Have you ever stolen anything?

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 1:01pm #1

On a few occassions i "Miscounted" my sweets when in schoolone night when drunk I reached over the counter and poured so vodka into my glassOh i nicked somebody's phrase once. I dont think it was his to beging with...Does that countI know I know Im a bad A$$

BBDBB · 31-10-2012 1:02pm

your heart

Tom_Cruise · 31-10-2012 1:02pm

Lots of things.

squod · 31-10-2012 1:04pm

Ah he-ar, leave-ir-ouh

My name is URL · 31-10-2012 1:06pm

I'm stealing a few things right now

Sauve · 31-10-2012 1:08pm

sfwcork wrote: »

On a few occassions i "Miscounted" my sweets when in schoolone night when drunk I reached over the counter and poured so vodka into my glassOh i nicked somebody's phrase once. I dont think it was his to beging with...Does that countI know I know Im a bad A$$

Sweet mother of divine.

Rabidlamb · 31-10-2012 1:08pm

I've acquired games, movies & songs for free off the internet but that's not like real stealing.

phasers · 31-10-2012 1:09pm

I once robbed my local shop

The only problem was I had nowhere to put it when I got it home

Max Power · 31-10-2012 1:09pm

A packet of banshee bones and woppa bar on a school tour in courtown.

shopaholic01 · 31-10-2012 1:10pm

sfwcork wrote: »

On a few occassions i "Miscounted" my sweets when in schoolone night when drunk I reached over the counter and poured so vodka into my glassOh i nicked somebody's phrase once. I dont think it was his to beging with...Does that countI know I know Im a bad A$$

I suggest you steal a dictionary next.

El Guapo! · 31-10-2012 1:11pm

I was wrongly accused of stealing something worth about €5k in a place I used to work. This was on the same day that I was conveniently "let go" later that day.
I'm pretty sure the manager stole it and blamed me and gave me the sack straight away to cover his own arse. I could never prove anything though.

Joekers · 31-10-2012 1:11pm

Nope im not a scumbag

Max Power · 31-10-2012 1:14pm

Joekers wrote: »

Nope im not a scumbag

Oh my god that is discraceful. an outrage, where were the Gardaí? Parking on double yellow lines.:mad:

gobnaitolunacy · 31-10-2012 1:18pm

Library books and a nuclear warhead.

BBDBB · 31-10-2012 1:23pm

I stole my nephews nose the other day

Standard Toaster · 31-10-2012 1:24pm

The show whenever I walk onto a stage.

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 1:24pm

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Originally Posted by sfwcork
On a few occassions i "Miscounted" my sweets when in schoolone night when drunk I reached over the counter and poured so vodka into my glassOh i nicked somebody's phrase once. I dont think it was his to beging with...Does that countI know I know Im a bad A$$

I suggest you steal a dictionary next.

My keyboard is rubbish

loalae · 31-10-2012 1:28pm

A nose stud when I was 14. I don't know why I did it, I had the money for it.

It must have been my inner scumbag coming through!

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 1:30pm

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BBDBB
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Adverts | Friends I stole my nephews nose the other day

have you given it back to him yet?

Max Power · 31-10-2012 1:33pm

sfwcork, there is a quote button.

EoghanIRL · 31-10-2012 1:33pm

Library books that never got returned, oh the guilt

EoghanIRL · 31-10-2012 1:34pm

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

sfwcork, there is a quote button.
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Oh really

Teyla Emmagan · 31-10-2012 1:38pm

I used to knick books from friends (who wouldn't lend them to me) when I was a kid. How pathetic is that. I came up with this ingenious plan whereby I would throw them out their bedroom window when then left me alone for two seconds, and then pick them up from the garden on my way home. Only one of the neighbours saw me hanging out of the window and told my Mam

I had to give them all back (there were only about 3 of them) AND apologise.

Agricola · 31-10-2012 1:39pm

The only time I almost fell into the dark side was when I was 15 or 16 and was so desperate to get my hands on the latest issue of a games magazine, I almost stuck it under my coat in the newsagents. I would probably have been caught and wouldve brought untold shame on my house.

Moral of the story, give idiot kids some pocket money or make them work.

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 1:41pm

Fionn McCool I hope my inability to use the quote option wont keep you awake at night

SlipperyPeople · 31-10-2012 1:49pm

creme egg

by mistake

Hank Scorpio · 31-10-2012 2:45pm

Dean09 wrote: »

I was wrongly accused of stealing something worth about €5k in a place I used to work. This was on the same day that I was conveniently "let go" later that day.
I'm pretty sure the manager stole it and blamed me and gave me the sack straight away to cover his own arse. I could never prove anything though.

That's disgraceful carry on :mad:

krudler · 31-10-2012 2:46pm

sfwcork wrote: »

My keyboard is rubbish

Steal a new one.

seven_eleven · 31-10-2012 2:54pm

Robbed a packet of smarties the other day.

saiint · 31-10-2012 2:57pm

i dont steal
i just borrow for a really long time

El Guapo! · 31-10-2012 3:01pm

nuxxx wrote: »

That's disgraceful carry on :mad:

Bastard never liked me from day one for no reason. I wish I could've proved it was him.
God help him if I ever meet him on a night out!

MadsL · 31-10-2012 3:04pm

You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie...oh wait.

sfwcork · 31-10-2012 3:40pm

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Bastard never liked me from day one for no reason. I wish I could've proved it was him.
God help him if I ever meet him on a night out!

I know what your going to do to him ....tickle him and give him a wet willy

MaxSteele · 31-10-2012 3:48pm

I remember when I was about 15 on a lunch break, in the queue in Tesco and a traveller in my year was behind me.

Anyway, after I paid for whatever I bought, the traveller comes up behind me and takes the three Mars bars he planted in my hood out and tells me

"Sound boss !". :pac:

guttenberg · 31-10-2012 3:53pm

MadsL wrote: »

You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie...oh wait.

It's funny that if your watching a legit copy, they disabled fast-forwarding so you had to watch that stupid ad. Yet if your watching a dodgy copy, that ad wasn't on it so the film started quicker:D Guess which one I'd opt for :pac:

Jaded Jester · 31-10-2012 4:58pm

I shoplift sandwiches, packets of crisps, cans of soft drinks, confectionery etc. This started when during days spent drunk and unoccupied in Dublin. I would walk into a shop, impeccably dressed and as drunk as a lord. I would slip these items into the deep pockets of my overcoat. I would then make an inquiry at the counter regarding whether or not the shop stocked a peculiar item. The teller would look around a bit and then tell me no. I would tip my fedora and leave. Nobody ever suspected anything because of my manner and appearance. My fear of being caught was removed initially by inebriation but repeated successful thefts taught me that there really wasn't any risk, so my sober fears left too and I now steal occasionally, drunk and sober.