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What a night

  • 02-11-2012 10:06PM
    #1
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭


    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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  • #2
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    You get someone to babysit your house?


  • #3
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    welcome to the world of crystal meth


  • #4
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,110 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=19

    Better of with a fiction thread over here.


  • #5
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    COULD SEND YOU NUMBERS OFF THESE LASSIES AND GET THEM TO BABYSIT FOR U IF YA WANT :eek:


  • #6
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    late December back in '63


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  • #7
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,299 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    If you're story is true, I'm sure word will get back to your missus.

    How many people in Ireland have a 24 and 25 year old babysit for them? :pac:


  • #8
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA


  • #9
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Livin the dream OP,livin the dream.


  • #10
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    alphabeat wrote: »
    welcome to the world of crystal meth

    Welcome to world of a raw coooooccck


  • #11
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Thinly veiled I have a big house thread.


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  • #12
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Pictures... or else just F... Off :p


  • #13
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    If you're story is true, I'm sure word will get back to your missus.

    How many people in Ireland have a 24 and 25 year old babysit for them? :pac:

    2 sluts on the dole 100 yo yo a night 50 each any1 will do it


  • #14
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    What a load of sh*te. You keep watching your porn my friend.


  • #15
    Skinhead Kane
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 150 ✭✭Skinhead Kane


    If Rick James and/or Dave Chappelle was reading this, he would say, DAMN! COCAINE IS HELL OF A DRUG!


  • #16
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Pictures... or else just F... Off :p

    pics u on yokes mate pics in head PERV


  • #17
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Must be a hell of a paper round you have to afford the big house.


  • #18
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    2 sluts on the dole 100 yo yo a night 50 each any1 will do it

    You paid for sex, were you not good enough for them to give you a freebie?


  • #19
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    pics u on yokes mate pics in head PERV

    Ok, Just F... right off ...

    What a crock of ol' sh1t...


  • #20
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Your only after having a 3some?

    3 somes are so 90s...


  • #21
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Do people not even try to be good trolls anymore?
    Or at least funny or something.


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  • #22
    Piriz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Piriz


    and the follow up story is: your marriage is a shambles...
    High 5's to your solicitor who gets paid for handling your divorce..
    Low 5's to the child in the middle..
    Fisting for the two sluts...


  • #23
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had sex with a 49 year old before. Same thing really.


  • #24
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Genital warts?


  • #25
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Your only after having a 3some?

    3 somes are so 90s...

    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!


  • #26
    blacklilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    Op, your c*ck was so small I felt slightly perverted fu*king you. Myself and my friend are still laughing about it but we're pretty terrified cause we're in zinc if you know what I mean and imagine how made it would be if we are both pregnant, one plus is at least you're minted


  • #27
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    Larianne wrote: »
    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!

    Extra marital affairs is all the rage or so I'm told.


  • #28
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    *HIGH FIVES the OP*


    The story's a load of bull, but I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Grayson wrote: »
    I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.

    Like the babysitters did?


  • #30
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Larianne wrote: »

    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!

    Shameful drunken sex while avoiding eye contact and leaving straight after, still not knowing the persons name!


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Shameful drunken sex while avoiding eye contact and leaving straight after, still not knowing the persons name!

    Do I know you? -.-


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