How do you "pull" in clubs, both lads and gals welcome

Baftycrastard

Title says it all I guess. For me I do my best to dance lock eye contact and then pretty much go for the shift.

If it's off the dance floor, small talk then I TELL the girl we're going dancing, shift.

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

So what are your tactics/smooth moves? How many do you average? Gals please share what you like dislike etc And lads please stop trying to be clever/taking the piss, fishing for likes, keep this real.

Dear Mods, I'm not trolling

Fart

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

:pac:

Kylo Ren

Rohypnol works a treat.

Gummy Panda

Waggle my penis at them

Yellowblackbird

Penis

themadchef

Foamin' at da gash here just readin this

frag420

I don't pull, I get pulled!!

Sofaspud

I pull in the bathroom. Tried it on the dance floor once but got kicked out.

ArtyC

Not trolling= trolling

seven_eleven

Go to one of those teenage discos the primary schools host around halloween. I hear they're awful easy to pick up there.

Lower standards as soon as you walk in the door and you'll be sorted.

Giblet

I tickle their balls,bet that would work on you OP.

Doom

How old are you 12yrs?.....seriously "Average 3 girls a night for shifting"

Giblet

You'd need 3 girls to shift a large load. He's used to girls shifting planks.

Fart

Doom wrote: »

How old are you 12yrs?.....seriously "Average 3 girls a night for shifting"

He hasn't gotten the ride yet, ya see?

Daniel S

Sure I look like Daniel Craig, I don't have to pull.







Complete bullshít unfortunately.

dMaN24

I usually say: "-CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR STROLLER, MA'M?"
That's how you pull. The youth of today. Pfft...

Baftycrastard

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Waggle my penis at them

ffs this is exactly what I told people not to do? Why do mods allow this? Cmon guys act your age, anyone got any real stories?

Gee Bag

seven_eleven wrote: »

Go to one of those teenage discos the primary schools host around halloween. I hear they're awful easy to pick up there.

Have you been chatting with Jimmy Saville on the ouija board?

Giblet

No, because no-one mature enough to not take the piss actually cares about this ****e.

entropi

Goway outta that OP, you could barely pull your wire, let alone 3 beures!

Jimmy Iovine

I bring a bag of parsnips out with me in the hope that I meet a girl who wants to eat a parsnip at that particular moment in time.

MadsL

Look at door. If it doesn't say PUSH, I usually pull.

GLaDOS

I get to know them by discussing common interests and over the course of several weeks build up a relationship to the point where we both feel comfortable becoming physically intimate.

Well either that or chloroform.

Baftycrastard

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

geetar

Baftycrastard wrote: »

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

you're a 13 year old moron

My name is URL

I honestly have no idea how I do it

Mr. Rager

Using hashtags on a website other than twitter? #wanker

opinion guy

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Title says it all I guess. For me I do my best to dance lock eye contact and then pretty much go for the shift.

If it's off the dance floor, small talk then I TELL the girl we're going dancing, shift.

Average 3 birds a night for shifting, sometimes more although rarely, pretty much always take numbers but rarely text or call. (before you call me a penis Im merely stating what I do, I'm not showing off)

So what are your tactics/smooth moves? How many do you average? Gals please share what you like dislike etc And lads please stop trying to be clever/taking the piss, fishing for likes, keep this real.

Dear Mods, I'm not trolling

Dear Mods,

Can we please add a 'proof of age' requirement before we allow people to start threads in AH ?

Thanks,
OG

Markcheese

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I bring a bag of parsnips out with me in the hope that I meet a girl who wants to eat a parsnip at that particular moment in time.

Arf arf arf is that because it's a root vegetable

King Of Wishful Thinking

The most beautiful girl I ever pulled thought I was a member of a not very famous Dublin band (I was chatting with them after a gig). I actually didn't know she thought this until after she made me breakfast the next morning (it was as lovely as she looked) and said: "So, you's are playing Waterford at the weekend, right? When's your next Dublin gig?"

I broke up laughing and said: "I'm not a member of .." and her response was just an open mouthed stare and then she slowly pulled up the bed sheet and said: "Well, then who are you?" and looked around the room like I had kidnapped her. Then she said: "Why did you tell me that you .. look, call me a cab, call me a cab, I don't want to hear it".

So, you want a hawt girl, hang around bands.

delad

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Title says it all I guess. For me I do my best to dance lock eye contact and then pretty much go for the shift.

do you speak to them first or just go for it? what would happen if they pulled their head back or slapped you? wouldn't you feel humiliated since loads of people would of seen this happen?

It's the opposite of pushing.
Verb applies in many different locations, clubs included.


HTH

Jimmy Iovine

Baftycrastard wrote: »

haha you're all hilarious.

Thanks.

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Congratulations your funny over the internet.

My funny what?

Baftycrastard wrote: »

To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average.

I shifted 10 last night. Beat that.

Baftycrastard wrote: »

To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it.

How did you know my age? Are you stalking me?

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Thread closed I reckon

Awh no . I was having so much fun.

