Have you ever stolen anything?

MadsL · 31-10-2012 04:04PM

You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie...oh wait.

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 04:40PM

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Bastard never liked me from day one for no reason. I wish I could've proved it was him.
God help him if I ever meet him on a night out!

I know what your going to do to him ....tickle him and give him a wet willy

MaxSteele · 31-10-2012 04:48PM

I remember when I was about 15 on a lunch break, in the queue in Tesco and a traveller in my year was behind me.

Anyway, after I paid for whatever I bought, the traveller comes up behind me and takes the three Mars bars he planted in my hood out and tells me

"Sound boss !". :pac:

guttenberg · 31-10-2012 04:53PM

MadsL wrote: »

You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie...oh wait.

It's funny that if your watching a legit copy, they disabled fast-forwarding so you had to watch that stupid ad. Yet if your watching a dodgy copy, that ad wasn't on it so the film started quicker:D Guess which one I'd opt for :pac:

Jaded Jester · 31-10-2012 05:58PM

I shoplift sandwiches, packets of crisps, cans of soft drinks, confectionery etc. This started when during days spent drunk and unoccupied in Dublin. I would walk into a shop, impeccably dressed and as drunk as a lord. I would slip these items into the deep pockets of my overcoat. I would then make an inquiry at the counter regarding whether or not the shop stocked a peculiar item. The teller would look around a bit and then tell me no. I would tip my fedora and leave. Nobody ever suspected anything because of my manner and appearance. My fear of being caught was removed initially by inebriation but repeated successful thefts taught me that there really wasn't any risk, so my sober fears left too and I now steal occasionally, drunk and sober.