I'm in Love

Pottler · 26-10-2012 08:32PM

Bunch of cynics, she sounds like a lovely lass.

MidlandsM · 26-10-2012 08:40PM

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

I'm going to try and arrange a butt naked Skype call. Make sure it's genuine first like.

:):):D:D:D:D

fyp

:p

Bombbastic22 · 26-10-2012 08:45PM

Hello JohnJoe! I am very glad to get your letter.Thank you for your
photo. I liked to see you! You are nice! Send me more your photos.
O'k? I hope you! You are interested in me. And that is good news for
me. I was afraid to see negative reaction from your side. I have never
had friends via internet before. And that scared me. But you are a
good man. I see that in your letter. That means you have found
something in me and maybe want to know each other better. I wrote
about my life on the whole in my first letter. You already know I live
in Berezovka. It is a usual small town in Russia. But I love it so
much. I love to have a walk on its tiny but comfy streets, beautiful
parks among the river. You know I like to walk, together with my
friends or alone. When I am outside alone I dream. Dream about future
life. Where everything is good, I have a good job that brings pleasure
and good income. I dream that I will meet my love. No doubt I had
close relationships. But they ended with nothing behind. Many Russian
men are rude and I always wanted to be loved, to feel warmth. I think
everything will be alright. And what do you dream about? Do you like
just to sit and dream? I like to see new films in the cinema, I also
like to read. And what about you? Please tell me what films and books
do you like? I am really interested in it. What do you do in your
spare time. Maybe I ask too many questions. But knowing more about you
is interesting for me. By the way, about my city. I think you can find
it on the map easily. You can look an arrangement of my city, having
passed on this link!
http://www.maplandia.com/russia/samarskaya-oblast/krasnoyarskiy-rayon/berezovka/

And again shortly about myself. My favourite sports is swimming. I am
good at swimming. From time to time I go to the swimming pool. My
favourite colors are pink and blue. My favourite flower is a tulip.
And what about you? Do you like your job? Do like what you do? I am
sure that is important. It is important to love you job. Then you job
will bring pleasure. Do you agree with me? In my first letter I wrote
about the opportunity to visit your country. Yes, that is true. I work
as a teacher. I am a young teacher and I am a successful girl) That is
not shy but anyway. I studied in the university to get this specialty.
I also studied other foreign languages. My English proficiency is
quite good. And I can easily learn another foreign language. I dont
doubt at it. I like my job. Earlier everything was alright and the
salary was worthy. But now everything changed. Maybe the economic
crisis caused this. Russia was deeply influenced by it and also my job
too. But I am an optimist and I believe in bright future. And recently
they have offered me a new job in your country. That is very
prospective and a good salary. I have thought about it much. Firstly I
was afraid to go to another country alone and I denied that offer. But
later I made my mind to begin a new life and I agreed with that offer.
Now I am waiting for arranging on all the aspects with my job. But I
dont know when exactly. Soon I will be able to go to your country and
work in a school. I will teach kids Russian language. I really want to
find worthy job that will bring pleasure and good income. But please
lets not speak about money. I believe in bright future and every man
should build his own future. Do you agree with me? What do you think
about it? I want to know your opinion. I think you have understood the
reason of my letter. I want to get acquainted with you. I will come to
your country and will not be alone. I will know you. And maybe we will
have a future where we are together. Are you against it? OK. I will
end my letter for today. It is also as big as the previous. But I want
to tell you so much. I hope you understand this. And I hope you will
patient enough to read this big letter from an unknown girl from
Russia. I am waiting for your letter Elena!

My Reply:Oh thank you so much for the new reply.

I would like very much to see you, so we could talk on the video chat.

Don't worry about your economic situation, I am sure once you have love you will have all the money you need.

I would like to talk to you sometime next week.

Would that be possible?

Two new pics as well - she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me!

con1982 · 26-10-2012 09:04PM

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

I've just received the following email from a lady called Elena.

I think she loves me.

