What a night

Local-womanizer

^^

Hope not, that's the point of the shameful drunken cold sex!

Chavways

Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.

Where To

Bob, I mean OP, were their names Rita and Sue?

Armin_Tamzarian

Chavways wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.

Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.

krudler

so this is what transcript porn is, I can't fap to this.

Hippies!

Same thing happened to me except they were 18 & 19 and I don't have a wife or kids and afterwards one made me a sandwich and the other got me a beer and then I won the lotto and the Guinness book of records called to say I had the biggest penis in the world.

But I didn't make a thread about it because I've got class.

Gummy Panda

Fúcking school holidays!!

The Radiator

Well done, sonny. You should be proud

kinkygirl

twistedbrains wrote: »

Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

So, your mammy is out tonight, and you are playing with your teeny weeny and dreaming of being a big boy. That's so sweet. Off you go now, and write your letter to Santa, ya' little dote.

phasers

The real story: I can't satisfy my wife so I fantasise about having a threesome while I cry in the shower

twistedbrains

twistedbrains wrote: »

Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........

666irishguy

Young women doing menial labour will do anything suggested to them once they are on a couch. The effect is doubled for each young woman present. There are ten minute documentaries on several websites detailing the subject.

Ghost Buster

This could be the saddest thread i have ever read

For Forks Sake

I'd never be in favour of any form of online censorship, but after reading that OP there may just be a case for it....

Gummy Panda

I remember i rode a babysitter. I felt so guilty afterwards. I kept thinking what if we are found out or there is a smell of sex in the room.

So I said to my girlfriend, maybe we should wait till we go back to her parents for the ride in future.

Teenage days :cool:

PandaX9

Oh come on, I can't be the only one who read this and thought it was leading to some bull**** story about the OP promptly returning home whereupon finding to his "horror" (in front of his wife) and good fortune that the two young ladies had decided to do a different form of sitting altogether..

--LOS--

similar to porn of this nature, I skip the bullsh!t story and go straight to the good stuff...............unfortunately there is none here

biko

In other news, I recently had sex with Rosy Pam and her five sisters ...

twistedbrains

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.

NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES

twistedbrains

twistedbrains wrote: »

NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES

What, so his mother is a year older than his sister?

You no so good at the maths??

You sure there were 2 and not 0?

twistedbrains

TheTorment wrote: »

This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

Larianne

twistedbrains wrote: »

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

:cool:

seriously?

HeyThereDeliah

twistedbrains wrote: »

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

Are you a virgin?

phasers

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

HeyThereDeliah

phasers wrote: »

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

If you are a virgin like the op having sex with any woman is something to brag about, to bad he only read about it.

WhatNowForUs?

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Are you a virgin?

Sounds like it. Fustration in his writing me thinks.

Shanotheslayer

Grayson wrote: »

*HIGH FIVES the OP*


The story's a load of bull, but I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.

Always respect a fellow bro who never leaves a guy hanging :pac:

flutterflye

Oh god, it gets worse!
Might just go check if my 9 year old is on boards upstairs or something.
This guy can't be older than that!

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

Only if they mature like a fine wine

Smidge

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Only if they mature like a fine wine

If the don't get corked first