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Nude Men exhibition in Vienna...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    kowloon wrote: »
    I'm not googling that, what is it? Does it wag when it's happy?

    Follow the trail and it leads to a happy place ;)

    Tbf, honey trail? Wtf :p

    Thought you were thinking along the lines of a snail trail..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    I'm a male and can find muscular male bodies pleasing to the eye, not in a sexual way, I just admire the shapes of the muscles and like trying to look like that by going to the gym.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    smash wrote: »
    You're not shocking me, I'm just asking where the line is between art and erotic material, if there's a line at all.

    Like it would be ok for someone to be studying the statue of David for college projects while on a bus but it wouldn't be ok for a film student to be watching one night in Paris.

    Personally, I wouldn't have an issue with either. But I do recognise that society does... and I wish it hadn't.
    I never understood what some people find so disturbing and harmful in nudity and eroticism. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Gawd, what's wrong with you? Hairy men are the best! :pac:

    Within reason. Keep it all trimmed and no problem. Complete hairlessness looks stupid on a guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I'm a male and can find muscular male bodies pleasing to the eye, not in a sexual way, I just admire the shapes of the muscles and like trying to look like that by going to the gym.
    Ever masturbated while watching wwf?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Do you think this could be cultural influence from the US? Or vice versa?

    I'd jump and say it's the fault of the English, but in truth, I have no idea.

    I sense a thread on which is the best colour, but there's no need, Olive Green is the correct answer. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shenshen wrote: »

    Personally, I wouldn't have an issue with either. But I do recognise that society does... and I wish it hadn't.
    I never understood what some people find so disturbing and harmful in nudity and eroticism. :(
    Good old catholic Ireland says its dirty and the work of the devil. Personally, I think the devil is awesome if that's the case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    kowloon wrote: »
    I'd jump and say it's the fault of the English, but in truth, I have no idea.

    I sense a thread on which is the best colour, but there's no need, Olive Green is the correct answer. ;)

    You couldn't be more wrong, it's obviously a deep, rich, velvety purple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    smash wrote: »
    Good old catholic Ireland says its dirty and the work of the devil. Personally, I think the devil is awesome if that's the case.

    I don't know, Austria and Southern Germany would give Ireland a run for the money when it comes to being good Catholics... but for some reason, that never meant you couldn't be naked in a Sauna, or when sunbathing by the lake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shenshen wrote: »

    I don't know, Austria and Southern Germany would give Ireland a run for the money when it comes to being good Catholics... but for some reason, that never meant you couldn't be naked in a Sauna, or when sunbathing by the lake.
    Heard a story recently and can't remember where but a couple had been married for over 50 years and had a few kids yet he'd never seen his wife naked. Sex was always lights out and fathers were never at a birth.

    Literally anything sexual was considered wrong over here. What a disgusting outlook.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    Heard a story recently and can't remember where but a couple had been married for over 50 years and had a few kids yet he'd never seen his wife naked. Sex was always lights out and fathers were never at a birth.

    Literally anything sexual was considered wrong over here. What a disgusting outlook.
    I agree with you here .....................
    smash wrote: »
    Ever masturbated while watching wwf?
    ................. yet you sexualise a man saying he admires the male form.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    smash wrote: »
    Heard a story recently and can't remember where but a couple had been married for over 50 years and had a few kids yet he'd never seen his wife naked. Sex was always lights out and fathers were never at a birth.

    Literally anything sexual was considered wrong over here. What a disgusting outlook.

    That's actually really sad. I don't know why, but there is a lot of loneliness in that. A lot of unnecessary restrictions and unhappiness. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'd go and check it out. It wouldn't be sexual, they're just naked guys, so I wouldn't be eyeing up or just focused on the cawk.

    A man's body just has more strength and power, so it's more interesting to me and different in comparison to women that often get a heavy emphasis on femininity and fragility in art.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Follow the trail and it leads to a happy place ;)

    Tbf, honey trail? Wtf :p

    Thought you were thinking along the lines of a snail trail..
    I think I need to employ a proof reader - maybe a naked male one. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    smash wrote: »
    Heard a story recently and can't remember where but a couple had been married for over 50 years and had a few kids yet he'd never seen his wife naked. Sex was always lights out and fathers were never at a birth.

    Sounds like David Cross in Arrested Development.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ................. yet you sexualise a man saying he admires the male form.

    I was taking about the wwf women's bra and panties fights :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I think I need to employ a proof reader - maybe a naked male one. :D

    "Naked male proof reader"

    Is this your way of undercutting the soliciting laws?

    Sure if you're paying well, I've done worse in my life :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    smash wrote: »
    http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1030/nude-men-vienna.html

    TLDR: Thousands of people are flocking to a museum to see hundreds of photos of naked men.

    So if it was a museum full of images of naked women would it be art or pervy?

    With hundreds of naked women already on the internet? it would be a waste of time if it were pervy.

    Also, why do people autoamtically associate nudity with sex? Are we talking pornography here?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Within reason. Keep it all trimmed and no problem.

    Nope, the hairier the better, for me at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    smash wrote: »
    Ever masturbated while watching wwf?

    Ever masturbated in an art gallery?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Ever masturbated in an art gallery?

    Heh, now there's a new entry for the bucket list.
    I had already ticked "sex in a museum", but "masturbating in an art gallery" is a good one, too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    smash wrote: »
    I was taking about the wwf women's bra and panties fights :pac:

    The World **** Federation. Didn't they have to change the Federation to Entertainment because of this crowd?
    Shenshen wrote: »
    Heh, now there's a new entry for the bucket list.
    I had already ticked "sex in a museum", but "masturbating in an art gallery" is a good one, too.

    Call it performance art and you're okay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Ever masturbated in an art gallery?
    Not yet but thanks for the idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    smash wrote: »
    Not yet but thanks for the idea.

    You can always blame it on the alcohol and neurofen afterwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    kowloon wrote: »
    You can always blame it on the alcohol and neurofen afterwards.
    I'll wait for shenshen to do it and then blame it on her bad influence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    smash wrote: »
    I'll wait for shenshen to do it and then blame it on her bad influence.

    I'm not a bad influence, I'm a bad example. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Shenshen wrote: »
    I'm not a bad influence, I'm a bad example. :p
    'Boardsies art gallery masturbation outing'.

    What date suits everyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    smash wrote: »
    I'll wait for shenshen to do it and then blame it on her bad influence.
    Shenshen wrote: »
    Heh, now there's a new entry for the bucket list.
    I had already ticked "sex in a museum", but "masturbating in an art gallery" is a good one, too.

    No reason why you guys couldn't go mutually...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    No reason why you guys couldn't go mutually...?
    I'm gonna meet her in the natural history museum at 2pm tomorrow so we can get off looking at the giraffes!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    'Boardsies art gallery masturbation outing'.

    What date suits everyone?

    Ah, you're hoping to recreate a Jackson Pollock


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