take pride in?


  • #39
    demakinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    It could of been worse at least he didn't slam the seat down.


  • #40
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    should have blasted it with piss...


  • #41
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    :rolleyes:
    what does that :rolleyes: even mean?


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  • #42
    ArseLtd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    Sure you can still poo in it just sit on the seat and aim for the hole


  • #43
    ringadingding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    ArseLtd wrote: »
    Sure you can still poo in it just sit on the seat and aim for the hole

    Apt name....


  • #44
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Fecking muppets. Where is Michael Caine when you need him


  • #45
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    charlemont wrote: »
    Funny stuff. How thick were they though that they didn't flush first..
    Must be students.


  • #46
    caste_in_exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    Remmy wrote: »
    Fecking muppets. Where is Michael Caine when you need him

    "I'll never forget your solution, lads...

    blast holes in the jacks....."


  • #47
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Quite possibly the greatest ever pun posted on boards.......ever
    yea, until this
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Turd world problems.


  • #48
    wyndham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Sounds like an asshole in the video;

    'Close the seat gently, don't slam it, don't break it!!'

    Afterwards;

    'I knew that would happen.'


  • #49
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    I know three lads that left a lovely "present" in the fireplace in the sitting-room the last day before they moved out!! :eek::eek::eek: The three of them did it!! :eek: I don't think they got a Reference off that particular Landlord.....


  • #50
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Now thats explosive diarrhea.


  • #51
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    They'd probably have been disappointed with any other outcome.


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  • #52
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    I know three lads that left a lovely "present" in the fireplace in the sitting-room the last day before they moved out!! :eek::eek::eek: The three of them did it!! :eek: I don't think they got a Reference off that particular Landlord.....

    Ah, Scatmen. Turned on by seeing other lads drop a brown one, no doubt.


  • #53
    thomasj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,087 ✭✭✭thomasj


    I might be hugging my own toilet after watching that

    I feel ill!

    Add that to the evergrowing list of reasons why fireworks should be banned in this country


  • #54
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Rage against the latrine.


  • #55
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    The Gards are looking into it...they have nothing to go on.


  • #56
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    corktina wrote: »
    The Gards are looking into it...they have nothing to go on.

    Better off calling the Guards.


  • #57
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,760 ✭✭✭s8n


    Alanis morri**** !!!


  • #58
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    And here we see the people who come on here and complain that the landlord won't return their deposit at the end of the lease.

    The landlord will let them scrape the deposit off the wall.:(


  • #59
    roadrunner16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭roadrunner16


    Bang and the Dirt is gone !


  • #60
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    roadrunner16 wrote: »
    Bang and the Dirt is gone !

    Gone all over the place maybe. The guy who shot this has particles of faeces all over him, so he is literally a sh**head.


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  • #61
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Put explosive in object. Object explodes. Somehow this is hilarious


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