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What a night

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  • #32
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    ^^

    Hope not, that's the point of the shameful drunken cold sex!


  • #33
    Chavways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,904 ✭✭✭Chavways


    Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.


  • #34
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Bob, I mean OP, were their names Rita and Sue?


  • #35
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Chavways wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.

    Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.


  • #36
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    so this is what transcript porn is, I can't fap to this.


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  • #37
    Hippies!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    Same thing happened to me except they were 18 & 19 and I don't have a wife or kids and afterwards one made me a sandwich and the other got me a beer and then I won the lotto and the Guinness book of records called to say I had the biggest penis in the world.

    But I didn't make a thread about it because I've got class.


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Fúcking school holidays!!


  • #39
    The Radiator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Well done, sonny. You should be proud


  • #40
    kinkygirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭kinkygirl


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    So, your mammy is out tonight, and you are playing with your teeny weeny and dreaming of being a big boy. That's so sweet. Off you go now, and write your letter to Santa, ya' little dote.


  • #41
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    The real story: I can't satisfy my wife so I fantasise about having a threesome while I cry in the shower


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........


  • #43
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Young women doing menial labour will do anything suggested to them once they are on a couch. The effect is doubled for each young woman present. There are ten minute documentaries on several websites detailing the subject.


  • #44
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    This could be the saddest thread i have ever read


  • #45
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,484 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I'd never be in favour of any form of online censorship, but after reading that OP there may just be a case for it....


  • #46
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I remember i rode a babysitter. I felt so guilty afterwards. I kept thinking what if we are found out or there is a smell of sex in the room.

    So I said to my girlfriend, maybe we should wait till we go back to her parents for the ride in future.

    Teenage days :cool:


  • #47
    PandaX9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    Oh come on, I can't be the only one who read this and thought it was leading to some bull**** story about the OP promptly returning home whereupon finding to his "horror" (in front of his wife) and good fortune that the two young ladies had decided to do a different form of sitting altogether..


  • #48
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    similar to porn of this nature, I skip the bullsh!t story and go straight to the good stuff...............unfortunately there is none here


  • #49
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    In other news, I recently had sex with Rosy Pam and her five sisters ...


  • #50
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.

    NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES

    What, so his mother is a year older than his sister?

    You no so good at the maths??

    You sure there were 2 and not 0?


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  • #52
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    TheTorment wrote: »
    This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........

    No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D:D


  • #53
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D:D

    :cool:

    seriously?


  • #54
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D:D

    Are you a virgin?


  • #55
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.


  • #56
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    phasers wrote: »
    so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

    If you are a virgin like the op having sex with any woman is something to brag about, to bad he only read about it.


  • #57
    WhatNowForUs?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭WhatNowForUs?


    HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

    Are you a virgin?
    Sounds like it. Fustration in his writing me thinks.


  • #58
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Grayson wrote: »
    *HIGH FIVES the OP*


    The story's a load of bull, but I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.

    Always respect a fellow bro who never leaves a guy hanging :pac:


  • #59
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh god, it gets worse!
    Might just go check if my 9 year old is on boards upstairs or something.
    This guy can't be older than that!


  • #60
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

    Only if they mature like a fine wine


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  • #61
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Only if they mature like a fine wine

    If the don't get corked first ;)


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