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Why do girls fall for w*nkers?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Because losers are too fussy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Rigol wrote: »
    Definite truth behind this. They've been raised on 'days of our lives'.

    TV and gutter media has fked society so so bad. A huge number of people take their values, the core of who they aspire to be from the worst depths of the sht bucket.

    If I ever have kids im going to be that tweed wearing culture bore father who won't let his kids have Gta3 or mcdonalds.

    Nope, It's fun family based geography day trips and visits to pen factories for us. Better Rodd and Todd than two little w4angster rappers with onions on their belts and tribal tattoos they can't read themselves.

    Oooh, are you single? You sound like fun. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Rigol wrote: »
    If I ever have kids im going to be that tweed wearing culture bore father who won't let his kids have Gta3 or mcdonalds.

    GTA20 will probably be out by then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Thrill wrote: »
    GTA20 will probably be out by then.

    So will the 175th anniversary Joyce collection. Put down the broadsheets Oisinn and Fionnula, get ready for some awesomeness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Because winking is a sign that someone likes you.

    I wink a lot, I'm actually winking right now and I get my fair share of the wimmins. Wink at girls more OP, they love it and if you're lucky they might actually give you a wink.
    you sure you're spelling wink right?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    because these "w@nkers" will ride anything with a pulse
    well necrophilia is hardly the solution?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    C*nts love ****.

    For some reason that reminded me of (from the Simpsons)

    Hens love Roosters,
    Geese love Ganders,
    Everybody else loves Ned Flanders!

    I like this answer the best !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Its probably been done to death but its something that always made me wonder.

    I must admit with great shame that last night when bored with nothing to do I stumbled upon a few Jeremy Kyle Show clips on youtube and the characters in it really got me thinking. Why is it that girls/women end up falling for people who are absolute scum of the society. There seem to be lots stories of girls who are in a relationship with some drug addict drunk scum in a gang and then the girl keeps complaining of how horrible her boyfriend is and how he beats her up or keeps cheating on her etc. Like what did the girl expect when she decided to get into a relationship with such kind of a person. A person who doesn't know how to treat people with respect is hardly going to treat his girlfriend with respect. And then you hear stories of people in abusive relationship and children growing up in traumatic households and all the psychological issues they end up facing.

    I ask why get into relationship with such a person in the first place??

    Your post Girl ?

    Eve hear of paragraphs ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Your post Girl ?

    Eve hear of paragraphs ?
    Ever hear of 'r'?

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    Water finds its own level. I hate it when people say "women want" or "men have". The statements are simply too broad to define half of the population. My friend pointed out a lout in our class (he's fairly outspoken; I say friend loosely) and said "Look at him, complete and utter waster and still up to his neck in women." I just replied "Yeah, but their HIS type of women." To be honest, I couldn't stand being with a woman who wouldn't still be a friend if she were a man.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Some women, not all,some are genuine cases of picking the wrong guy but some just love the drama, simple as that.

    I know loads of girls who wind up their men/parents/friends on a regular basis just to have a story to tell about how so and so said this and that and they got kicked out/punched/drunk etc etc and it was totally not her fault, she was just minding her own business.

    Everyone knows that girl that can't go anywhere without causing a huge drama scene, usually while blotto drunk.
    Stands to reason they'd be attracted to a douchebag for his drama potential.

    It's all attention seeking at the end of the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    ALL men are ****.

    I'd be seriously thinking there was something wrong with him if he wasn't letting some steam off every now and again :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭Morag


    Why do lads fall for controlling bitches?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Phoenix wrote: »
    I find that rather offensive,my gender does not dictate who i am
    I live by my own code vires et honestas,strength and honour,

    And by that I meant actual ****. I'd like to see how you deny that :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Sharrow wrote: »
    Why do lads fall for controlling bitches?

    Because we like mammy to remind us to eat our breakfast every morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    1ZRed wrote: »
    ALL men are ****.

    I'd be seriously thinking there was something wrong with him if he wasn't

    Some of us don't need to. *slips on shades; guns motorbike.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Some of us don't need to. *slips on shades; guns motorbike.*

    Even if I was getting it three times a day I still would be


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    Sharrow wrote: »
    Why do lads fall for controlling bitches?

    They don't, well not anywhere near the same degree that women go for tossers. You often hear women admit themselves sure, that they can't help but love bad boys and bastards. When have you ever heard a man say that he loves bad bitches, let alone controlling ones?

    On the contrary, guys will quite often say how there is nothing sexier that friendly girls and for the same reason that it's well known that if guys are nice and friendly, more often than not they will end up in the friend zone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭bobby_says_hi


    some people crave drama in their lives. nice well adjusted boyfriends/girlfriends are boring to them. a bastard boyfriend or a henpecking girlfriend gives them some kind of excitement. there's a fine line between love and hate and some people just love to hate the situations they're in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    *Any girl that agree's with this thread, and realised they fell for **** in the past*
    PM me for a non wanker experience lol ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 Strummerville


    As one of the aforementioned W*ankers, there are no girls falling for me. i feel like im getting a raw deal here. please ladies try to change me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Mr_Spaceman


    because they like being treated like crap and all the attention that comes with it

    Bang on the money.

    And particuarly relevant to the abject fcuking roasters to be sighted on junk daytime TV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Doom wrote: »
    Because they're fat and ugly.....true story;)

    When you see a fat ugly smelly bird who's heavily pregnant it just goes to show blokes will ride anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭Munstermissy


    *Any girl that agree's with this thread, and realised they fell for **** in the past*
    PM me for a non wanker experience lol ;-)

    I'm in, lol..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Lots of ladies like a bit of rough. Both in their social life and in the cot. Quite often the First Class Honours and Phd males are not too good at performing. Too busy studying during their sexually formative years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Sharrow wrote: »
    Why do lads fall for controlling bitches?
    They don't, well not anywhere near the same degree that women go for tossers. You often hear women admit themselves sure, that they can't help but love bad boys and bastards. When have you ever heard a man say that he loves bad bitches, let alone controlling ones?

    On the contrary, guys will quite often say how there is nothing sexier that friendly girls and for the same reason that it's well known that if guys are nice and friendly, more often than not they will end up in the friend zone.

    I know plenty guys that will accept a girl acting like a complete psycho if she's hot and/or dirty. Ringing them every minute with unnecessary drama.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭generalmental


    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
    And the nice guys they are pussies. And the bad guy is an asshole.

    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fcuked by dicks. But dicks also fcuk assholes: assholes that just want to siht on everything.

    Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fcuk an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fcuk too much or fcuk when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.

    But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh!t that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fcuk this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh!t


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    I/me doesn't mean "we".


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