Should I pursue this?

Hello!
My name is Elena. Please,don`t worry. My letter is real. I real, and the honest woman.
I live in Russia. I am 28 years old.
I write to you from the internet-club . To me the administrator the Internet-cafe has helped to find you.
I badly understand on the World Wide Web.
Therefore I have not understood where he has search yours email.
I hope, it will not push away you to me to answer. I search for the person for good friendship.
I wish to have the friend from your country. Your country was always interesting to me. I planned to arrive to your country for work.
I send you my foto. You can see me. Send me your pictures also.
I wish to get acquainted with you. I think, we can become good friends.
I hope, that you shall answer me. I shall be glad to receive your letter.
I shall necessarily answer you. I shall write to you to more essential letter after time. I shall tell about me in more detail.
We can exchange a photo, and videomessage is possible. O'k? Write to me necessarily.
I wait! Only your Elena. Byee

Go For It !

Julius Seizure · 26-10-2012 09:10PM

Proficient English teacher O.o

johnayo · 26-10-2012 09:28PM

In fairness, her English language skills have improved greatly since you first met.

MadsL · 26-10-2012 09:44PM

dodzy wrote: »

I just got a mail from Elena's sister. TL DR.

Apparently she comes from a farming background. Call me optimistic, but I think that it just might work. I've attached her picture.

Her sister is Yanet Akifeva, wow.

dodzy · 26-10-2012 10:51PM

MadsL wrote: »

Her sister is Yanet Akifeva, wow.

You have waaayyyyy too much time on your hands

MadsL · 26-10-2012 11:12PM

dodzy wrote: »

You have waaayyyyy too much time on your hands

I'm just good. Admit it.

dodzy · 26-10-2012 11:19PM

MadsL wrote: »

I'm just good. Admit it.

I did select her in fairness;) but yeah, good spot......................you perv.

danslevent · 28-10-2012 03:14PM

When are ye video chatting?! I wish I had a scammer to mess with, try get her to write out the Harry potter books like that man did :P

gobnaitolunacy · 28-10-2012 05:42PM

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

My
favourite colors are pink and blue. My favourite flower is a tulip.

What? Is she a 9 y/o??

Killer Wench · 28-10-2012 06:04PM

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

What? Is she a 9 y/o??

Pink and blue was an obvious attempt to connect her with babies (pink/girls and blue/boys).

Bombbastic22 · 29-10-2012 07:14PM

danslevent wrote: »

When are ye video chatting?! I wish I had a scammer to mess with, try get her to write out the Harry potter books like that man did :P

Hmm get her to write out the Harry Potter Books?

Still no reply to my video chat request! She will have to do better if she's to get a bean out of me!! ;-)

Hello my dear JohnJoe !! I am very glad to get your letter. How are you?
Is everything alright? I am alright. Today the weather is fine. The
sun shines brightly. I like such weather. How is the weather by your
side? I will begin my letter with a story about my family and me. I
think this is important for our correspondence. I want to tell much
about my life. JohnJoe I also ask you to write more about yourself,
your life and your family. It is always interesting for me. And in
this way we will know each other better. Do you agree? I have already
written I live with my mom. We live in a one room apartment. But there
is enough space for both of us. This is a small and comfy flat. My
mother is a very kind, sweet, helpful woman. She is respected at her
job. She has been always been my best friend. And we always understand
each other. I love my mom very much. Unfortunately, my father passed
away when I was a small girl. JohnJoe can you tell me about your parents.
It is very interesting. My mother and I like to cook together. She
taught me many recipes of dishes. I am very good at making different
salads, meat dishes, soups and many others. I think my creations are
very tasty. I like cooking simply because it is a creative process.
But sometimes I don’t have enough spare time for cooking. My work
requires much time. But I am fond of my profession. I want to continue
doing my job. I wrote about it to you. Now I am looking through
several offers of working in schools in your country. Four schools
offered me a job. But firstly I want to see them. And only then choose
the best option for me. I think this is right. Do you agree? But now
it is early to speak about it. I really hope to see you some day)…And
you can give a good advice) JohnJoe. I am very glad to tell you about
me again. Hope you enjoyed reading my message. I feel our
correspondence is good and it will continue further. I am waiting for
your answer. Your Elena!

tuxy · 29-10-2012 07:23PM

The mother is widowed..... threesome! :cool:

Bombbastic22 · 29-10-2012 07:48PM

tuxy wrote: »

The mother is widowed..... threesome! :cool:

Yuk!

