How do you "pull" in clubs, both lads and gals welcome

Baftycrastard · 29-10-2012 10:46PM #1

Title says it all I guess. For me I do my best to dance lock eye contact and then pretty much go for the shift.

If it's off the dance floor, small talk then I TELL the girl we're going dancing, shift.

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

So what are your tactics/smooth moves? How many do you average? Gals please share what you like dislike etc And lads please stop trying to be clever/taking the piss, fishing for likes, keep this real.

Dear Mods, I'm not trolling

Fart · 29-10-2012 10:48PM

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

:pac:

Kylo Ren · 29-10-2012 10:49PM

Rohypnol works a treat.

Gummy Panda · 29-10-2012 10:49PM

Waggle my penis at them

Yellowblackbird · 29-10-2012 10:50PM

Penis

themadchef · 29-10-2012 10:50PM

Foamin' at da gash here just readin this

frag420 · 29-10-2012 10:51PM

I don't pull, I get pulled!!

Sofaspud · 29-10-2012 10:51PM

I pull in the bathroom. Tried it on the dance floor once but got kicked out.

ArtyC · 29-10-2012 10:52PM

Not trolling= trolling

seven_eleven · 29-10-2012 10:52PM

Go to one of those teenage discos the primary schools host around halloween. I hear they're awful easy to pick up there.

29-10-2012 10:54PM

Lower standards as soon as you walk in the door and you'll be sorted.

Giblet · 29-10-2012 10:55PM

I tickle their balls,bet that would work on you OP.

Doom · 29-10-2012 10:56PM

How old are you 12yrs?.....seriously "Average 3 girls a night for shifting"

Giblet · 29-10-2012 10:57PM

You'd need 3 girls to shift a large load. He's used to girls shifting planks.

Fart · 29-10-2012 10:57PM

Doom wrote: »

How old are you 12yrs?.....seriously "Average 3 girls a night for shifting"

He hasn't gotten the ride yet, ya see?

Daniel S · 29-10-2012 10:58PM

Sure I look like Daniel Craig, I don't have to pull.

Complete bullshít unfortunately.

dMaN24 · 29-10-2012 10:58PM

I usually say: "-CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR STROLLER, MA'M?"
That's how you pull. The youth of today. Pfft...

Baftycrastard · 29-10-2012 10:59PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Waggle my penis at them

ffs this is exactly what I told people not to do? Why do mods allow this? Cmon guys act your age, anyone got any real stories?

Gee Bag · 29-10-2012 11:00PM

seven_eleven wrote: »

Go to one of those teenage discos the primary schools host around halloween. I hear they're awful easy to pick up there.

Have you been chatting with Jimmy Saville on the ouija board?

Giblet · 29-10-2012 11:00PM

No, because no-one mature enough to not take the piss actually cares about this ****e.

entropi · 29-10-2012 11:01PM

Goway outta that OP, you could barely pull your wire, let alone 3 beures!

Jimmy Iovine · 29-10-2012 11:02PM

I bring a bag of parsnips out with me in the hope that I meet a girl who wants to eat a parsnip at that particular moment in time.

MadsL · 29-10-2012 11:02PM

Look at door. If it doesn't say PUSH, I usually pull.

GLaDOS · 29-10-2012 11:09PM

I get to know them by discussing common interests and over the course of several weeks build up a relationship to the point where we both feel comfortable becoming physically intimate.

Well either that or chloroform.

Baftycrastard · 29-10-2012 11:12PM

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

geetar · 29-10-2012 11:14PM

Baftycrastard wrote: »

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

you're a 13 year old moron

My name is URL · 29-10-2012 11:16PM

I honestly have no idea how I do it

Mr. Rager · 29-10-2012 11:17PM

Using hashtags on a website other than twitter? #wanker

opinion guy · 29-10-2012 11:17PM

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Title says it all I guess. For me I do my best to dance lock eye contact and then pretty much go for the shift.

If it's off the dance floor, small talk then I TELL the girl we're going dancing, shift.

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

So what are your tactics/smooth moves? How many do you average? Gals please share what you like dislike etc And lads please stop trying to be clever/taking the piss, fishing for likes, keep this real.

Dear Mods, I'm not trolling

Dear Mods,

Can we please add a 'proof of age' requirement before we allow people to start threads in AH ?

Thanks,
OG

Markcheese · 29-10-2012 11:18PM

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I bring a bag of parsnips out with me in the hope that I meet a girl who wants to eat a parsnip at that particular moment in time.

Arf arf arf is that because it's a root vegetable

King Of Wishful Thinking · 29-10-2012 11:18PM

The most beautiful girl I ever pulled thought I was a member of a not very famous Dublin band (I was chatting with them after a gig). I actually didn't know she thought this until after she made me breakfast the next morning (it was as lovely as she looked) and said: "So, you's are playing Waterford at the weekend, right? When's your next Dublin gig?"

I broke up laughing and said: "I'm not a member of .." and her response was just an open mouthed stare and then she slowly pulled up the bed sheet and said: "Well, then who are you?" and looked around the room like I had kidnapped her. Then she said: "Why did you tell me that you .. look, call me a cab, call me a cab, I don't want to hear it".

So, you want a hawt girl, hang around bands.

How do you "pull" in clubs, both lads and gals welcome

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