Baftycrastard wrote: »

#rantover #ffspeople

#PeopleWhoUseHashtagsOnAnythingOtherThanTwitterAreClowns

yoursaviour1989

Baftycrastard wrote: »

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

Oh do stay, I love a good hashtag so I do.

Daveysil15

Nothing has worked for me yet so I dunno.

GLaDOS

Baftycrastard wrote: »

haha you're all hilarious. Congratulations your funny over the internet. To those who think shifting 3 birds is alot, I have bad news, you probably look like shít as it's actually pretty average. To those who say it's immature, chances are you're 85 and secretly wish you could do it. Thread closed I reckon #rantover #ffspeople

Well you clearly deal with rejection well

Pottler

Baftycrastard wrote: »

ffs this is exactly what I told people not to do? Why do mods allow this? Cmon guys act your age, anyone got any real stories?

Finished work at the hardware, headed home and ate with the folks, then made my excuses, up to my room and on with the white suit and black shirt, patent leater shoes and greased back the hair. Gold chain clicked shut around my manly neck and I'm set - it's disco time.

Strutted in, owned on the dance floor - all the moves - cleared the joint. Then Sandy and me made out in Marios car. Good times.


jasus, Sorry, what was the question again?

Barry Barry

First you wait for the cool guys to pick the hot chicks, then the rich ones and so on and so forth then go in for the kill on either the large units or the ones with low self esteem.

Furious_George

Ah bless, i remember them days....16-17, in the local club, lookn for the shift cos still hadnt figured out how to get the ride (and had nowhere to bring her). Comparing with ur friends how many u shifted that night. Enjoy it op, u'l eventually realise that 1 ride > 100 shifts

Pottler

Barry Barry wrote: »

First you wait for the cool guys to pick the hot chicks, then the rich ones and so on and so forth then go in for the kill on either the large units or the ones with low self esteem.

Classic!

PizzamanIRL

OP confirmed 13 years old. Ban, lock.

/thread

Baftycrastard

delad wrote: »

do you speak to them first or just go for it? what would happen if they pulled their head back or slapped you? wouldn't you feel humiliated since loads of people would of seen this happen?

speak about random pointless things, you never get slapped.. rejected if they pull there head to the side

Baftycrastard

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

Thanks.



My funny what?



I shifted 10 last night. Beat that.



How did you know my age? Are you stalking me?



Awh no . I was having so much fun.



#PeopleWhoUseHashtagsOnAnythingOtherThanTwitterAreClowns

10 is impressive, #wezzdays

delad

Baftycrastard wrote: »

speak about random pointless things, you never get slapped.. rejected if they pull there head to the side

but i can never hear what they say because the music is too loud

Baftycrastard

Furious_George wrote: »

Ah bless, i remember them days....16-17, in the local club, lookn for the shift cos still hadnt figured out how to get the ride (and had nowhere to bring her). Comparing with ur friends how many u shifted that night. Enjoy it op, u'l eventually realise that 1 ride > 100 shifts

Teach me, as for location it's usually at my apartment in trinity halls, lucky for me I'm on my own

Baftycrastard

delad wrote: »

but i can never hear what they say because the music is too loud

Haha yea that's true, scream into the ear pretty much, also it gives you an excuse to get close. Sometimes when you go to say something into their ear, birds think you want to shift them so they pull away, that way you know not to try the shift for real. Happens to me loads haha

SuperInfinity

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Teach me, as for location it's usually at my apartment in trinity halls, lucky for me I'm on my own

And you're below average looking and manage to pull every once in a while.

I'm right aren't I? You can even tell by your name, you have no looks so try to make it up by being a "crafty bastard", low height, ugly face, reads a lot about dwarves and dragons, I know the type.

DB10

has feeling random birds arses ever worked for anyone. seems to be my "drunk thing". it usually ends up funny more than anything, most girls dont slap hard, most.

I always find some nights on im fire, and other times i cant get a look in. I'm like darren bent with my patchy form.

for the average lad, its all a numbers game as far as I see. its just about dealing with rejection and having balls. which isnt easy either

Baftycrastard

SuperInfinity wrote: »

And you're below average looking and manage to pull every once in a while.

I'm right aren't I? You can even tell by your name, you have no looks so try to make it up by being a "crafty bastard", low height, ugly face, reads a lot about dwarves and dragons, I know the type.

This is upsetting and unnecessary, even if what you're saying is true it's still not nice. Like I said, I shared my story, all I want is for people to do the same without taking the piss.

MadsL

Baftycrastard wrote: »

This is upsetting and unnecessary, even if what you're saying is true it's still not nice. Like I said, I shared my story, all I want is for people to do the same without taking the piss.

Looks like you picked a bad week to give up posting.

Baftycrastard wrote: »

Haha yea that's true, scream into the ear pretty much, also it gives you an excuse to get close. Sometimes when you go to say something into their ear, birds think you want to shift them so they pull away, that way you know not to try the shift for real. Happens to me loads haha

Breath mint?