TomWalkingDead · 29-10-2012 08:59PM

It's hard to judge the email. It could be a actual girl from Russia looking to meet you or it could really just be a scam.

Your move.

29-10-2012 10:17PM

TomWalkingDead wrote: »

It's hard to judge the email.

Are you serious?! :eek:

Bet ya the lovely mother gets awful sick in the next few emails.

TomWalkingDead · 29-10-2012 10:22PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you serious?! :eek:

Bet ya the lovely mother gets awful sick in the next few emails.

Oh totally

No in all fairness though, OP did you try sending a message back?

Bombbastic22 · 29-10-2012 10:34PM

TomWalkingDead wrote: »

Oh totally

No in all fairness though, OP did you try sending a message back?

Yes, we are in love!

Peetrik · 29-10-2012 10:39PM

Could be legit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAH43TZYGt4

Jimoslimos · 29-10-2012 11:22PM

Meh OP, I'm getting bored. You're obviously receiving stock replies, which are of little to no work to the sender, and wasting your own time not theirs.

Bombbastic22 · 30-10-2012 10:19AM

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Meh OP, I'm getting bored. You're obviously receiving stock replies, which are of little to no work to the sender, and wasting your own time not theirs.

Aye, things are going stale!

The only way forward is to get her on skype and get to the bottom of this!

Bombbastic22 · 31-10-2012 02:49PM

I wrote:

Hello again my lovely.

Yes well, I do love my job but sometimes I get a little bored of it and since I don't really need the money, I feel I might quit.

I'm am sorry that your Dad died. Mine died too. He had a very bad accident about ten years ago. I got a lot of money from the accident but I would be happier to still have my Dad. He was such a great guy. It's funny because the money, I think, has been a bit of a curse, because, anytime I meet a lovely girl who seems interested in me, I always wonder if she is only after my money, it makes me very distrustful.

My surname is Ward.

You are really winning me with all of these photographs as I can see you are very beautiful.

However, I am still very nervous of this internet correspondence and I would really need to see you on video. Is this possible.

Much Love,
Joe Ward.

She wrote:

Hi my new best friend Joe !!! How are you? How is your job? I hope
everything is alright. I can confidently say you are my best friend. I
feel our friendship is continuing. I see you want to communicate with
me. I also want to communicate with you. I have many friends here. My
attitude towards them is good and to you good too. I like you. I would
say that there is some extraterrestrial force between us. And it
attracts us. Don’t you think so? I want to correspond with you. I want
to write to you every minute. But it is impossible. You and I are busy
people. I have only a couple of minutes to write you a letter. But I
have an idea. If you give me your phone number I will try to call you.
OK? I will wait for your phone number so I can hear your voice. This
is important for me. I understand we know each other not for a very a
long time. We have written only a couple of letters to each other. But
I hope you will not deny me and soon I will call you and hear your
voice! Well… Joe you may think that a young and beautiful lady and
still not married?! Young and beautiful) not shy)… But I think this is
true). And I hope you also agree with my words?) Joe. I have not met
my ideal man but I am sure it will happen soon. I feel it. I had
relationships earlier. But that was not love. I can’t have
relationship with a man without being loved. That is not right. Do you
agree? That is the reason I am alone now. That is the reason I am
looking for the real love Joe. Please tell me about your past
relationships with women. I want to know what kind of person you are.
Do you understand Joe? I will wait for your reply and your number.
Yes! I am a persevering person)… Not only writing letters is important
for me but also having a real conversation. I am sure you will write
soon. I am waiting impatiently for your letter and will surely reply!

Elena!

Look at this - isn't she lovely? Not a clue how to embed video into boards (can you do it?) so stuck it on youtube. This is for all ye doubters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMbpChepgg&feature=youtu.be

Brain Stroking · 31-10-2012 02:52PM

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

I wrote:

Hello again my lovely.

Yes well, I do love my job but sometimes I get a little bored of it and since I don't really need the money, I feel I might quit.

I'm am sorry that your Dad died. Mine died too. He had a very bad accident about ten years ago. I got a lot of money from the accident but I would be happier to still have my Dad. He was such a great guy. It's funny because the money, I think, has been a bit of a curse, because, anytime I meet a lovely girl who seems interested in me, I always wonder if she is only after my money, it makes me very distrustful.

My surname is Ward.

You are really winning me with all of these photographs as I can see you are very beautiful.

However, I am still very nervous of this internet correspondence and I would really need to see you on video. Is this possible.

Much Love,
Joe Ward.

She wrote:

Hi my new best friend Joe !!! How are you? How is your job? I hope
everything is alright. I can confidently say you are my best friend. I
feel our friendship is continuing. I see you want to communicate with
me. I also want to communicate with you. I have many friends here. My
attitude towards them is good and to you good too. I like you. I would
say that there is some extraterrestrial force between us. And it
attracts us. Don’t you think so? I want to correspond with you. I want
to write to you every minute. But it is impossible. You and I are busy
people. I have only a couple of minutes to write you a letter. But I
have an idea. If you give me your phone number I will try to call you.
OK? I will wait for your phone number so I can hear your voice. This
is important for me. I understand we know each other not for a very a
long time. We have written only a couple of letters to each other. But
I hope you will not deny me and soon I will call you and hear your
voice! Well… Joe you may think that a young and beautiful lady and
still not married?! Young and beautiful) not shy)… But I think this is
true). And I hope you also agree with my words?) Joe. I have not met
my ideal man but I am sure it will happen soon. I feel it. I had
relationships earlier. But that was not love. I can’t have
relationship with a man without being loved. That is not right. Do you
agree? That is the reason I am alone now. That is the reason I am
looking for the real love Joe. Please tell me about your past
relationships with women. I want to know what kind of person you are.
Do you understand Joe? I will wait for your reply and your number.
Yes! I am a persevering person)… Not only writing letters is important
for me but also having a real conversation. I am sure you will write
soon. I am waiting impatiently for your letter and will surely reply!

Elena!

Look at this - isn't she lovely? Not a clue how to embed video into boards (can you do it?) so stuck it on youtube. This is for all ye doubters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMbpChepgg&feature=youtu.be

I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

Bombbastic22 · 31-10-2012 02:53PM

Brain Stroking wrote: »

I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

That's pretty gruesome dude! Having a bad day?

Defiler Of The Coffin · 31-10-2012 02:57PM

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

If you give me your phone number I will try to call you. OK? I will wait for your phone number so I can hear your voice.

Get her to call you and when she does put on the biggest traveller accent you can muster. Record it all as well.

Fair play to ya bass

Sauve · 31-10-2012 03:00PM

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Get her to call you and when she does put on the biggest traveller accent you can muster. Record it all as well.

Fair play to ya bass

Well Paddy Doherty is the new 'thing' apparantly

Sauve · 31-10-2012 03:00PM

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Get her to call you and when she does put on the biggest traveller accent you can muster. Record it all as well.

Fair play to ya bass

Well Paddy Doherty is the new 'thing' apparantly

Sauve · 31-10-2012 03:01PM

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Get her to call you and when she does put on the biggest traveller accent you can muster. Record it all as well.

Fair play to ya bass

Well Paddy Doherty is the new 'thing' apparantly

I'm in Love

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